The headline seems ridiculous. The real news is that "even before his latest car crash, the Secret Service had barred Woods from driving around Vanessa’s children."
Imagine having 5 children and dating a man who can't be trusted to drive a car. But then he's also world-famous for his very high level physical skill at something most people can't do even decently well. The high/low conflict is mind-bending. I guess the tie-breaker is whether you truly love him. Or maybe if the kids — Kai Trump, 18, Donald III, 17, Tristan, 14, Spencer, 13, and Chloe, 11 — think you with him is good for them.
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News was that Secret Service made that call.
... before the crash.
He's probably banned from driving at all.
Good call by the Secret Service.
I'll say it's Trump's best decision in a while. But heck two of the grandkids are old enough to drive themselves.
Tiger thinks he's a great driver. Just a few mishaps and boo-boos. No big whoop. 99 percent of the time he's not driving drunk or rolling over. Mostly competent.
My question is, with Tiger Woods' kind of money, why is he driving around, rather than being driven? He can get as wasted as he wants an pay for the transportation.
Tiger woods to let driver transport him to events. 3 iron upset.
Athletes think being an athlete is very important. They are mistaken about that. It's kind of like beautiful women. People let them get away with being assholes, and they get used to it. They start thinking they deserve it.
Same with actors. At least Tiger Woods doesn't seem to think that it would improve our lives to know his political opinions.
If you're going to score you have to have some time alone.
How was your drive, Tiger?
Hooked it a little left, went into the ravine. Chipped it out with a towtruck.
I assume that Florida is going to pull his ticket after refusing to take a urinalysis. Is it for good?
I saw the picture of the crashed Range Rover with Tiger next to it. It was lying on the driver's side. How did he get out? Those doors are heavy!
Perhaps, through a sunroof?
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I assume that Florida is going to pull his ticket after refusing to take a urinalysis. Is it for good?
From memory, his DL is automatically suspended for refusing to consent to a blood or urine test. He has the opportunity to schedule a hearing before a judge challenging the probable cause for the request to consent to the tests. If the court finds there was no probable cause, then his license is restored.
As of last year, the refusal is itself now a misdemeanor offense under Florida law.
Imagine being so messed up in the head as to bring a tiger woods into your home and introduce him to your own children. A good man is hard to find. Indeed.
Don't forget his Palos Verdes mishap:
On February 23, 2021, Tiger Woods was seriously injured in a single-vehicle, rollover crash in Rancho Palos Verdes, California, when his SUV struck a tree after traveling at speeds up to 87 mph in a 45 mph zone. The crash, blamed on excessive speed and loss of control, resulted in significant, career-jeopardizing injuries to his right leg and ankle.
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Crash Details and Investigation
Time and Location: The accident occurred around 7:12 a.m. on the border of Rolling Hills Estates and Rancho Palos Verdes on a steep, curved road known to be hazardous.
The Incident: Woods' 2021 Genesis GV80 SUV crossed a median, struck a sign, and landed in brush, causing significant damage.
Cause: Law enforcement determined the cause was unsafe speed for the road conditions (driving 84–87 mph in a 45 mph zone) and a suspected failure to navigate the curve.
No Impairment: Authorities did not find evidence of impairment or intoxication, and no blood tests were sought.
Evidence: Investigators believed Woods may have accidentally accelerated instead of braking, with data showing 99% throttle pressure during the collision.
It's enough to make you wonder how many fatal single vehicle crashes with a sole male occupant are suicides.
Tiger Woods is a Britney Spears of the golf world.
"But then he's also world-famous for his very high level physical skill at something most people can't do even decently well."
Took me a minute to realize you meant golf.
Oops!.. I Did It Again (song)
Cadillac (the Thanksgiving incident), Genesis, and now Land Rover. Which car brand is next?
Tiger needs a Tesla with full self-driving capabilities for a full-time chauffeur, IMHO.
The public medical history of Tiger Woods points to a reliance on pain medication and overuse of prescriptions( addcits abuse the drugs they use) The NA program maintains position of organizational neutrality regarding medications as expressed in the 11th Tradition expressing "no opinion on outside issues" The program focuses on abstinence from mind altering mood changing substances it also states decsions to take medication prescribed by a medical professional is between the member and their doctor and Sponsor.Only Woods can take the 1st STEP of NA to 100% and seek help thru the Prgram and the application of the STEPS incorporated in all phases of his life. Recovery is a daily routine based on either abstinence,work and prescribed meds(if needed) and not veer into the abuse of such.There is the difference between use and abuse.Tiger got the ball,its his call.. The biggest event of his life ONE DAY AT A TIME.. Do it,there is LIFE beyond addiction chase it like you chased the substance..GO TIGER!
Tiger Woods is a Britney Spears of the golf world.
I would have gone with Billy Joel. But Tiger hasn't crashed into any houses, yet ... has he?
He's probably banned from driving at all.
I don't know, did you see his Par 5 tee shot?
The Babylon Bee had this headline,
"Black Half Of Tiger Woods Tased By Cops After Asian Half Crashes Car"
It’s Scottie Scheffler’s world now. If Tiger had Scottie’s personal life he would have 22 majors and 100 PGA Tour victories. It’s incredible Tiger won as much as he did with his personal foibles.
How did he get out?
According to reports, he crawled out the passenger side.
The car rolled over on the passenger seat
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