From The NY Post, keeping track of social media for you.
December 15, 2021
"'The average length may be shorter than you think!' reads the caption to the revelatory clip, which [Dr. Anthony] Youn posted Tuesday in response to another video in which a woman said..."
"... she preferred the 'average length' of 5 inches to something bigger.
'Studies show that the average length of a man’s erect junk is 5.15 inches,' explained the TikTok doc, who has over 7.3 million followers on the platform. 'But the real length is probably less than that because most men with small wieners probably wouldn’t consent to being involved in those studies.'"
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The vagina is only three and some inches long so anything more is just cervix jostling.
Cue Michael Scott...
For the same reason junk email come-ons exaggerate average length, most people would probably be happy if somebody official sounding under-stated it.
Thanks for elevating the conversation!
But the real length is probably less than that because most men with small wieners probably wouldn’t consent to being involved in those studies.'"
Those are only the guys who have participated in penis size competitions and lost, and my how many of them are there?
Switching to metric system will give men a bigger number. That's why Europeans are so cocky.
I'm going to have the URL tattooed in my crotch area.
I reckon I'll have to use Bitly.
The Chinese behind Tik Tok were unavailable for either comment or measurement.
My best friend from school days was not blessed with penile length. He also got more action with the ladies than just about anyone I've known (he was a bit above average looking and had a great personality). So the shortage didn't bother him a bit. He always said, "The big ones just get hard - the little ones get big *and* hard."
This is the ultimate click bait.
Right up to the edge of absurdity. But with a fact or 2 thrown in.
Pretty sure these "studies" are fake. This is a conspiracy that I actually do believe. I think we cannot send young men into combat thinking they have below average dick sizes so every few years they pump out a story about how everyone's dick is actually little except yours. It's a Lake Wobegon thing, every man in America needs to think his dick is above average. But do I believe that for every seven inch dick there is one 3 inch dick or two four in dicks? I do not. Someone is cooking the books.
Anyways, this is my conspiracy theory and I call us "the Girthers."
Didn't Maria Muldaur sing a song about this? "It Ain't the Meat It's the Motion" -- Yes, the lyrics are a guy singing about his girl, but it works the other way, too.
HOLIDAY SPOILER ALERT:
I, McMurray, have a 5.15 inch penis! I have spent my entire life thinking that I had a 4.15 inch penis! I was listening to Howard Stern this morning and I learnt that I have been measuring my penis incorrectly since I first measured it as an adolescent. I measure my penis every year, once a year, on Boxing Day because that’s when Mrs. McMurray‘s family leaves after a week-long stay for the holidays, giving us the chance to exchange gifts. �� Now I pray to the good Lord Jesus above every year at Christmas Eve at midnight mass, “Please Lord, let me wake up, let this year be the year that I give Mrs. McMurray a little something extra.” And yet, every year on Boxing Day I pull the tape out and... 4.15 inches! I’ve been measuring my penis wrong! My entire life! As Mrs. McMurray goes and gets her Christmas lingerie on, I lie myself in bed and I get myself good and hard. Not a little hard. Good and hard.I prop little Mac down and I lay the tape along top him so he’s pointing outwards. And then I take the tape and I press it firmly against my pubic bone, and then I lay her down on top of little Mac. And... 4.15 inches! I learnt on Stern today that you are not exposed to measure from your pubic bone to the tip of your penis on the top side. You are, in fact, exposed to measure from your balls to the tip of your penis on the underside. This, the correct mode of measurement, gives me 1 additional inch and, by clinical definition, a 100% average-sized penis at 5.15 inches!
Happy Boxing Day!
Now do bra sizes. I'm sure the Post will have something from social media on that. If not, try the Sun, page 3. IIRC.
here's a joke,
that my sister told me (when she was Director of Mechanical Engineering for a division of GM)
"Do you know why Women, can never be good engineers?"
"Because they were taught, that THIS was six inches" (while holding her fingers close together)
I think it's Funnier when told by a female Divisional Director with a Master's Degree in ME
It depends on where you measure from. It's also why I prefer to use the metrics system. The numbers are bigger.
This warning is like the one etched into the passenger’s side mirror: Objects are closer than they appear.
It’s all in the eye of the beholder.
No guy would ever think his dick was too small............."No, really honey.....THAT is 6 inches!"
Women are easily fooled......"Fuck Joe Biden"......"Let's go Brandon".
Tags: Anthony Youn, big and small, genitalia, misreadings
For a minute I wondered if "genitalia reading" was a thing now ...
Only the best fortune tellers do it right ...
I understand that Mick Jagger got very upset when one of his Rolling Stone bandmates said that Mick has "a tiny todger".
Would be good to know the median length as well to better understand how the measurements may be skewed by outliers......
Hard topic to discuss.
Is this a US average or a worldwide average? There's a lot of Asian men. Just saying.
Guess I need to get horny and have my tape measure handy! I know I'm exceptional!
Stand back, honey! I don't know how big this thing gets. - Adam
The tattoo read, “Shorty’s Bar & Grill Albuquerque New Mexico”…
The vagina is only three and some inches long so anything more is just cervix jostling.
What about diameter? Or overall volume? We're thinking too "narrowly" here. V=pi*r^2*length if I remember correctly.
I suspect most men think they are slightly above average and think women would like it just a tad bigger. I also suspect that men think women piously lie to them that theirs is the perfect size.
Those that say, "it's no the size of the wand that matters, it's the magic in the wand that matters" are just fooling themselves.
Anthony Youn should consult with Anthony Wiener who has vast experience in this area.
"The tattoo read, “Shorty’s Bar & Grill Albuquerque New Mexico”…"
What, no zip code?
Lincoln said his legs were just long enough to reach the ground. Ideally, the penis should be long enough to reach orgasm. Size matters matters most when it comes to prostates.
From Rod Stewart to Average Rod.
Gilbar started it. My otherwise vile sister in law once told me this joke, which I still find amusing.
A man who was very insecure about his small penis size wanted to find a girl so innocent that she'd think he was really normal. So for a long time he'd meet women, get to know them, get naked, and end up being laughed at for his tiny member. Then he finally met a woman who, when they got naked together, looked at him and said, "What a cute peepee you have!"
Well, he immediately proposed and on their wedding night, still thinking she was an innocent babe, he finally worked up the nerve to ask her if she really thought his penis was OK. "Oh, yes," she said. "I've seen hundreds and hundreds of cocks, but what you have is definitely a cute peepee."
Gilbar started it. My vile sister in law once told me this joke.
A man who was very insecure about his small penis size wanted to find a girl so innocent that she'd think he was really normal. So for a long time he'd meet women, get to know them, get naked, and end up being laughed at for his tiny member. Then he finally met a woman who, when they got naked together, squealed out, "What a cute peepee you have!"
Well, he immediately proposed and on their wedding night, still thinking she was an innocent babe, he finally worked up the nerve to ask her if she really thought his penis was OK. "Oh, yes," she said. "I've seen hundreds and hundreds of cocks, but what you have is definitely a cute peepee."
OK, no one here knows me, but if you're afraid of frank talk or TMI, move on.
I was genetically gifted with huge size in this area; 10.5 to 11 erect inches with large girth. Non-erect, it is clearly large but not greatly noticeable in the sports locker room. I'm 68 YOA and have never experienced ED in my life. I take no pride nor shame in my size, I didn't earn it or choose it, it's just a fact. My lack of ED is a far more important gift that my size.
I can tell you that roughly 33% of women love my size, 33% find it uncomfortable, and 33% don't really care. It is incumbent upon me to exercise great patience and sensitivity and let my partner control how insertion and thrusting occur.
I do know that it is greatly valued in gay culture.
I could talk about this subject for hours but there are very few who can share similar experiences. My sex life was nil in high school and even beyond for purely social reasons, that although I was tall and considered good looking, I fought a horrible speech impediment which was very socially limiting. (Although it still exists, I've overcome it to the point that I was able to make a living as an attorney). I didn't even realize I was the recipient of large genitalia until I was in my 20s. And then it's not the sort of thing you can "put out there", so to speak; the Ick factor for women is very real and men sometimes are disbelieving or even mildly resentful.
I realized later in life that yes, some women did talk about it to their friends, and that in fact some unexpected trysts did occur because of it, but not nearly as many as you may imagine.
So I must have had a great sex life? I've enjoyed it and had my share, but bedding women has little to do with my size, and far more with personality and other factors.
When I pulled my pants down, she pointed and laughed "Who do you think you're going to satisfy with that little thing?"
"Me!" I replied.
Rehajm:
exposed to measure- lol
They have penis size competitions???!
Difference is that Democrats are bigger dicks.
I can tell you that roughly 33% of women love my size, 33% find it uncomfortable, and 33% don't really care. It is incumbent upon me to exercise great patience and sensitivity and let my partner control how insertion and thrusting occur.
A friend of mine described it as, "insufficient," "sufficient," and "Dear God Get That Thing Away From Me."
OK, bad joke coming, A guy sees some guy in the gym with the tattoo "WENDY" on his dick. First guy says, "that's nice, your girlfriend must really appreciate that." Other guy responds, "Oh, no, when it's erect it says, 'Welcome to Jamaica, Have a Nice Day."
'I was genetically gifted with huge size in this area...'
Of course your name is Wilbur : )
For all the feminists, a post is needed about how small tight pussies are much more desirable than sloppy loose floppy ones. Once I was skiing in Squaw Valley and a cute girl walked in front of everyone else and got on the lift. My Friend loudly said "If they didn't have pussies, they would put a bounty on their heads and shoot them like coyotes."
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