August 7, 2024

"Can I make a suggestion — as a marketing professional — what about licensing the Sheena Easton tune 'Sugar Walls' for use in the Harris/Walz campaign?"

"The line, 'Come spend the night inside my sugar walls' — how about: Come spend 4 years inside my Harris/Walz."

 

Here is your source material, written by Alexander Nevermind (AKA Prince):

78 comments:

Bigwig said...

Not nearly as good as "Keep it coming, Love" by KC and the Sunshine Band.

"Keep it Kamala! Keep it Kamala!
Don't stop her now, don't stop her, no, don't stop her now, don't stop!
Keep it Kamala! Keep it Kamala!"

I ain't voting for her, but the song is perfect.

narciso said...

Omg the cringe is already eleventy

n.n said...

Or Waltzing Matilda and Karma-la's Gonna Get You

n.n said...

Karma Karma Karma-leon

Dave Begley said...

That's the ticket! A catchy theme song. Exactly what America needs and wants.

Happy days are here again!

Dave Begley said...

A line from the song, "Come spend the night inside my sugar walls."

Yes! Perfect! I'm in love!!!!

Disparity of Cult said...

No sugar, more like unseasoned mashed potatoes that have gone rancid.

Peachy said...

Sham-wow candidates. The Dipshit and the Deserter! Soft and warm... wet and wonderful! Won't you join them. Free lies! Lots of crime. Illegals. executive orders... war and more inflation! Sky High public debt?! - Fighting for you! right up in the G-spot!

robother said...

Finally, some substance to the Harris/Walz campaign: kinda sticky though.

AlbertAnonymous said...

Mondale Ferraro were Fritz and Tits, these two can be Tits and Splitz. Army National Guard is a weekend a month thing, but leaving as you’re called up is gonna ruffle some feathers

NorthOfTheOneOhOne said...

"...my Harris Walz"

Sounds like a grooming issue.

Disparity of Cult said...

They won't be using "I Can't Drive 55"

Narr said...

I missed that one when it was new, and look forward to missing it again, often.

wendybar said...

Surprised her song isn't WAP by Cardi B

Political Junkie said...

Be careful on that one. I wondered if there was a way to come up with a counter marking plan using "Hairy Balls".

Leland said...

Sounds sticky.

narciso said...

She did the bond track she was a guest star on miami vice good times i dint want to ruin with that association

n.n said...

Garbage - Queer... and weird?

Also the Karma-lac tune Boomerang by JoJo Siwa

RCOCEAN II said...

Your sugar walls? Cringe worthy. What if instead of spending all night, which seems rather exhusting and uncomfortable, I just pop in and out for 5 minutes?

Disparity of Cult said...

She started out with "My baby takes the early train"

Iman said...

WTF.

Look at their schtik
Like pigs with lipstick
See how they lie
Shit’s flyin’

She’s layin’ eggs man
She’s layin’ eggs man
He is teh walzrus
Boo boo teh Jew
Boo boo the Jew

Mr Wibble said...

They've managed reach heights of cringe never dreamed possible!

Jamie said...

Ewwwww

MadisonMan said...
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MadisonMan said...

Anyone can make a suggestion, yes. This isn't a good one. I also dispute characterizing 'Sugar Walls' as a 'Hit' It was #100 in 1985. It was no Careless Whisper.

Howard said...

I'm surprised no one has suggested Brown Sugar by The Rolling Stones.

The Vault Dweller said...

What a terrible idea. If I had just hired this guy's firm to do anything related to marketing, and I heard his idea, I would cancel immediately.

Iman said...

How about “Indian Fake” by the Cowsills!

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Iman said...

Yummy yummy yummy she’s got love in her tummy
And she’ll suck it if yer votin’ blue

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Iman said...

Man, dat rally in EauClaire today!

Walz was on fire, just like the Twin Cities back in 2020!

Iman said...

Morning train

Milo Minderbinder said...

Why hasn't Harris/Walz pounced on "Ka-ma, Ka-ma, Chameleon"?

Walz bears an uncanny resemblance to Uncle Fester or Don Rickles. But I liked Rickles....

Kate said...

Ew.

Wince said...

I love me some sweaty Walz.

Static Ping said...

What, She-Bop not available?

Peachy said...

Crazy Footage From Gaza!

Lilly, a dog said...

Kamala should go with ZZ Top's "Pearl Necklace."

Sheena Easton was hotter than the Sun.

Rocco said...

n.n said...
"Garbage - Queer"

While "Queer" would certainly fit, I think Garbage's song "Stupid Girl" is a bit more on the nose.

Kevin said...

If you want a Sheena Easton song for Harris/Walz, I would suggest "I'm almost over you."

William50 said...

"The line, 'Come spend the night inside my sugar walls' — how about: Come spend 4 years inside my Harris/Walz."

That almost made me throw up a little in my mouth.

lamech said...

A campaign or PAC in opposition to the DNC ticket should have a street team follow Kamala Harris playing a loop of the instrumental hook in Geto Boys' "Let a Ho Be a Ho"
No need to get to the lyrics to relay the message.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCcELDwVVIM

Related, see Geto Boys' Willie D and Mike Judge on Joe Rogan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvzs-VbEzds

RNB said...

AlbertAnonymous wrote: "... these two can be Tits and Splitz." Or 'Spits and Splits' (unless she swallows instead).

Jamie said...

Let's face it, nothing compares to Careless Whisper!

phantommut said...

"American Woman" by the Guess Who.

Iman said...
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effinayright said...

How 'bout,

"My Kammy sure could pull that train!"
---Willie Brown

narciso said...

Another song they ruin

JaimeRoberto said...

I really hope that guy is joking, because that song is about female parts.

Disparity of Cult said...

Harris starts treating Walz like the rest of her staff - "The Bitch is Back".

narciso said...

well it's eerily appropriate, then, ecch

Mikey NTH said...

Wow, that's one of the worst ideas I've ever heard. Let's just remind everyone that Kamala got her start as a sugar baby. Awesome, go with that right now.

Rabel said...

It's a joke.

Jupiter said...

"a marketing professional". I bet he's been to college. Imagine America without his numerous contributions.

Kakistocracy said...

So it appears that Trump has basically given up on campaigning and now his only strategy is to misspell Kamala Harris’ name? Is that right?

rehajm said...

The Joe Bi Dun War thing was good. This blows. Appropriately it does…

Peachy said...

Theory: Corrupt left hired a patsy to kill Trump - and take out an innocent Trump supporter. Cory C was murdered by paid patsy. Paid patsy eliminated immediately by in-place sniper.. (happy coincidence) This places fear in the minds of Trump supporters who would like to go to a Trump rally.
Meanwhile - Sham-wow/Walz get all sorts of buzz. Manufactured buzz and supposed big crowds at rally's. hmmm. not too long ago the D side didn't want her - or like her - realized she's is a terrible dud. hmmmm.

Iman said...

Redo “Creeque Alley” as “Geek Alley”

Kam and Timmy were always sayin’ gimme
Your vote, we think you’ll like what you see
Trump and JD think those two are crazy
Musta fell from a coconut tree
In a coffee house Shapiro sat
And then he told Kammie “go shit in your hat”
Maher and Rogan just sit around tokin’
In L.A., you know it’s like that
And no one's gettin' fat except Gwennie Walz

Skeptical Voter said...

Based on Walz's performance in Minnesota during the Covid year, he'd be happy to put walls around you, lock you up, and throw away the key. And he'd urged the inmate in the next cell over to snitch on you. I'm not looking forward to four years inside Walz's walls. And a while back in another situation I heard some from someone who identified himself "
as a marketing professional". The fact that he didn't know anything about what he was talking about--coupled with my opinion that he couldn't find his backside with both hands and a seeing eye dog sorta ended that conversation. But maybe that's just me.

Iman said...

Philadelphia Fweedum? Philadelphia Fleadom?

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PB said...

An unemployed marketing professional, no doubt. Wonder why.

Political Junkie said...

Very nice.

Leland said...

I didn't have #TamponTim on my 2024 bingo card, but it was just called.

Blair said...

I thought perhaps Sergio Mendez would be more appropriate: "Mas Que Mala". No?

I would put it to Althouse readers that nothing good or helpful to mankind has ever occurred inside Kamala Harris's yeasty ammonia walls.

gilbar said...

Is this a promise of Sexual Favors? CUM Inside Harris??

Drago said...

Ooof! Rich clearly STILL has not received the New Soviet Democratical talking points.

Its rather depressing reading his actual limited "thoughts" and child-like "attacks".

For all of our sakes, let us hope his betters come thru soon because I am not sure how much more I can take!

jerseygirlangie said...

What could be a better theme song for Kamala than " The Lady Is A Tramp " ?

RMc said...

As Prince said in a different song of his: "Shut up, already! Damn...!"

mccullough said...

Harris isn’t black.

Disparity of Cult said...

Walz, referencing Shapiro to Harris - "I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man".

mccullough said...

A Private Heaven is an underrated 80s pop album. Sugar Walls was one of the songs on Tipper Gore’s Do Not Fly List

Iman said...

“Gloria” by Them

Like to tell ya about dat lady
You know the stories ‘bout her abound
She about five feet four
From her head to the ground

Skin tone it ain’t too pallid
The way she laughs a sight
She speaks in a word salad
Some say she ain’t too bright

And her name is K-A-M-A-L-A (KAMALA)
K-A-M-A-L-A (KAMALA)
I'm gonna shout it all night (KAMALA)
I'm gonna shout it everyday (KAMALA)
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah

Jupiter said...

"Let's face it, nothing compares to Careless Whisper!".

I don't know who wrote it, but here is what it means.

Howard (not that Howard) said...

I cringed so hard I pulled every muscle I have.

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mikee said...

Hotel California comes to mind for Harris.