From "What the Bartender Really Thinks About Your Spritz/You might expect the fizzy summer drinks to be a downer for the people who make them by the hundreds. But think again" (NYT gift link).
Are tourists hoping to emulate the social elite of the places they visit? Take Venice. I'd imagine the vibe of the old gondoliers and prostitutes would suit them just as well. I don't know. I don't travel too much, but when I do, I don't indulge in fantasies of oneness with the locals. So much mental work involved in that, and what does it get you? Or do you think that if you drink the right drink the fantasy will open itself up to you. But it's not the right drink, the article tells you. The bartender is laughing at you (but happy to take your money for a drink made in 2 seconds). Well, then, everyone wins. Everyone is happy, more than happy, including me, standoffish me, just writing a post about tourists who order spritzes in Sicily and Venice.

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Rochester garbage plate sounds a little like poutine. Maybe Trump (or Zelinsky) will rename the Canadian treat "garbage plate."
In the Alps this June, the Aperol Spritzes and to lesser extent Hugos were ubiquitous during the late afternoons. I had a few.
Cosplay.
Bellinis were supposed to be the Venetian treat. Can you get them in Palermo? Should you? Maybe "eat local" means respecting the local cuisine and not making demands on it. Or is global fusion the future of food and drink?
Yes, embrace the fun of knowing you are and acting like a tourist: "I don't indulge in fantasies of oneness with the locals."
If your concerned what a bartender thinks, you might be a dilettante.
"I'll have a Shirley... No, a virgin... No, a children's... Oh, what the heck? You only live once. Give me a white wine spritzer... spritzer... spritzer!"
Ned Flanders
Guilty New York Times readers are the only people on earth who worry what the help think about them.
...my emotional reaction to this spritz thing is it's <a href="https://www.instagram.com/popular/instagram-vs-reality/?hl=en>Instagram vs Reality</a>. I can hear the first grader with the recorder as I read this...
..oh fudge: Instagram vs Reality.
"If your concerned what a bartender thinks, you might be a dilettante."
And what are they if they're concerned that a random blog commenter regards them as a dilettante?
What is anyone who travels concerned about? Some are concerned about what their friends and family back home will think of them. Some are concerned about how it looks on social media.
What is the truly creditable and admirable concern of the tourist?
Think deeply. If you can't come up with anything at all, then you've opened the door to freedom. You don't have to go.
And, by the way, you don't need to drink.
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