AND: Here's the full reading by Melania:
December 22, 2025
First Ladies read a Christmas story.
It's not a competition. We cherish diversity of expression. It's all a matter of taste...ADDED: Sorry, I didn't see the slur on Melania's name until I put this up. I am offering the contrast among the ladies in a neutral spirit. Anyone who assumes Michelle's reading is superior to Melania's is simply being very conventional.
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Dr. Jill seems to be reading to Joe.
I didn't know about Melania's twin sister, Melanoma.
I bet that squirrel tries to pretend it was all a big Spell Check mistake that wasn't caught.
Melanoma (sic) offers the best presentation.
Diversity is a an umbrella religion for class-disordered ideologies.
That said, diversity of individuals, minority of one.
#HateLovesAbortion
How original, another video of a Trump speaking, but it is chopped up and spliced together to suggest a false narrative.
Compare with a full video.
None of them were elected nor appointed to anything, but the top two clearly had more power than Melania does. The middle one maybe more than the President at the time.
“…is simply being very conventional.”
Yeah… DNC “conventional”. 🙄
First thing I noticed was the “Dr. Jill” appellation. Barf inducing.
She'll have you know she earned that EdD, specifically because you're not allowed to hear otherwise.
Michelle's knob (no, not that one!) was set to Sanctimony instead of Bitterness.
LOL. Tell ya what, every little kid thinks Melania is a Disney Princess. The other two, not so much
No, I don't think I'll give little johnnypalmadessa the encouragement of a hit.
Melanoma Trump?
I expect extra credit.
Hard to fathom why so many hate-fueled leftists would want to put a bullet in Trump and Charlie kirk.
Well I know who I would like to have read me a story---. And the fact that she has less power that Michelle or "Doctor" Jill doesn't trouble me at all. It's the way it should be. After all it was her husband who got the votes--not her.
“LOL. Tell ya what, every little kid thinks Melania is a Disney Princess. The other two, not so much”
Way to boil it down, son! 😆
Grok informs us that in Slovenian, the dual dative and instrumental of Melanija is Melanijama.
"Melanijama"
Sounds like some new-age guru...dare you to find one hotter.
Oh gee, let's complain about giving Melania a stupid nickname. Her husband would never do anything like that.
You got yer Mooch and Dr. Patty O’Furniture, Fredo. We’re even.
It's such a tell, "Dr. Jill" that is--It's always the least impressive degrees that insist on the title. Obama also has a JD (Juris Doctor), but somehow that never gets added.
On a personal note, we were in Santa Barbara last Friday for our eldest daughter's thesis defense in Molecular, Cellular, and Developmental Biology--she passed and we called her Doctor Pecchia, for the rest of the day.
Sorry, I didn't see the slur on Melania's name until I put this up.
Of course, bless your precious heart.
Wonderful dbp
They are nasty brutish and short
That’s why we need the robots. They will do the hard labour we don’t want to do. I wonder if even illegals want to read to their kids.
I don't see any complaints, Fredor.
Excuse me if I refuse to give this arse a click.
Yes let’s be small and ugly to people who haven’t hurt anyone while they are reading books to people on Christmas.
Freder writers: "Oh, gee, let's complain about giving Melania a stupid nickname. Her husband would never do anything like that."
And surely the sins of the husband shall be visited upon the wife. And the minor children. And the pets.
RSM: ""Melanijama" Sounds like some new-age guru...dare you to find one hotter."
She's a bad Melani-jama,
Just as fine as she can be
Hey, she's a bad Melani-jama
Just as fine as she can be
Her body measurements
Are perfect in every dimension
She's got a figure
That's sure enough getting attention
She's poetry in motion
A beautiful sight to see
I get so excited
Viewing her anatomy
CC, JSM
And then, they each translated the story in five languages..
You got yer Mooch and Dr. Patty O’Furniture, Fredo. We’re even.
You know, calling me Fredo is pretty stupid and annoying. What the hell does the source of my pseudonym have to do with The Godfather. At least someone on this site (and I don't think he has been on for awhile, maybe, like Michael K, the home suspended his internet access because he got too agitated) had the presence of mind (and knowledge of film history) to call me "Rotwang's butt boy", which while ridiculous if you actually watch Metropolis, at least references the correct movie.
Johnypalmadessa: "Melanoma"
Disparity of Cult: "Melanijama."
Johnypalmadessa: "Every time I hear that it makes me shudder...do it again!"
Disparity of Cult: "M-E-L-A-N-I-J-A-M-A"
Johnypalmadessa: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!"
It’s annoying? Maybe Iman is just returning the favor?
LOL
"You know, calling me Fredo is pretty stupid and annoying"
They all gonna stop now..Fredo
"I'm Buck Melanoma, Moley Russell's wart."
They all gonna stop now..Fredo
Go ahead and continue to show your ignorance. You all seem (Althouse included) to be under the illusion that I give a shit what you think of me.
I have been here almost since the beginning and I ain't going nowhere. And yes, that makes me some kind of masochist.
Freder Frederson said...
You got yer Mooch and Dr. Patty O’Furniture, Fredo. We’re even.
You know, calling me Fredo is pretty stupid and annoying.
He is right. Racist Traitor is much better than "Fredo" anyways.
He is right. Racist Traitor is much better than "Fredo" anyways.
Oh Achilles, I love you so much! Even if you do scare the shit out of me.
Wince, no matter how many times I see that it makes me lol.
Thanks :)
Speaking of unusual names, what kind of parent would saddle their female child with “Unique Hunt”?
Anita Hoargarth and Ursula von der Leyen. Separated at birth?
A vicious one
Freder Frederson said...
Go ahead and continue to show your ignorance. You all seem (Althouse included) to be under the illusion that I give a shit what you think of me.
I was starting to believe you really didn’t give a shit, until you told us you didn’t, which means that you do.
Melanoma Trump. A woman who's done absolutely nothing to these people - except marry the 'wrong' man - and they smear her.
Fuck the left.
Oh gee, let's complain about giving Melania a stupid nickname.
And that includes you, too, Freder.
"Proud Democrat & Activist." Fuck that guy!
It’s not Freder it’s Fredo. Stupid and annoying. Truth in labeling.
Is a joe heller character
I love her accent. "Shimmenee" - very cute.
All good in their own way.
I thought the posting might be unintentionally based on the statement, "it's not a competition". I thought Althouse would think that way. However, with the progressive left, it always is a competition. They complain about Trump's insults, but they are always quick to provide their own.
Wince wins.
(here's to homophones)
“ First Ladies read a Christmas story.
It's not a competition. We cherish diversity of expression.”
It’s just that there are no good Ramadan stories.
LIstening to Mrs. Trump's accent reminds me of the 70's sitcom Green Acres (Eva Gabor, God love her). I wonder how she would have handled it if after 2020 Trump said, "To Hell with it. I'm buying a farm in Iowa." I think she would have been fine.
I always thought "Dr" Jill wanted to be recruted to run for president. They did this to Hillary and tried to do with Michelle. Democrats have a strange fascination with unattractive women.
Funny you should mention Trump and Green Acres:
https://youtu.be/6JoJ2HnMt6Q?si=v4ZSeZsD5NSY6vQJ
CC, JSM
It's OK to make fun of a woman if she's a Republican (or even married to one)...
Show the kids the pictures you are reading about ,especially since you speak broken english even adults can't understand. Easy to tell it was always the nanny raising the kids. Show em the freakin pictures or take a class in story telling to children.
Humbug I tell ya. :)
That was great. Thanks John Mosby. Merry Christmas.
Freder Frederson said...
"You got yer Mooch and Dr. Patty O’Furniture, Fredo. We’re even.
You know, calling me Fredo is pretty stupid and annoying. What the hell does the source of my pseudonym have to do with The Godfather."
The lack of self awareness is industrial grade. it is to chuckle.
What we think of you? Nothing at all until you open your filthy pie hole.
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