June 8, 2026

"In 1968, Janet Malcolm visited a new showroom for high-end furniture that was, she wrote, among 'the most beautiful and interesting' in New York."

"The venue was designed by Warren Platner, an architect who himself designed furniture; Donald Trump would later acquire a set of his chairs, and sounded gratified when, during an interview in 2010, a reporter from the Times recognized them. Platner’s son, Bronson, went into law, in Maine; his son Graham studied at Hotchkiss, a tony boarding school in Connecticut, though he hated it, skipped classes, and was quickly kicked out. Graham transferred to a different private school closer to home, where he starred in a production of 'My Fair Lady.' He played Henry Higgins, the haughty phonetician who teaches a lower-class flower girl to speak proper...."


Here's how Platner entered the political arena, last summer:


Allsop ponders "authenticity":
The modern notion of “authenticity” grew out of the Enlightenment era. Prior to that, in medieval Europe, societies were highly localized and hierarchical, and their denizens were not encouraged to think reflectively about their “real selves,” or how they related, as individuals, to the world around them. Then came modernity, or, as the academic Charles Lindholm has put it, “the condition of living among strangers.” This required trust, which in turn required sincerity, which in turn raised all sorts of questions—What does it mean to be sincere? What internal truths should guide us? And how do we access those, anyway?—that philosophers are still sorting through today.... 

55 comments:

Iman said...

Platner is an authentic, Nazi, Piece of Shit.

The Vault Dweller said...

It is worth noting that in Platner's ad it never once mentions any of the identity group politics that has permeated the Left for the past generation or more.

chuck said...

If Allsop gets any higher, he will float into space. Ambition and the urge to dominate isn't mysterious, or modern. And the DSA is rather clever in its quest to take over the Democratic Party, an organization with a remarkably weak immune system.

Indefinitely Extended Excursion™️ said...

Maine voters show their commitment to appeal to Republican voters ahead of 2026 election. Maybe Platner is an abusive weirdo who knowingly kept a Nazi tattoo for years and has never succeeded at anything in his life. What if that's what voters want right now?

CJinPA said...

I remember in my early 20s proudly proclaiming "I'll vote for any candidate who's sincere." I was too authentic to worry about policy.

What a dummy.

tcrosse said...

You've got to be sincere. Honestly sincere

Prof. M. Drout said...

It is obvious that he and the various guys in Texas have been pretty much manufactured by political consultants. Presumably they can pick whomever they want, so do they keep choosing such odd and creepy people? It's hard to believe that there are no boring, prudent, good-government types in the entire Democratic apparat. Maybe the consultant class has some pathologies.

Mike (MJB Wolf) said...

He’s an authentic Nazi! Maybe the Left can simply stop labeling normal behavior as secret Nazi symbology, like waving to crowds or the OK sign. Stop projecting your inauthenticity onto our side and accept who you are climbing into bed with in full. Strange bedfellows indeed.

Mike (MJB Wolf) said...

There are no boring, prudent, good-government types in the Socialist wing of the Democrat Party but that is where their energy is.

Temujin said...

The work being done to portray this guy as an acceptable form of garbage is both horrifying and hilarious. I laugh, then shake my head at the realization that this is pretty much the standard now for the Democratic Party, and more than a few Republicans (Though some of them have left to vacation in Costa Rica).

There is no one here, given that you have his background in your hands, who would hire this guy to manage your small business if you owned one. Say you owned a shoe store. You wouldn't hire this guy to oversee it. Nor would you hire him to run anything of importance. Nor would you even hand him the keys to your Airbnb.

But Democrats are standing in line to put him into the US Senate- such is their thirst to obtain and retain power. Power above all else. Even if it means tossing out your 'believe all women' and calling all conservatives Nazis.

Does this mean I'm no longer a Nazi? Can I just be a guy who thinks feces in the street and men pretending to be women is wrong again?

Lazarus said...

Of course the old line attributed to Samuel Goldwyn or George Burns comes to mind: "Sincerity is the most important thing in the world. If you can fake that, you've got it made." It's as true about politics as it is about showbiz.

RCOCEAN II said...

The MSM keeps up the attack. Platner doesn't like Big Business and is willing to criticize Netenyahu for his war crimes. Therefore, Platner delenda est.

Now we even have a propaganda label: "Scandal plagued run" - which will no doubt be used by every MSM outlet from now till November.

Peachy said...

Graham Platner: “If I had my way, elections would last two months, they would be publicly funded, and if a billionaire looked at a TV ad the wrong way we’d put ‘em in jail.”

Lazarus said...

Politicians are "sincere" and "authentic" when they believe their own búllshít. A couple of years later, it's clear that it was búllshít. They've become just more DC politicians like the ones they promised to replace, but like most DC politicians, once they're in office they're hard to defeat.

Peachy said...

Platner wants tax payer funded elections - where the Nazi Left are pre-ordained to never lose.

Mike (MJB Wolf) said...

Fawning profiles of him were written in top publications respected by the left before he ever declared his candidacy. Why? At the time he was still proud of his totemkopf and called it by name. The same crew that “sold” Mamdani have been guiding him.

We normal folks, often called far right by the international left, are enjoying watching the democrats self-destruct. I’d prefer keeping creeps like this doofus out of the Senate but I have no vote on it.

RCOCEAN II said...

Collins is the worst Senator ever. She promised to retire after 12 years, but of course was lying and will stay till she dies in office. Platner is my man. Hope he wins.

Morons who care about Tattoos. that's Collins base of support now.

narciso said...

Ever since brian left the new yorker

RCOCEAN II said...

Collins is an authentic Communist! God, when did Althouse turn into a posting section for idiots?

Peachy said...

Platner(D) is a nazi who abuses women.

He's dreamy! Sez contingent of mostly white left females!

narciso said...

He wants to murder whites along with jews be patient

Lazarus said...

Papa Platner's furniture looks incredibly ugly to me, but a chair will run you $3000 to $15,000. Pretty good for a working class guy.

Christopher B said...

Once again, I'm gonna ask people to notice the false framing of Herr Platner being presented in isolation or in comparison with candidates he isn't running against. He's running against a Republican candidate who is the poster child for what the opposition calls a "good" Republican. She, not the guy with the Nazi tattoo, is now being called a fascist sympathizer because she regularly votes for the priorities of the party to which she belongs and supported by the duly elected President of the United States (who won both the Electoral College and the popular vote in 2024).

narciso said...

And manson was an aspiring artist (well he was)

Interested Bystander said...

Authenticity is kind of like sincerity. Once you learn to fake it nothing can stop you.

narciso said...

He defamed chris kyle

gilbar said...

so, Platner "says" that he is a blue collar enlisted man, that became an Oyster farmer.

in reality;
he didn't become an "oyster farmer" until he decided to run for office..
he ONLY farms oyster's for his rich mommy's restaurant..
he went to (or got kicked out of) tony private prep schools..
his daddy was a rich lawyer..
his granddad was a famous designer from NEW YORK CITY

but, to he fair; he's not entirely an act.
his socialism and his hatred of women is Totally Real..
as is his alcoholism and drug addictions

narciso said...

Hes what you dont pick off your shoe

gilbar said...

RCOCEAN II said...
"..when did Althouse turn into a posting section for idiots?.."

i did some checking, and looks like February 2013

hombre said...

RCOII: “Platner is my man. Hope he wins.” Platner is a lying dumpster fire - obviously. But he hates Jews. Nuff said.

Peachy said...

Platner is also a spoiled brat. Another dreamy quality for leftist cultists.

hombre said...

If Platner is telling the truth in this ad he will be lonely among elected Democrats who are destroying the working class. However, it is an ad for gullible pinheads. Democrats have no platform except, “Not that!” And mostly they are too ignorant to know what “that” is.

Aggie said...

He's been faking it all his life, that's the authentic part that many people see. Maine is a state where the city population outnumbers the rural population by a large margin, so he might coast to a win on that basis alone.

I listened to him speak yesterday and really heard nothing I could call remarkable. It was all stock pablum on 'elite' this and that, rote delivery. I don't think he has the depth of character to be anything more than a standard Democrat, 2026 model.

I think the reason we get terrible 2-dimensional candidates representing both parties is because they quite frankly have nothing better to do with themselves, and with the right backers, it could look easy, not much effort required.

Bob Boyd said...

At a Graham Platner rally in Portland.

“Would an Israeli flag tattoo be a deal breaker?”

“Honestly yeah, because I don’t support genocide.”

https://x.com/TheCarolineMc/status/2063803200902168769/video/1

Yancey Ward said...

As long as the Dems stick with him, he will coast to victory over Collins. I have no idea what level of authenticity Platner actually has but its working to get him elected. Collins only won in 2020 because Trump carried her across the finish line even though he lost the state- without him at the top of the ticket, she is toast this time.

So, will the Dems stick with him? A tell would be what happens to the "polling data" that gets published by the leftwing media- if they are getting rid of him the first thing that will happen will be a "catastrophic loss of support" in the most left-biased polls.

Big Mike said...

RCOCEAN II said...

Collins is an authentic Communist! God, when did Althouse turn into a posting section for idiots?


The day she decided not to ban you.

Wince said...

I question whether a guy like Platner appeals to the "real men" the Democrats say they want to attract.

In my experience, men see right through a creep like him, because they all know a creep like him.

RCOCEAN II said...

Mark Levin's audience loves to post here. Israel-firsters. USA Politics bore them, but whenever they think someone doesn't love israel enough, they go into action.

Are they Americans? Who knows. The Israeli Government actually pays people to post online to "Protect Israel". Seems crazy, but why not? Israel cant survive without USA giving them billion$ and billion$ and billion$ every year. Its quite a grift.

Thats why Massie had to destroyed and Platner kept out of the Senate. And weirdly both Democrats and republicans agree. Probably because it has zero to do with USA politics, and everything to do with Israel.

RCOCEAN II said...

I've said it before, but I'll repeat it. Remember all the hysteria here over Mandingo, the current NYC mayor. All that occured because he wouldn't love Israel enough. But once he got into office, he made it clear he was "kosher" and Israel's best friend forever. And all the MSM attacks have stopped and he's almost diappeared from the news.

If Platner gets elected, and becomes another one Schumer's Robots, all the "concerns" over his "Scandals" will drop immediately. Its hard to take it seriously, but you almost need to wonder - who are the morons who are affected by this MSM Propaganda? And what's wrong with them?

Indefinitely Extended Excursion™️ said...

Graham Platner’s extramarital liaisons are disqualifying
~ Pete Hegseth, Kristi Noem, Ken Paxton and Donald Trump

narciso said...

Hes still a terrorist (how does that get through your thick skull)

narciso said...

And levin has been fighting for the Republic for more than 40 years

Bob Boyd said...

A rubber chicken will drop frozen brittle from a general purpose storage hook in an unheated garage without ever having wondered about its authenticity.

narciso said...

Ted bundy was an aspiring law student

Joe Bar said...

Everything I hear about this guy makes him seem like a colossal asshole.

Humperdink said...

Extension said: “Maybe Platner is an abusive weirdo who knowingly kept a Nazi tattoo for years and has never succeeded at anything in his life. What if that's what voters want right now?”

Excepting the tattoo, California has elected this type of hack for decades now.

Maynard said...

RCO supporting Der Oysterfuhrer.

Who wudda thunk it?

narciso said...

Not surprising at all

Humperdink said...

If not for the Joos, who would RCO, Tim in Vermont, imTay, and Jaq (but I repeat myself) vent against? I believe they would be speechless.

hombre said...

Since 2022, Ukraine has received $127 billion. Israel has received $25 billion. Where does Platner the antisemite stand on that? Along with our antisemite?

Achilles said...

Wince said...
I question whether a guy like Platner appeals to the "real men" the Democrats say they want to attract.

In my experience, men see right through a creep like him, because they all know a creep like him


You are highlighting the core base of the Democrat party.

Creeps and harem girls who like creeps.

The judge said...

RCO’s hatred of the Joos is more than sufficient to make him Platner fan.

Achilles said...

RCOCEAN II said...
Collins is the worst Senator ever. She promised to retire after 12 years, but of course was lying and will stay till she dies in office. Platner is my man. Hope he wins.

Morons who care about Tattoos. that's Collins base of support now


The tattoos are secondary to the fact that Platner has promised to throw me in jail if I don’t support his party and what he wants to do to our government.

You can stamp your feet and cry about tha jooooossss all you want.

It just makes you look stupid when you avoid the real arguments.

boatbuilder said...

"...farming oysters to feed my community..."

Oh, come on. Those oysters get sold at the Ironbound Inn and Restaurant. For $44 a dozen. https://www.ironboundmaine.com/ironbound-menu

They might be feeding "your community," which also appreciates very dry Sauvignon Blanc, but they ain't feeding "the working class"

Why not address the real problem in ME, which is that they are being overrun by Massholes.

boatbuilder said...

Mark Levin's audience loves to post here. Israel-firsters.

You are hearing voices in your head. Joooo voices. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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