October 14, 2026

"It’s directional more than wearable."

Says NYT fashion reporter, Jacob Gallagher, quoting himself, in this article he writes: "Is Anyone Really Wearing a Bra as a Shirt? A trend that points nowhere" (NYT).

If it "points nowhere," how is it directional?

I think it's funny to talk of bras as pointing somewhere, given that some, but not all, bras are pointy.

Gallagher explains his position: "It expresses something, primarily, about how thin the models are. You look at these outfits and your only real takeaway is 'Well, gee, she’s skinny.' It’s doing that thing fashion often does — making us think about our own bodies and how they differ by comparison...."

So fashion is speaking to you, and what it's saying is you can't wear this. It's like a shopkeeper telling you you can't buy this mechanical bird. It's aggravating. 

39 comments:

Aggie said...

'Points to nowhere' ? ? I beg to differ, although it depends on the bra.

Big Mike said...

In the 1950s bras really did point.

baghdadbob said...

"She was a black haired beauty with big dark eyes
And points all her own sitting way up high
Way up firm and high"

Bob Seger -- Night Moves

Original Mike said...

"It's like a shopkeeper telling you you can't buy this mechanical bird."

I know a telescope distributor who only sells to people he likes. Fortunately, he like me.

Ice Nine said...

One would think that bras should/would be modeled by women who had some use for them.

Leland said...

Skinny model? Wouldn’t the question then be is anyone wearing a shirt as a bra? Not that shirts have the support, but if you don’t have anything that needs support.

n.n said...

Gender disparities.

n.n said...

Diversity, Inequity, and Equalization

Peachy+2 said...

I have to be careful what I say here because I am hiding from the fashion police. I did burn my bra outside on the front lawn - bonfire style... hoping the smoke signal would appease the experts.

n.n said...

Eyes down here. Misogyny, obviously. This is why walk like a slut was not a viable movement.

Peachy+2 said...

Thrift shops and costco. my fashion statement is the middle finger.

Lazarus said...

Reminds me of these embarrassing lines:

πš‚πš‘πšŽ 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊 πš‹πš•πšŠπšŒπš”-πš‘πšŠπš’πš›πšŽπš πš‹πšŽπšŠπšžπšπš’ πš πš’πšπš‘ πš‹πš’πš πšπšŠπš›πš” 𝚎𝚒𝚎𝚜
π™°πš—πš πš™πš˜πš’πš—πšπšœ πšŠπš•πš• πš‘πšŽπš› πš˜πš πš—, πšœπš’πšπšπš’πš—' 𝚠𝚊𝚒 πšžπš™ πš‘πš’πšπš‘
πš†πšŠπš’ πšžπš™ πšπš’πš›πš– πšŠπš—πš πš‘πš’πšπš‘

rhhardin said...

The missile nose cone shape was popular in the 50s.

bagoh20 said...

Imagine removing one of those pointy bras and the breasts actually were that shape. Many young men in the 50's must have been startled. It clearly did dissuade my dad.

gspencer said...

An example from 1954,

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS9B_55QklaVQDxvn9FpYGjRD_uchSedNrGmgqFSXJ_9J8hLxGGuzn1SOx7&s=10

Disparity of Cult said...

A happy mix, bouncing and behaving

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

To me the pointy bras are inexorably linked to Madonna's 'Truth or Dare'.

Ignorance is Bliss said...

The good ones point nowhere, but support the pointing of others.

Howard said...

It's pointing to the general direction of the void. Kinda like Route 50 in Nevada.

William said...

Sydney Sweeney begs to differ.....I didn't read the article, but out of mild curiosity, I clicked through to see the pictures to see how much they could subvert the concept of prurient interest and the male gaze. They didn't disappoint.

Rabel said...

If you're strong enough or bored enough or horny enough to read through to the end you'll see that it's just an attention getter to set up the sales pitches and links for a variety of luxury items.

Achilles said...

What's the difference between a sports bra and a bra and a shirt?

The ability to discern nipples?

West TX Intermediate Crude said...

“I Was the First Woman to Burn My Bra; It Took the Fire Department Four Days to Put It Out.” — Dolly Parton

Peachy+2 said...

West TX - thanks.
Dolly! She is the best.

Peachy+2 said...

Sophie Cunningham had a chat with Sydney Sweenie.
Sophie said something like....
'Opps I forgot to bring my cleavage.'
LOL. Real girl talk.

Smilin' Jack said...

“It expresses something, primarily, about how thin the models are.”

The models are fine. That’s why they’re models. It’s expressing how fat you are. Also, how old.

Just an old country lawyer said...

Brings to mind one of my few original jokes: "How is our soprano section like runway fashion models? Because they are flat on top and little behind." The altos loved it. The sopranos didn't understand it, but knew they should resent it.
Apologies to the non-singers here.

William50 said...

Snow cone bras

Smilin' Jack said...

One of many similar comments at the NYT:

“I teach in a large public high school. Yes, girls wear bras as shirts. It’s ridiculous.”

Not for the first time, I feel that I was born too soon.

n.n said...

Snow cones? Lick, don't look. Delectable interpretations.

n.n said...

Vectoral fashion.

Josephbleau said...

You have to corral them somehow, you can’t just leave them hanging around town like some goat shit sheep herder.

RobinGoodfellow said...

So we got an attractive woman, wearing a bra, no top, walkin' around in broad daylight. She's flouting society's conventions!

That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

RobinGoodfellow said...

“ n.n said...
Vectoral fashion.”

Or pectoral fashion.

Josephbleau said...

And then the outer bra wearing girl said, “hey, my tits are down here!”

I don’t like being stared at.

n.n said...

"pectoral fashion"

Vectoral, pectoral fashion. Poignant, and pointed, abreast of climate change, particularly when chill.

Scott Patton said...

Elaine: "Sue Ellen, it's not a top, it's a bra."

Tofu King said...

Thanks Scott for referencing Sue Ellen Mischke. My first thought on this topic.

Peachy+2 said...

Sue Ellen Mishkee. LOL the candy bar heiress

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