July 14, 2026

"And for an only-would-be-famous person — that is, a civilian who is active on social media — cigarettes are a playful, blasé-bad-girl prop."

"A scroll through TikTok and Reels will show plenty of seductive supercuts of smoking scenes in movies and on TV; cult-popular Instagram accounts like @Cigfluencers ('your favourite smoker’s favourite smokers') give fans a place to leave impassioned comments like 'MADE ME WANT A CIG SO BAD' (re: Ava’s Parisian cigarette in the Hacks finale) with only the occasional scold ('Wow, a page dedicated to people who will die early of lung cancer').... Ironically, the efficacy of turn-of-the-century laws banning cigarettes from public spaces... combined with early-aughts anti-smoking campaigns... which worked to keep millennials from being as cigarette-crazed as older generations, have, by the harsh light of 2026, given cigarette smoking the rosy glow of a bad habit from the good old days...."


"After a near-oppressive 'wellness' wave, which peaked pre-pandemic — and feels very Obama-era, despite Barack being one of our nation’s most high-profile, semi-closeted smokers — a backlash was perhaps inevitable. As the self-described clean girls ditched their polished aesthetic for Brat summer and an indie sleaze revival, so too did young Pilates devotees and green-juice chuggers start to crack, yearning, perhaps, for what Gwyneth Paltrow once infamously described as 'the balance between cigarettes and tofu.'..."

6 comments:

Paddy O said...

It's a better habit than deciding to be a different gender.

Dave Begley said...

Hey WaPo. Do a story on tats.

Everytime I see a woman with tats, I want to vomit or go up to the woman and say, "WTF is the matter with you?"

RideSpaceMountain said...

"This cigarette smells like my vagina" - Gwyneth (allegedly)

rehajm said...

…Charley Hull on the LPGA smokes like a chimney. ‘She tastes like cigarettes’ as Forrest Gump would say…

Wilbur said...

Back when I was a pack a week or two smoker, I had the greatest craving for one after I would finish a morning run before work.

Gospace said...

Seeing smoking as seductive is a fetish.

There is nothing seductive, beautiful, pretty, or even remotely attractive about smoking. Whether tobacco or wacky weed or anything else.

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