Althouse: "You told me to buy a pony/But all I wanted was you..."

February 28, 2026

"You told me to buy a pony/But all I wanted was you..."

9 comments:

Not an oldster. said...: Dont take a pony out on that ice, professor.
You're dumb in a practical way, but surely not THAT dumb...

(Did Israel or some anonymous commenter offer you a free pony if you agreed to schill for their Master Race here? Be vewwwy vewwy careful, professor. You are dumb in practical matters like that...); 2/28/26, 3:47 PM
baghdadbob said...: Well, that was dang sweet!; 2/28/26, 3:47 PM
Wince said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 2/28/26, 4:02 PM
rehajm said...: Yeah we can take our BB Guns, blow your buns to the Sun,
Just our Boy Scouts can wipe you out. Someday soon, Khomeini, you’ll burn one flag too many,
Uncle Sam’s got his pride, you’re about to feel his clout…; 2/28/26, 4:05 PM
john mosby said...: GBNews is showing a live feed of the UN Security Council. The Skinnie ambassador is reading out a very serious call for return to negotiations.

Too bad Amb Waltz doesn’t just say “suck my big white cock, butt pirate! You’re small, you’re poor, you're evil, and if you don’t shut up right now the same thing is going to happen to your shithole that’s happening to Iran.” And the Israeli ambo could join in with “suck my big cut kosher sausage, too, Skinnie.”

I’d gladly give up all the parking ticket revenue in Manhattan for a UN that ran like that.

Oh and Iran is a member of the SC this year, apparently. Can’t wait to hear what that wanker has to say. Maybe he’ll ask for asylum. He can eat in the UN caff three times a day for the rest of his life, like that guy who lived in an airport. CC, JSM; 2/28/26, 4:23 PM
john mosby said...: 80 year experiment in giving respect to all countries. Completely failed. Just end it and publish the article. And like all other published experiments, don’t repeat it. CC, JSM; 2/28/26, 4:25 PM
john mosby said...: The Latvian ambo is a severe Baltic woman and she’s on our side. She listed all the atrocities the mullah regime is committing in its ‘defense.’ She can list my atrocities anytime! CC, JSM; 2/28/26, 4:28 PM
john mosby said...: The Iranian ambo gave an oh-poor-me speech about how the US and Israel violated the UN charter with their unprovoked attack. Even SG Guterres just sat there with his head in his hands waiting for it to end. Then the Israeli ambo started his speech with the Persian words for Death to Israel and Death to America. He said basically that the regime has been on a 40-plus-year project of existential threat to Israel and the region.

Still think he should have thrown a “suck ma dick” in there somewhere. CC, JSM; 2/28/26, 5:03 PM
Iman said...: Everything has got to be just like you want it to.; 2/28/26, 8:55 PM