From "Live, Laugh, Lowboy: Fine Dining’s Love Affair With Inspirational Quotes/Sayings from Navy SEALs, furniture designers and Steve Martin are just a few examples of how restaurants use signs to motivate their staffs" (NYT).
It's funny to see these word wall signs presented as cool when hung by men in restaurant kitchens. For years, people have been mocking women who put up these signs in their homes. I can see from the article — not from my own TV habits — that the coolness has something to do with the show "The Bear" (the restaurant in that show has a sign that says "Every Second Counts").
Reminds me of: "I should get one of those signs that says 'One of these days I'm gonna get organizized...."/"... like those little signs they have in offices that say 'Thimk'":
About that new (to me) word "knolling": I found this, from last year, in Dwell: "The Life-Changing Magic of 'Knolling'/Before purging your belongings to tidy up à la Marie Kondo, consider this organizational tactic championed by two artists with ties to the American furniture manufacturing company."
"I know that Tom Sachs is where it proliferated," says Amy Auscherman, director of archives and brand heritage at MillerKnoll..... "It’s a point of pride to be able to say the company name is also a verb." While the blue-chip artist laid out the rules for knolling and championed the concept into the creative world, sculptor Andrew Kromelow originally invented it. Both men worked in Frank Gehry’s Santa Monica studio during the late 1980s; Kromelow was in charge of keeping the workshop tidy as a janitor and would feverishly organize so that workers could quickly and clearly see all the tools at once. At the time, the Gehry studio was constructing a bent-plywood chair for Knoll. The name stuck.
From the internal link:
HOW TO KNOLL
Sachs’ studio mantra was instituted - ABK - ‘Always Be Knolling', a riff on the salesmen’s ‘ABC - Always Be Closing’ recited by Alex Baldwin in the screen adaptation of David Mamet’s Glengarry Glen Ross. It is an exquisite subversion of the capitalist creed into a sense of creativity in the display of the tools of craft. It is a riposte to the real estate snake-oil sales culture in the form of a celebration of making and order.
- Scan your environment for materials, tools, books, music, etc. which are not in use.
- Put away everything not in use. If you aren't sure, leave it out.
- Group all 'like' objects.
- Align or square all objects to either the surface they rest on, or the studio itself....
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I'll throw this out there knowing that it would be asking too much: it seems that when there is a second page of a post to click through to, the comment format goes back to normal in terms of readability on a mobile device (at least in an android; I haven't checked it on my husband's iPhone). It does lack the Reply feature.
My personal desire would be to lose that feature but have readability. It still does not return to the former comment BOX that was easy to scroll within, but retains the current comment LINE with an invisible box that doesn't permit scrolling (or easy proofreading).
I don't mind the words on the wall. I do think it's interesting to see a SEALs mention in an article about upscale restaurants (I guess that's what this is? It's early...), as we're all being told that the Harris-Walz ticket is full of tough guys.
Any chance this "updated and improve" comments page can be replaced with the old reliable?
My first college summer job was being a utility worker in a factory, meaning you worked wherever they needed someone. One sign, put up by the insurance company read, "Safety is no accident." Clever.
Words will only get you so far. To really motivate kitchen staff you need a picture of Anthony Bourdain hanging from a belt with his eyes bulging out like Luca Brasi.
Thanks, Jamie. Are you saying I should stop doing the page breaks? I do them to declutter the front page and give myself freedom to go on at some length, but I don't need to do them. I'll try taking out the page break and see what happens.
Didn't work
So it's just a fancy way of saying squared away
My grandma was a Knoll, from Germany. She pronounced the K
Nice clip from Taxi Driver. Cybill's character was a D, and Bobby's character probably was a nonvoter, but if he voted now, he would be an R. Back then Bobby's character could have been D or R.
The thing about reflexive anti-capitalist word salad is it can be applied to anything in any direction. In the quote, it is anti-capitalist to knoll; in a parallel universe (or perhaps "knolled universe"), the rigid organizational rules of knolling represent an embodiment of capitalist oppression and white supremacy.
I enjoyed the 1st 2 seasons of The Bear. I think season 3 is out now. Jamie Lee Curtis as the main character's manic depressive mother was spooky crazy good. I did not realize it was Jamie Lee until about the 3rd episode.
People who put up Navy SEAL quotes and their workspaces are engaging in stolen valor. It's like the civilian pukes who go around saying semper Fi
I love to cook. In my kitchen I have a framed sign that says "In this house cat hair is considered a condiment." Hey forewarned is forearmed, right?
So many good lines one can draw from Glengarry Glen Ross, and they are so true if you've ever been around a serious sales organization for team meetings. "Second place is a set of steak knives and third place gets fired." (Might be a paraphrasing but it conveys the intent of the original.) Anyone ever notice how excellent Baldwin is at playing assholes? Really a modern master. Thought TBH he was excellent in Hunt for Red October too.
"Though" to be honest...
The Bear is aimed at a female audience. Same with the word signs and Marie Kondo techniques (bearing in mind that these kitchens are often either visible to the public or heavily publicized). They're trying to create a female romance-novel fantasy of the tough-guy restaurant kitchen.
The comment section seems out of whack again today. Spread out, larger font, just hard to read at a glance, which I'm used to doing for years now. This could definitely use some knolling.
These little aphoristic, "inspirational" signs in restaurants and other work-places are like books on how to raise your kids. Or, really, like the myriad "self-help" books that tell people how to freakin' live life.
Jesus, people, just go to work, do your job, do your best. Is it really more complicated than that? It never was for me as I proceeded through my 40yr career without such cornball fluff guiding me. Am I a freak?
People who put up SEAL sayings are probably guilty of copyright crimes, now that the SEALS have become such a major brand.
The mocking is usually the sayings are for women just being women. A professional kitchen is a coordinated team as intense, stressed and focused as any professional sport. They use the same tools…
Sitting on a Knoll. One of two classic, Fiberglas shell chairs that we trashpicked 20 years ago.
As a chef, let me offer my two cents: "Inspirational" signs are horseshite. Kitchen staff get inspired by many things (leadership, co-workers who cover each other, no tolerance for the slackers, higher-level management that does not micromanage, affirmative criticism, appropriate pay and benefits, and more), but signs are not one of them. The only signs I would "allow" would be memes that mock servers who let food die in the pass, or the poster of Christopher W. on the walk-in door.
This post brings me joy. And I didn't have to lift a finger.
My son gave me a set of small coins with Stoic epigrams on them, meant to keep in one's pocket as reminders of sound thinking, and to give to friends in need of same. Nobody knows I have one in my pocket, it isn't on the wall. Often they sit in a pile of small change on my dresser rather than within reach during the day. But they remind me of sound thinking more often than I would have such thoughts without them around. A motto hanging on a wall is a bit much for an introvert like me. A pocket coin suffices. Often just the thought of a coin suffices.
My maternal grand-uncle, who lived near Nice until about a year before he passed, worked for Knoll International for a time. I inherited a couple things from him - a desk organizer and a "K" lapel pin.
Knoll's HQ is here in PA. I keep telling myself it would be good to go there just to see it - but we're working our way through a bunch of other places that are ahead of it on our list. Fallingwaters and the Flight 91 Memorial, in particular. We visited Huntingdon last weekend, and the Swigart Auto Museum, which is small but mighty. The original Tucker prototype is there!
Isn't "knolling" just another word for OCD?
I confess to a 8'/4' pegboard in the garage to hang tools.
I want to do something like this knolling with the stuff people have left behind from my Uber gig, and photograph it.
Elvis wouldn’t engage but I sure would
The idea is to arrange them inside a picture frame and maybe after photographing it, if it looks cool enough glue it in place to hang.
At the Logan (OH) Sasquatch Festival last weekend, there were a number of wood craftsmen-vendors, with carvings and signs...my favorite was "I Would Poop Here Again"
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