Just clarifying, I made this tweet at 5am while playing speed chess, eating mozz sticks & listening to live updates on the scale of the damage & breadth of countries already getting attacked. I didn't mean "WW3" literally I was being semi-comedically glibhttps://t.co/YhE9AKWFcg pic.twitter.com/4hGYR8h8Ol
— Mike Benz (@MikeBenzCyber) February 28, 2026
February 28, 2026
"Just clarifying, I made this tweet at 5am while playing speed chess, eating mozz sticks.... I didn't mean 'WW3' literally I was being semi-comedically glib."
Everybody's a comedian.
If you "don't know of a 280 character way of describing whatever this is," there is always the option of saying nothing. I can't copy the tweets of the sayers of nothing, and they can't go viral, but thanks to everyone who's quietly contemplating the situation and hoping for the best.
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This glibness is why Benz is a former CIA guy. Not prudent. Not measured.
And who eats “mozz sticks” at 5 am? As if that’s an excuse.
Just the fact that he apparently thinks it's cute to say "mozz sticks" annoys me. It's not cute and it's not a time for cuteness.
What a stupid way of writing. Even worse is the clownish explaination. Just put "WW3" in quotes. And everyone with an IQ of 100 knows you're not saying its literally WW 3.
Its really distressing how bad Rightwing influencers are at writing twitter posts. Given its their life's work you'd assume they could write more than a sentence. Or write more than that in a clear concise manner. Too often they just "notice things" or do variations on "wow, just wow".
To be technical, I used WW3 for character count & glibness, because we're 3 hours into the strikes & already by my count 5 countries have been bombed (Iran, Israel, Kuwait, Qatar, Bahrain). It may not be WW3, but I don't know of a 280 character way of describing whatever this is.
It seems to me Iran's response to attack these (5+?) countries is quite possibly the Iranian regime's first and perhaps fatal mistake. There is a difference between a world war and multiple countries in a region at war with one country, Iran.
Did Trump know more about the Iranian response and how the regional powers would line up?
Is anyone following this? Again with the engagement farming. Another annoying thing they do. Give us your opinion dummy. Dont just ask questions.
I can't copy the tweets of the sayers of nothing, and they can't go viral, but thanks to everyone who's quietly contemplating the situation and hoping for the best.
And yet this is your fourth post on the topic today. And yet, like your belief or non belief in climate change, I doubt you will let us know if this is a good idea or not. Maybe you learned something from your cheerleading for the Iraq and Afghanistan wars.
Well, as VDH observed in his recent history, W W Two (as Archie Bunker would say) did start as a series of periodically intensifying border clashes fueled by the declining ability of the European powers to secure themselves and their colonial possessions. So it's not inconceivable that Ukraine (including operations against the Russian shadow fleet), Venezuela/Cuba, Iran, and actions by the Chinese in the South Pacific might merge into a global conflict.
Thats not world war 3 by any extent, dissapointing on benz side
A mozzy glibness the size of a semi-comedic glibness?
Can benz not read a map who are the targets gulf states israel and jordan
Benz should use an avatar instead of a profile pic. People scroll pass trolls
Tom Cruise continued to flourish. Matt Lauer got fired for being a rapist. Cruise was right. Lauer was glib.
I don't know who Mike Benz is or why his opinion should count for more than anyone else's, but "WTF?! WW3?!" was probably the reaction many people had seeing the news this morning. If one realizes that much of what counts as news and most of what counts as commentary is worthless, wouldn't it be wiser not to dwell on the worthless parts? Same thing with Olbermann, who's only somebody now because Breitbart uses his inane tweets as rage fodder.
He used to be state department but he has a lot of hot takes like we should have let the communists takr over in 48
We are in the midst of the fog of war. Check back in a few days.
Benz is a good guy. A very good guy. If you’re not familiar with his podcast or his appearances on Rogan - highly recommended. I’m gonna cut him some slack here.
"Benz is a good guy. A very good guy. If you’re not familiar with his podcast or his appearances on Rogan - highly recommended. I’m gonna cut him some slack here."
I'll back you on this. He's done some good work.
JPost reports that, preliminarily but without certainty, Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei was likely hurt in the Israeli strike on his compound unless he successfully relocated to his bunker.
Iran's Defense Minister Amir Nasirzadeh and Revolutionary Guards commander Mohammed Pakpour are believed to have been killed in Israeli attacks, two sources familiar with Israel's military operations and one regional source said.
Israeli and Iranian sources said earlier on Saturday that strikes on Iran killed several senior Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) commanders and Islamic Regime political officials. Iran International reported that the strikes killed four senior Iranian intelligence commanders: Javad Pourhossein, head of the foreign intelligence unit; Mohammad-Reza Bajestani, head of the security unit; Ali Kheirandish, head of the counterterrorism unit; and Saeed Ehya Hamidi, adviser on the war with Israel.
All this, despite the CIA's warning that death to the leaders could drastically increase the unpredictability of Iran's military retaliation under the radical leadership of the IRCG.
The Ayatollah has assumed room temperature. His body has been recovered.
MMF.
It will become WW3 when the UK, Germany, Sweden, France come in on the side of Iran due to demands of their Islamic occupiers.
There is still a war going on in Ukraine? Without the Dems and the Useful Idiot Liberals screaming about it each and every day, who would have known?
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