August 16, 2026

Socialists in shorts.

I'm reading the NYT article "Is the Democratic Party Facing Its Own Tea Party Moment? A string of primary wins by progressive candidates has revealed the strength of a high-energy insurgent movement but also its potential limitations," which you can read for yourself at that gift link.

It's a topic I'm following, and I've recently blogged about. I said it a week ago: "The socialists are to the Democratic Party what the Tea Party was to the GOP."

So right now, all I want to do is put up something I cropped from one of the photographs:

"Dr. Abdul El-Sayed tried to attract young voters," and he did. They came toddling in wearing shorts, shuffling in slides and sneakers.

If I were a NYT essayist, I'd muse that they are showing us what real, human, embodied and, yes male power can look like.

ADDED: After publishing this post, I dashed off a question to Grok, "Can the males wear shorts and slides to the revolution?" Answer:

Yes. Revolutions have historically been pretty flexible on the dress code, especially for the rank-and-file.The French Revolution’s sans-culottes (“without breeches”) made a point of rejecting aristocratic knee-breeches in favor of practical working-class trousers, short jackets, and wooden clogs—comfort and egalitarianism over formality. Later reformers, including Britain’s interwar Men’s Dress Reform Party, actively pushed shorts, open-neck shirts, and sandals as healthier, freer alternatives to stiff suits. Campus “shorts campaigns” (like Dartmouth in 1930) treated bare legs as a minor uprising against stuffy norms.

Shorts and slides (or similar easy footwear) fit right into that tradition of rejecting unnecessary formality. They’re practical for hot weather, movement, and not caring what the old regime thinks looks “proper.” Modern protests and cultural shifts have repeatedly shown people showing up in whatever lets them move and stay cool. As long as you can run, stand, or throw metaphorical (or actual) bricks without your outfit getting in the way, the revolution generally doesn’t issue a formal invitation requiring a suit. 
So lace up—or rather, slide on—and join. Just maybe pack a change of clothes if things get messy.

The same question, asked to ChatGPT, gets this:

If you mean The Revolution as a particular restaurant/bar/event, tell me which one (or give me the city). “The Revolution” is ambiguous, and dress codes can vary. 

Speaking of pants and given my interest in the songwriter Lorenz Hart, I want to add that I was listening to the song "Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered" this morning, the Ella Fitzgerald version, with all the verses, and I was struck to hear the lines: "I'll sing to him, each spring to him/And worship the trousers that cling to him."

AND: The song title is punctuated like that, without an Oxford comma. I myself use the Oxford comma, but I'm not going to edit the punctuation. Here are a few more lines from that movie about Hart ("Blue Moon"). The Hart character is speaking to the writer E.B. White:

I cannot tell you how much I enjoy your essays. Nothing has given me more pleasure; I’m in love with your language... I’m in love with your punctuation. You can’t move a single comma. Am I right? You’re a musician, White.

You can't move a comma, you can't invent a comma. But now, if I consult my Strunk & White, "The Elements of Style," I see that Rule 2 is "In a series of three or more terms with a single conjunction, use a comma after each term except the last." So I guess if E.B. White had written the song, it would have been "Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered." But doesn't that look fussy?

33 comments:

Peachy+2 said...

Younger people (candidates) are naturally better looking, too.
So these young socialist-communist-Islamic anti-Jewish leftists are winning.
Again- All in the age of vapidity and the rejection of history and truth.

boatbuilder said...

Just because one or two lefty goobers wear bad shorts (and white socks!!) doesn't mean you can condemn all men to a life of hot, itchy legs.
Fight the Matriarchy!!

Dave Begley said...

What did Fidel, Che and Stalin wear when they were murdering millions?

boatbuilder said...

ChatGP is obviously "on the spectrum," as they say. Be nice to ChatGP.

Breezy said...

Don’t get all googly eyed now. They are wolves in shorts and slides.

wildswan said...

If your contribution is going to be holding signs, then shorts would work. But look at photos from Antifa riots. Dress code - face mask against tear gas; gloves to keep hands from getting torn up while throwing bricks; long pants with knee protectors for protection against concrete sidewalks and hot roads where you kneel while launching bottle rockets and bricks from catapults plus you'll need protection when the police grab you, throw you down and cuff you on the ground. So I'd say shorts mean you are a revolutionary spectator like a football fan and other clothes are needed for real revolutionary work as other clothes are needed for the players on the football team.

Aggie said...

It's not the Matriarchy, it's the Pantriarchy.

Colleen Brown said...

Go back and look at pictures of the civil rights marches during the 1960s. I'm always impressed by how nicely dressed everyone is. The ladies wear dresses and most of the men wear suits.

Jamie said...

I find it hard to believe that a substantial number of American Democrats, however young, were clamoring for socialism or communism in the way that a substantial number of American Republicans were clamoring for taxation reform.

I can believe that young Democrats were like, "This is BORING*," and the wave of DSA candidates has given them something fun and exciting to do. That doesn't make the ascendancy of the DSA any less scary to me, but I don't want to tar great swaths of young people with a communist brush.

* We have learned that young people, who are overrepresented among Democrats, have been on ADHD meds and SSRIs in terribly high numbers since childhood. And, they spent at least a year (in, say, Florida) and perhaps as long as five years (in, say, California) feeling consequential by wearing a mask and not touching anyone or anything. But even COVIDophobia fades eventually, and now they need something else to make them feel consequential again. Youth requires it, ever since we decided that youth rules.

Marcus Bressler said...

I am addicted to the Oxford Comma.

Peachy+2 said...

"Billionaires are bad" - except that many leftwing billionaires are paying for the anti-billionaire vapidity.

Roger Sweeny said...

A "shorts campaign" at Dartmouth? Up in the North Woods of New Hampshire? There's not a lot of shorts weather between September and May.

JK Brown said...

The Tea Party movement famously had kids in strollers or in hand, obscuring any men in shorts shots. But that photo of the men would fit the famous MSM slur of "teabaggers" better than all Tea Party movement.

rcommal said...

I'm going to cross-post a comment I made in the just-previous post of Althouse's:

"Back in 1991, Bill Miller--a political consultant based in Texas and who, somewhat unusually, worked for both the GOP and the Dems--coined the phrase "Politics is show business for ugly people." So there's that. However, I also think the climate is a little different now."

rcommal said...

Colleen Brown: Yes!

Peachy+2 said...

The leftwing media are offended that those horrible tea-baggers wanted a government that worked on behalf of tax payers.

tommyesq said...

Major difference between Tea Party and DSA - the Tes Party wasn't being funded by the Chinese govt.

Known Unknown said...

Oxford Comma, 2008, Vampire Weekend

n.n said...

Dezis

Indefinitely Extended Excursion™️ said...

𝘍𝘰𝘹 𝘕𝘦𝘸𝘴 𝘗𝘰𝘭𝘭: 𝘝𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘳, 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵
"𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘦𝘱𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯"

𝘍𝘰𝘹 𝘕𝘦𝘸𝘴 𝘗𝘰𝘭𝘭: 𝘝𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘫𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘥 𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘤 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵
"𝘓𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘸"

𝘖𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘈𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘢𝘭 𝘙𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨
• 𝘈𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦: 39%
• 𝘋𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦: 61%
𝘛𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘥: 𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘢𝘭 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘵 39% 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘴

𝘌𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘤 𝘈𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘢𝘭
• 𝘈𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘌𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘮𝘺: 33%
• 𝘋𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘌𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘮𝘺: 67%
• 𝘈𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘐𝘯𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯: 27%
• 𝘋𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘐𝘯𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯: 73%

𝘝𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘚𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 & 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴
• 𝘌𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘤 𝘗𝘢𝘪𝘯: 𝘛𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦-𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘷𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘮𝘺 𝘯𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘺.
• 𝘏𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱: 75% 𝘰𝘧 𝘷𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 34% 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘴 "𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴".
• 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵: 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯 20 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴, 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘙𝘦𝘱𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘷𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘮𝘺 ~ 𝘍𝘖𝘟 𝘕𝘦𝘸𝘴

(Slightly unfair as 100% of multi-millionaires and billionaires are better off under the Trump regime.)

Overpromised?
• Lower grocery prices!
• Lower energy costs!
• Avoid forever wars in the Middle East!

That’s what confidence artists do. They will tell what you want to hear. They will exaggerate their accomplishments. They promise to do what you want. They shower you with superlatives. They will be your best friend.

And it’s really hard to admit you have been taken.

Leland said...

Let me know when the IRS unlawfully audits them to get their donors and “oxferd comma” shenanigans begin.

Iman said...

“Power springs from Tommy Bahama and the Banana Republic!”

—— Mousey Tongue

Wilbur said...

The men in shorts are Mensheviks. They'll be the first to be eliminated.

boatbuilder said...

This is probably as good a place as any to register my continuing bafflement as to why the PGA doesn't let the players wear shorts, as the pros are staggering around in the 98 degree/60 % humidity in Memphis.

Apparently Charlie Hoffman agrees with Althouse (in 2020)
"Charley Hoffman is the chairman of the player advisory committee, helping to make recommendations to the board of directors, and is among those tour players who wouldn't want to wear shorts.


"As much as I like to wear shorts being a Southern California kid, I just think the product looks a lot better, a lot more clean [with pants]," Hoffman said. "Not sure if that is the older side of me. I don't mind shorts, but I tend to believe it's more of a professional look with pants.""

To me, the marketing benefits of the pros wearing shorts would seem to overwhelm any concerns about "professionalism." The caddies already wear shorts (thanks to Tiger Woods and Steve Williams). And these are young, athletic guys who walk at least 6 miles every day.

Also, the PGA let Johnny Miller and Jack Nicklaus and Tom Watson wear really hideous bell bottoms in the 70's and 80's, and the game survived. Give me shorts instead of that!

Olson Johnson is right! said...

Colleen Brown- Excellent observation. The lunch counter protests had young, well-groomed, respectably dressed black students politely requesting a hamburger sandwich from store cafes. Service was refused and they would calmly sit in protest. Racists would taunt, throw condiments and insult them to try and get an adverse reaction. THOSE were the photos that struck home across America. The injustice was prima facia.
Today's protestors are not respectable, not simply asking for equal treatment. Instead they are the rabble, and the rabble has never achieved its goals. At best the mob can be foot soldiers for a competing oppressor regime in waiting.

Wilbur said...

Have any Presidents been photographed wearing shorts except for Nixon (walking on the beach in shorts and wingtips) and Obama (playing golf, however badly)?

boatbuilder said...

While we are on the subject of the Oxford Comma, what about "The Oxferd C0mma?"
If for no reason other than the deliberate misspelling and the use of 0 rather than O to avoid search and FOIA requirements, the subject would seem to be compelling to the curious. Jim Comey has a lot to answer for.

DINKY DAU 45 said...

MAGAS SCREAM "Long live the duped" and the band played on.Just make believe it aint happening.The only retort "RED SCARE"

boatbuilder said...

Wilbur: I remember Bill and Hilary famously being photographed in bathing suits (Ick!) and Bill "jogging" in Tom Sellick shorts. Neither was a good look. Also W in bicycle shorts.

gilbar said...

serious question:
did ANY (HAVE any) DSA candidates win a nomination for a non-safe district? i'm guessing that since the Democrat party is Always in charge, of counting ALL votes, anywhere, that in a place where a DSA nom MIGHT endanger the dems; the vote counters count them out (talking about Wisc Gov).

AOC is from a notoriously safe district.. can someone show a place where a DSA win is risky?

Jaq said...

This whole trope about shunning the progressives or Trump wins is Israeli propaganda. Israel is so unpopular in the US that unless you are in certain states where the first loyalty is to a foreign country, like Tel Aviv Ted, you have to convince people to vote for you without admitting that is what you are doing. The strategy is to not allow the voters any choice that doesn’t support Israel. Good for the Democratic base, I will be voting with them.

Trump just announced that we are going to seize part of Iran, and destroy the rest for Israel. Except for a lot of you guys, who are dying off, most people don’t support genocide.

Achilles said...

The DSA and the TEA party are not the same thing.

One believes in the United States and supports freedom and prosperity for its citizens.

The other is a traitorous movement allying with foreign invaders to destroy the country.

boatbuilder said...

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/LB0000031Q020SBEA

The actual state of the US economy--essentially GDP minus government spending.

Inflation: https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/inflation-cpi

Household income: https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/MEHOINUSA672N

Crime: https://cde.ucr.cjis.gov/LATEST/webapp/#/pages/home

Yeah, let's put the Democrats back in charge! We all feel so much better when things are truly fucked up!

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