@ahizzle0 My girlfriend turned into a worm 🪱🍵
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@ahizzle0 My girlfriend turned into a worm 🪱📝✍️🎻 #shortstory #worm #girlfriend #relationship #relationships #romance #romantic #emotions #filmmakersoftiktok #shortfilm #asthetic #asmr #calm #calming #meditative #whisper #meditate #slow #quiet #sadstory #sad #bugs #production #filmmaker #director #cinema #cinematography #movies #movie #editing ♬ original sound - ahizzle
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Earth worms are hermaphrodites.
Now that he has more time on his hands, the guy could take up a hobby...like fishing.
But she got better
Or, serial killer makes Macha Latte.
I can see them all doing that.
This guy Bill runs a small lakeside resort with cabins for rent. One day a newlywed couple checks in. Bill puts them in the honeymoon cabin. Pretty soon he sees the newlywed husband is down on the dock fishing. He thinks, hmm..., but it's none of his business.
Well the husband is on the dock all day, fishing away. So finally, at sundown, Bill is curious, so goes down to the dock.
He says to the husband, "You know, usually when we get a newlywed couple, we don't see much of them, but here you are fishing all day."
The husbands says, "Wife's got gonorrhea. Can't have sex."
Bill says, "Oh jeez. I'm sorry. Don't mean to pry. Have a good evening."
Next morning Bill is up at dawn as usual. He looks out the window and there is the husband, already down on the dock, fishing away.
Bill feels sorry for the guy so he takes him a cup of coffee and after the usual pleasantries, he says, "You know, it's none of my business, but have you thought about trying oral sex?"
The husband says. "Nope. No good. Wife's got pyorrhea of the gums. Can't have oral sex."
Bill is really embarrassed. He says, Oh my gosh. I shouldn't have intruded. I apologize. Good luck...uh, with the fishing."
The husband is out on the dock again all day, just fishing away, fishing away. Finally, at sundown, Bill is feeling really bad for him and he wants to help, so he catches the guy coming up the path from the dock and after asking about the fishing, he says, "Look, this is really none of my business, I know, but...um...well have you ever considered anal sex? Some people find..."
The husband interrupts and says, "No good. Wife's got diarrhea. Can't have anal sex."
Bill says, "Oh my God! Your wife's got gonorrhea, she's got pyorrhea, she's got diarrhea...why did you marry this woman?"
The husband says, "She's also got worms and I like to fish."
Donald Trump and Ann Althouse, shining spotlights on lunatics. Thank you both - I think.
I don't have any worn worm material.
Worm material? A guy goes to the gastroenterologist with severe indigestion. After an exam the doc tells him he has a tapeworm. “Yes”, says the doc, “I can treat it.” The doc gives him three cookies and an instruction sheet and tells him to come back on the fourth day. The guy goes home. Following instructions he takes down his pants, whistles and holds the cookie by his rectum. The tapeworm appears quickly, grabs the cookie and retreats. The guy repeats the process for two more days. Same result. On the fourth day he goes back to the doc. The doc instructs him to pull down his pants and climb on the examining table. The doc opens a drawer a takes out a silver hammer. He tells the patient to whistle. Out comes the tapeworm, “Where’s my cookie?” Wham!!
Sorry. That was my only worm joke.
That's a good one, hombre.
A metaphor or euphemism? An epiphany, perhaps.
Am I the only one who thought of Kafka's "Metamorphosis"?
Grossest thread ever. Happily avoids the likely anti-patriochal intent of the movie. Reminds me of my dad bring home crudely circulated, bawdy mimeographs from IBM.
And all my law professors, except they graded us on our response to their misogyny.
Sensative types might find my joke gross, Tina, but it's also very romantic. It's based on the proposition that there's someone out there for everyone.
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