Dillon translates: "Here's what she's telling you: We are rich.... I'm wealthy and I'm attractive. Many of you aren't either one of those things. So the parties you get invited to are like your sister's fucking retirement party where your fat sister has stopped teaching biology at the high school. So there's a retirement party for your sister and they rent out the back of an Italian restaurant. And you get invited to that. And you know who's not there? Epstein or anybody.... And you go to your sister's retirement party and the teachers get up and they make a couple of jokes about your sister as a teacher and how she was a real hard ass. And the kids were like, don't fuck with Ms. Miller or whatever. And those are the parties that you go to. But we live in Manhattan. I'm attractive, my husband's a billionaire. We go out in New York City. So it's common in New York City to bump into people and you don't understand it because you're an animal.... And occasionally we bump into war criminals, human traffickers, you know, people that are involved in overthrowing governments. This is who we go to dinner with. You don't. So let's give her the benefit of the doubt here a little bit. I don't know her relationship with Epstein. I'm just saying her point that she's living in an entirely different world than you is true. That's true. And I like that she doesn't shy away from that. She goes, this is the way it is. Everybody wants to know how it is, this is how it is. And she goes, I'm not like you. I don't need to jab myself with Ozempic before I go to fucking Cici's Pizza Buffet so I can only eat one slice. You monster.... "
April 12, 2026
Tim Dillon explains Melania's Epstein speech.
I like the detail in the interpretation of the line, "Donald and I were invited to the same parties as Epstein from time to time since overlapping in social circles is common in New York City and Palm Beach."
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Over-lapping only counts if you not a D.
If you are a D - your invitation to Epstein to attend Chelsea's wedding is just a big nothing.
everyone already knew Trump was rich, what was the excuse of the others that went to Epstein's abode again and again,
epstein was a hepped up sammy glick, that certain oarties used for certain ends, note khashoggi, pottinger, the grandees of bcci, counterparts across the pond,
The MSM is bored with the Epstein files. Madelson being stripped of his Ambassadorship? Boring. Epstein's financial crimes? How dull. Epstein's relationship with Israeli intelligence and Israeli PMs and Presidents? Yawn. Trips by powerful Democrats to Epstein Island? zzzz. Epstein's sweetheart deals with various Prosecutors? Oh sorry, I fell asleep.
Oh wait, there's one thing that interests the MSM about Epstein- Melenia and Donald J. Trump. That they will never let go.
Who is Tim Dillon?
Epstein and Trump were both billionaries who lived in South florida and NYC. Its inevitable they would be at the same parties, since Trump threw a lot of them and ran a resort. And?
Well, actually and nothing. We all know that if there was anything in the Epstein files that hurt Trump it would've been leaked years ago. Stuff by democrats gets swept under the rug and hidden. But if the Democrats and MSM hate you it always comes out. Even its your income tax returns.
some guy, who thinks hes clever,
The alleged “victims” we saw and heard making their allegations and a fuss now, for some reason, have NO interest in testifying under oath. Melania exposed that lot.
Dillon sure had a hard time bringing himself to actually saying that he sympathized with Melania (starting at 51:00), at her treatment by the media and the progressive democrats, but I repeat myself..
Tim Dillon is my Walter Cronkite. He is on a roll.
Melania does *not* sacrifice children to Baal.
Last year you guys love Tim Dillon when he was punching the woke aristocracy in the face. You're just disappointed he's not a team player.
'you people'
she tendered an olive branch, they brought a dagger,
I've never heard of Tim Dillion.
There should be a new TV special where Geraldo Rivera opens the vault to The Epstein Files.
It's hilarious that wealthy Democratic kiddie diddling D-a-holes are excluded from criticism.
Is he related to Bob Dylan?
homework 101 Hours before Melania’s speech, a former Brazilian model named Amanda Ungaro posted a series of threatening, explosive messages on X (Twitter).
She claimed she had known Melania for 20 years,
she had information about Melania and others,she would “tear down your corrupt system”Melania should “be afraid of what I know”.She would take legal action!
Ungaro was deported from the U.S. in 2025 after an ICE detention. She had been in a long relationship with Paolo Zampolli — the same modeling‑industry figure who introduced Melania to Donald Trump in the late 1990s. Zampolli works,worked for trump in a fake Ambassador position,the lady is pissed after they had her deported and she is ready to spill,,Next EPSTEIN" SUICIDE" COMING UP ?AND Melania telling you"dont believe the stories you hear( might hear coming up) Trump says he didn't know she was gonna give a speech and then when caught in that lie,said well he didn't know what she was gonna say! YEAH RIGHT..More to be revealed,they are all crooked as a corkscrew and MAGAS GO,oh what a great intercession for the "victims" she did (they did their job,the victims and Congress is the people stopping the revelations)(Melania pleading ,don't call me)Its her husband doing everything to make sure the other 3 million pages don't get out..Blinded by the LIGHT many other (douches"wrapped up in the night!)pay attention take your fingers out of your ears open your eyes c'mon man...Beaucoup Dinky Day :(
Dinky - did you not hear? Melania is the one who killed Epstein in prison.
I read it in the Enquirer/Daily Mail.
Ascension.
When in Rome, the kitchen of the unnamed Italian Restaurant, play it like Succession S01E04 Clip | 'Cold Butter'
Howard said...
Last year you guys love Tim Dillon when he was punching the woke aristocracy in the face. You're just disappointed he's not a team player.
Trying to decide if Dillon is being too obvious here. Most people in the US understand where they are and why.
Did anyone say they are disappointed or not like what he said?
I think you are wishing something into existence here.
He’s the Dinkyest!
The Execrable 5 Ds:
DeeDeeDriver ‘n’ Dinky Dau
Except for his ubiquitous Joo stuff, OCEAN gets it right at 9:29.
Tim Dillon - apparently as one of "you people" I'm supposed to be paying rapt attention to his ruminations. I've been remiss, so I appreciate the tutelage there, Howie.
It's hilarious that wealthy Democratic kiddie diddling D-a-holes are excluded from criticism.
Since when? You stupid fucking bimbo? Bill Clinton and Bill Gates get plenty if heat you dumb bimbo! LOL.
they enabled epstein in many ways,
D.D. Driver said...
"It's hilarious that wealthy Democratic kiddie diddling D-a-holes are excluded from criticism.
Since when? You stupid fucking bimbo? Bill Clinton and Bill Gates get plenty if heat you dumb bimbo! LOL."
DD Driver engaging in Bimbofication in his Refutation.
Dinky is kind of desperate,
Hate to break it to Tim Dillon but his fat sister’s retirement party also includes miscreants. Plus this is a retirement party for teachers? The ones who are graduating kids who can’t read? Hard to say who has damaged kids more in the US than teachers.
That's a good point Achilles but the blog here is not the people across the country. Most people here play for one team or another. I'm not inventing or imagining that. I would say you are team Trump adjacent but also have plenty of crazy opinions not held by anyone else. That's what makes you interesting.
In one of his books Thomas Sowell recounts that after the Civil War, former slaves wanted to learn to read so they could read the Bible. Waves of Christian women cane down from the north. No teaching degree. No college education. Just a desire to help former slaves have access to the Bible. In one generation literacy went from 10% to 90%. Teachers today should be ashamed of themselves.
Today’s teachers should be ashamed of themselves.
Eva makes a good point that of course is completely irrelevant when you consider the astronomical difference in leverage between those two economic stratigraphic layers separated by billions and billions of "reasons"
I thought summers daliance with the Chinese princess,
was most cringe, perhaps william burns, was next up
Is he still wearing those stupid sunglasses?
some groveling by chomsky and others on cybernetic research, and other matters,
Exactly, teachers have way more leverage. And those silky gooses are throwing parties for their undeserving brethren instead of doing their jobs.
The Dillon Effect: The dopiness of the statement is directly proportional to the number of new podcasts started in the last hour. To put it another way, as more and more podcasts come online, it is necessary to say more outrageous and dumber things in order to survive and thrive in the digital landscape.
"“I would change the subject, stop talking about Iran. Just admit you staged it in Butler,” Dillon continued."
“Now, of course, a real person died and that’s terrible. RIP,” Dillon added. “And they should say, that in high-stakes things like this, stuff like that happens.”
- Tim Dillon
Althouse's interest in this clown is baffling.
I didn't realize he was michael steele george conway stupid
@Rabel: He actually said that?
I had to check it with Perplecity:
episode #491 of The Tim Dillon Show, released April 10–11, 2026
What a shit.
Concise.
Dillon sounds like a man who just stumbled onto the realities of life and finds it insulting and anger inducing. Like...these things can't be right.
The reality is that nobody in high society gives a s*** what Tim Dillon, or any of us have to say or think about their world, their lives. And so...just focus on your own. I was at your sister's retirement party. We had a great f*****g time and I'll remember some of the things we did forever.
Your life has memories too. Don't worry about theirs. And enough about Epstein. There is actual life going on around you.
"Dillon sounds like a man who just stumbled onto the realities of life and finds it insulting and anger inducing."
Well, no. He's a dishonest provocateur who lies in the most indecent and absurdist ways for money, softened only by a questionable claim to be a "comedian."
And it's you he's lying to, and me, and Althouse.
Platforming him with a favorable framing is not a good thing.
Her saying there’s social circle overlap between Manhattan and Palm Beach in no way implies she’s throwing her wealth in the face of everyday people. Why is he reading that into it? It’s simply a fact. Heck, where I live, there’s overlap in (solidly middle class) social circles between here and Fort Myers.
Apparently Dillon has written well and deserves approval, I don’t know why other than as a source of vituperation. If you consider this type of journalism as an art form, you may admire it.
Melania said the victims should testify under oath--presumably in front of Congress or in some law enforcement venue. Is it possible that the "under oath" part is offputting?
Would someone who is supposedly a victim bur figuring her life can go on without getting public about it be subpoenaed because mentioned in another's testimony? Then what?
OTOH, Kavanagh's accuser's witnesses had zero to say about anything substantial.
As complicated as this thing is/was, over lots of time, and lots of people, we're likely to hear a bunch of "not me, had no idea" and "yeah, but...."
I guess that we have to take comedians seriously.
Social circles overlap like the fat rolls on MAGA’s sister-in-law.
So go the Days of Our Lives
Amazon Prime’s MELANIA 2 to focus on period in First Lady’s life when she was busy not trafficking girls with Epstein and Maxwell.
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