September 23, 2026

"[T]he area around Mont Blanc in the Alps is tainted by 'toilet paper under every stone' and SUVs transporting luggage from one stop to another, according to officials."

"This week, new rules were announced designed to limit the number of people walking around western Europe’s highest mountain. Officials also want to ensure that those who do come are genuine backpackers rather than tourists sending 'pink wheelie suitcases and make up-bags' on ahead of them in vehicles, according to Jean-Marc Peillex, chairman of the Federation of Districts of Mont Blanc Country.... 'The word Mont Blanc makes people’s eyes sparkle all over the world,' he said. 'If you sold air from Mont Blanc, you’d make a fortune. I think you could even sell dog poop from Mont Blanc and people would buy it.'... Peillex said hikers were being forced to walk less than a metre apart on some days. 'All they see is the bottom of the person in front of them,' he told Swiss television...."

From "France declares ‘serious hikers only’ on Mont Blanc trail/Walkers must book accommodation in advance and carry their own backpacks under new rules designed to protect the increasingly crowded Alpine circuit" (London Times).

6 comments:

Michael Fitzgerald said...

I thought Mont Blanc was a fat, leaky pen.

gilbar said...

if you want to hike up Cloud Peak
(in the Bighorn Mountain National Forest), you now have to pack OUT your toilet paper AND your poop.
Which makes a certain amount of sense

MadTownGuy said...

Heh. Mont Derrière Blanche.

Greg The Class Traitor said...

From "France declares ‘serious hikers only’ on Mont Blanc trail/Walkers must book accommodation in advance and carry their own backpacks

What a bunch of "ableists". Imagine, demanding people carry their own backpacks. That's what the migrants are for!

mezzrow said...

Don't slander my favorite pen. Yes, I am a twentieth century man.
It's not fat, it's pen positive. It's unfortunate that yours leaked. Mine doesn't.

Josephbleau said...

You see, only credentialed hikers are allowed, not the riffraff.

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