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August 7, 2024
"Can I make a suggestion — as a marketing professional — what about licensing the Sheena Easton tune 'Sugar Walls' for use in the Harris/Walz campaign?"
"The line, 'Come spend the night inside my sugar walls' — how about: Come spend 4 years inside my Harris/Walz."
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Not nearly as good as "Keep it coming, Love" by KC and the Sunshine Band.
"Keep it Kamala! Keep it Kamala!
Don't stop her now, don't stop her, no, don't stop her now, don't stop!
Keep it Kamala! Keep it Kamala!"
I ain't voting for her, but the song is perfect.
Omg the cringe is already eleventy
Or Waltzing Matilda and Karma-la's Gonna Get You
Karma Karma Karma-leon
That's the ticket! A catchy theme song. Exactly what America needs and wants.
Happy days are here again!
A line from the song, "Come spend the night inside my sugar walls."
Yes! Perfect! I'm in love!!!!
No sugar, more like unseasoned mashed potatoes that have gone rancid.
Sham-wow candidates. The Dipshit and the Deserter! Soft and warm... wet and wonderful! Won't you join them. Free lies! Lots of crime. Illegals. executive orders... war and more inflation! Sky High public debt?! - Fighting for you! right up in the G-spot!
Finally, some substance to the Harris/Walz campaign: kinda sticky though.
Mondale Ferraro were Fritz and Tits, these two can be Tits and Splitz. Army National Guard is a weekend a month thing, but leaving as you’re called up is gonna ruffle some feathers
"...my Harris Walz"
Sounds like a grooming issue.
They won't be using "I Can't Drive 55"
I missed that one when it was new, and look forward to missing it again, often.
Surprised her song isn't WAP by Cardi B
Be careful on that one. I wondered if there was a way to come up with a counter marking plan using "Hairy Balls".
Sounds sticky.
She did the bond track she was a guest star on miami vice good times i dint want to ruin with that association
Garbage - Queer... and weird?
Also the Karma-lac tune Boomerang by JoJo Siwa
Your sugar walls? Cringe worthy. What if instead of spending all night, which seems rather exhusting and uncomfortable, I just pop in and out for 5 minutes?
She started out with "My baby takes the early train"
WTF.
Look at their schtik
Like pigs with lipstick
See how they lie
Shit’s flyin’
She’s layin’ eggs man
She’s layin’ eggs man
He is teh walzrus
Boo boo teh Jew
Boo boo the Jew
They've managed reach heights of cringe never dreamed possible!
Ewwwww
Anyone can make a suggestion, yes. This isn't a good one. I also dispute characterizing 'Sugar Walls' as a 'Hit' It was #100 in 1985. It was no Careless Whisper.
I'm surprised no one has suggested Brown Sugar by The Rolling Stones.
What a terrible idea. If I had just hired this guy's firm to do anything related to marketing, and I heard his idea, I would cancel immediately.
How about “Indian Fake” by the Cowsills!
Yummy yummy yummy she’s got love in her tummy
And she’ll suck it if yer votin’ blue
Man, dat rally in EauClaire today!
Walz was on fire, just like the Twin Cities back in 2020!
Morning train
Why hasn't Harris/Walz pounced on "Ka-ma, Ka-ma, Chameleon"?
Walz bears an uncanny resemblance to Uncle Fester or Don Rickles. But I liked Rickles....
Ew.
I love me some sweaty Walz.
What, She-Bop not available?
Crazy Footage From Gaza!
Kamala should go with ZZ Top's "Pearl Necklace."
Sheena Easton was hotter than the Sun.
n.n said...
"Garbage - Queer"
While "Queer" would certainly fit, I think Garbage's song "Stupid Girl" is a bit more on the nose.
If you want a Sheena Easton song for Harris/Walz, I would suggest "I'm almost over you."
"The line, 'Come spend the night inside my sugar walls' — how about: Come spend 4 years inside my Harris/Walz."
That almost made me throw up a little in my mouth.
A campaign or PAC in opposition to the DNC ticket should have a street team follow Kamala Harris playing a loop of the instrumental hook in Geto Boys' "Let a Ho Be a Ho"
No need to get to the lyrics to relay the message.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCcELDwVVIM
Related, see Geto Boys' Willie D and Mike Judge on Joe Rogan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvzs-VbEzds
AlbertAnonymous wrote: "... these two can be Tits and Splitz." Or 'Spits and Splits' (unless she swallows instead).
Let's face it, nothing compares to Careless Whisper!
"American Woman" by the Guess Who.
How 'bout,
"My Kammy sure could pull that train!"
---Willie Brown
Another song they ruin
I really hope that guy is joking, because that song is about female parts.
Harris starts treating Walz like the rest of her staff - "The Bitch is Back".
well it's eerily appropriate, then, ecch
Wow, that's one of the worst ideas I've ever heard. Let's just remind everyone that Kamala got her start as a sugar baby. Awesome, go with that right now.
It's a joke.
"a marketing professional". I bet he's been to college. Imagine America without his numerous contributions.
So it appears that Trump has basically given up on campaigning and now his only strategy is to misspell Kamala Harris’ name? Is that right?
The Joe Bi Dun War thing was good. This blows. Appropriately it does…
Theory: Corrupt left hired a patsy to kill Trump - and take out an innocent Trump supporter. Cory C was murdered by paid patsy. Paid patsy eliminated immediately by in-place sniper.. (happy coincidence) This places fear in the minds of Trump supporters who would like to go to a Trump rally.
Meanwhile - Sham-wow/Walz get all sorts of buzz. Manufactured buzz and supposed big crowds at rally's. hmmm. not too long ago the D side didn't want her - or like her - realized she's is a terrible dud. hmmmm.
Redo “Creeque Alley” as “Geek Alley”
Kam and Timmy were always sayin’ gimme
Your vote, we think you’ll like what you see
Trump and JD think those two are crazy
Musta fell from a coconut tree
In a coffee house Shapiro sat
And then he told Kammie “go shit in your hat”
Maher and Rogan just sit around tokin’
In L.A., you know it’s like that
And no one's gettin' fat except Gwennie Walz
Based on Walz's performance in Minnesota during the Covid year, he'd be happy to put walls around you, lock you up, and throw away the key. And he'd urged the inmate in the next cell over to snitch on you. I'm not looking forward to four years inside Walz's walls. And a while back in another situation I heard some from someone who identified himself "
as a marketing professional". The fact that he didn't know anything about what he was talking about--coupled with my opinion that he couldn't find his backside with both hands and a seeing eye dog sorta ended that conversation. But maybe that's just me.
Philadelphia Fweedum? Philadelphia Fleadom?
An unemployed marketing professional, no doubt. Wonder why.
Very nice.
I didn't have #TamponTim on my 2024 bingo card, but it was just called.
I thought perhaps Sergio Mendez would be more appropriate: "Mas Que Mala". No?
I would put it to Althouse readers that nothing good or helpful to mankind has ever occurred inside Kamala Harris's yeasty ammonia walls.
Is this a promise of Sexual Favors? CUM Inside Harris??
Ooof! Rich clearly STILL has not received the New Soviet Democratical talking points.
Its rather depressing reading his actual limited "thoughts" and child-like "attacks".
For all of our sakes, let us hope his betters come thru soon because I am not sure how much more I can take!
What could be a better theme song for Kamala than " The Lady Is A Tramp " ?
As Prince said in a different song of his: "Shut up, already! Damn...!"
Harris isn’t black.
Walz, referencing Shapiro to Harris - "I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man".
A Private Heaven is an underrated 80s pop album. Sugar Walls was one of the songs on Tipper Gore’s Do Not Fly List
“Gloria” by Them
Like to tell ya about dat lady
You know the stories ‘bout her abound
She about five feet four
From her head to the ground
Skin tone it ain’t too pallid
The way she laughs a sight
She speaks in a word salad
Some say she ain’t too bright
And her name is K-A-M-A-L-A (KAMALA)
K-A-M-A-L-A (KAMALA)
I'm gonna shout it all night (KAMALA)
I'm gonna shout it everyday (KAMALA)
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
"Let's face it, nothing compares to Careless Whisper!".
I don't know who wrote it, but here is what it means.
I cringed so hard I pulled every muscle I have.
Hotel California comes to mind for Harris.
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