January 17, 2026

"There is no evidence that Gladis and her pod are attacking humans or that they intend to harm people at all."

"In fact, wild orcas have never been seen treating people as prey. They do, however, have a thing for 'fads,' where they take up behaviour that has no obvious benefit. One famous example involved a female in the Pacific northwest who, in 1987, was seen wearing a dead salmon on her head. The trend spread. Other orcas across Puget Sound were soon spotted with their own 'salmon hats.' And then, as abruptly and as mysteriously as it started, the fashion fizzled out. Other orcas have been seen draping kelp over their backs or heads.... To scientists, the behaviour with the boat rudders looks similar. After wrenching one free, Gladis and her companions tend to bat it around for a while, then lose interest and swim off.... One [researcher] believes the orcas see the yachts, with their long detachable rudders, as 'giant toy dispensers.'"

From "Orcas blamed for yacht attacks are speaking their own language/Scientists studying killer whales linked to hundreds of encounters with boats near Gibraltar have discovered that the pod communicates using a unique dialect" (London Times).

18 comments:

Peachy said...

Stop stealing all our food - you Chinese bitches.

john mosby said...

This may also explain AWFL behavior in e.g., Minneapolis. Just female whales with nothing better to do. CC, JSM

FredSays said...

Better watch out. If you get near her she’ll rip off your rudder.

john mosby said...

Someone tell the AWFLs that native Greenlanders get all their livelihood from the salmon fisheries, and a US takeover would shut that industry down for security reasons. Then you can have more whales wearing salmon hats! CC, JSM

john mosby said...

BTW, don't Inuit get to hunt whales for cultural reasons? Trump should say he's just trying to save the whales....CC, JSM

Kevin said...

At first I thought Gladis and her pod would refer to white women interfering in ICE operations.

The Cracker Emcee Refulgent said...

The “salmon hat” thing seems like a highly questionable bit of scientific observation. “You saw it, too? I’m going to publish!”

Any environment-related science seems to lean heavily on junior-high girl’s group dynamics.

boatbuilder said...

Those cute Orcas also hunt and attack whales, which creates a quandary for the anthropomorphicisers.

Lazarus said...

It took me a minute to realize that Orcas weren't Tolkein characters or ruminants on the African savannahs. In my day we called them "killer whales," but I guess they protested and got that changed.

Lazarus said...

One famous example involved a female in the Pacific northwest who, in 1987, was seen wearing a dead salmon on her head.

I tried that too, after wearing an onion in my belt went out of style ...

JAORE said...

An Orca "female in the Pacific northwest who, in 1987, was seen wearing a dead salmon on her head" started the new Mega Sushi fad in Seattle.

William said...

Well, that's a load off my mind.

Smilin' Jack said...

I grew up in Bellingham WA and from my bedroom window I could look across Puget Sound to Orcas Island. I never saw any whales there, though.

narciso said...

Of course thats what they wamt you think

narciso said...

Of course thats what they wamt you think

Ann Althouse said...

I’m charmed by the idea that if you put something on your head that makes it a hat.

Anthony said...

So Orcas are just large aquatic cats, in other words.

Mark said...

Probably, no one has told them "friends dont let friends tear off yacht rudders."

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