He went on a bit longer: "I spent time with Jimmy Carter, and it’s finally caught up with him. But they found a way to keep him going for a lot longer than they anticipated, because they found a breakthrough."
March 14, 2023
"[Jimmy Carter] asked me to do his eulogy – excuse me, I shouldn’t say that."
Blurted our President, Joe Biden, quoted at CNN.
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The fuck! He's not even dead yet and Biden trying to secure sympathy points.
Why doesn't Biden do his fucking job? Thousands of invaders on the border right now.
Wonder if Biden has asked anyone to deliver his eulogy. Obama?
The worst president ever, eulogizing the former worst president ever. Priceless. (At least Jimmy Carter seems like a nice guy, and not a pathological liar like Biden)
FJB said ...
But they found a way to keep him going for a lot longer than they anticipated, because they found a breakthrough."
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and FJB thought to himself [and I am beneficiary of that breakthrough too}
What could go wrong?
“… But they found a way to keep [me] going for a lot longer than they anticipated, because they found a breakthrough."
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
OMG that bumbling old fool can't even let Jimmy Carter die in peace. He's got to fuck up everything he touches.
I wouldn’t put it past this jerk to have arrogated this eulogy to himself. Sounds like he’s pushing the poor guy into the grave to make himself sound more magnanimous.
”it’s finally caught up with him. But they found a way to keep him going for a lot longer than they anticipated, because they found a breakthrough."
So they have something in common they can talk about?
Biden still can’t help but deliver the news of other people’s admiration for himself.
At this point, Fuckin' Joe and Jimmah! could do a mutual eulogy.
USA = Kingdom of the Crypt Keepers
For Carter,Mortuis nihil nisi bonum.
For Biden, Praeses periculosum est stultus
it would be funny if Carter gave ice cream joes eulogy
make it happen God
Carter asking Biden to do his eulogy makes sense. After all Joe did a bang up job with Lincoln's, FDR's and JFK's.
Jimmy Carter anecdotes replacing corn pop.
And I was round when Jesus Christ
Had His moment
of doubt and pain.
This is what voter fraud looks like!!
Have we considered the possibility that "Joe Biden" may actually be an AI Deep Fake bot?
Or that an AI Deep Fake bot would do a better job as president?
The algorithm scans all the information on all topics and comes up with a way of making everything about Joe Biden.
"Me Me Me Me Me"
Quoth Alfalfa
Biden's prefrontal lobes are shot.
I spent time with Jimmy Carter, and it’s finally caught up with him.
He's spent a lot of time with America, and it's catching up with us too.
As noted above, I also would prefer carter does Biden’s eulogy.
Did Neil Kinnock ever do an eulogy?
The sitting president always eulogizes a president who died on his watch. That's more Biden dumbness on parade.
The statement does support my theory that Carter's been dead on ice for at least a week, awaiting the next big misstep by team Biden so they can drop his passing into the news to divert from the next big negative news cycle.
One moron speaking on behalf of another.
Biden has an excuse; he's just a garden-variety mid-IQ dolt.
But Jimmy was an educated man whose brain still didn't work very well...
But is any of it true? Or is bloviating Joe Biden fantasizing again?
Hey, yeah. He can work on it those long weekends at home in Delaware. Or those layovers on the road piloting the tractor-trailer, or between semesters at his University gig. If he is not distracted by those kids rubbing his leg to see the hairs stand up.
"But they found a way to keep him going for a lot longer than they anticipated, because they found a breakthrough."
Izzat Jimmy? Or Joe? Or both?
Any list of the worst American presidents has to include both Johnsons, Carter, Buchanan, Hoover, Pierce, Nixon, Wilson, Obama, and Biden. Only two of these are Republicans.
Biden will literally say anything if he thinks it will make him look better. With his senility, the only question is whether he is lying or he has no idea what the truth is. It might be a combination at this point.
It is hard to imagine a worse choice for president, yet here we are. Okay, Kamala Harris is actually a worse choice. That does not make me feel better.
Biden is such an ass. I could see hanging out with Clinton, Bush, even Obama. But Biden is just a turd.
I intend to go piss on Joe Biden's grave some day.
Yancey - I suspect there will be a long line of people.
Will Biden Derangement Syndrome be an acceptable defense?
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