July 20, 2020

What an awful change! So fake... and permanently smirking. She already had a problem of laughing too much.

100 comments:

Jersey Fled said...

Eyelids look fake too.

Wierd looking.

n.n said...

"Almost anyone, with a little exaggeration, would make a good comic character."

Lucid-Ideas said...

It doesn't matter if everyone else believes it so long as only women do. It's just like that naked chick in Portland. If women deep down believe that their only power resides in the beauty of their bodies or the beauty of their face, than Kamala's nip-and-tuck or that chick's hairy bush are truly all that matter. If that's what they regard as serious, than by all means let's take it seriously. And taking it seriously we have every right to be seriously grossed out by it.

MeatPopscicle1234 said...

looks like one of those bad AI face generators...

GingerBeer said...

Her cosmetic surgeon's way of endorsing Stacey Abrams.

Joe Smith said...

Lots of conspiracy theories, but I think it is her. She has a weird space in her bottom teeth that's the same.

It looks like she had forehead Botox. She aways frowned before and her eyebrows were low. Now she can't move her forehead and her eyebrows are always up.

Birkel said...

She was never attractive, despite what Dave Begley claimed.

At best she was Washington, DC "pretty".

robother said...

Cheekbones look higher--tryng to steal some of that Elizabeth Warren Cherokee juju.

Automatic_Wing said...

She's just gotta break in her new face. It's like buying a new baseball mitt.

daskol said...

She used Jack Napier's surgeon: it's a look.

Drago said...

Is it any worse than the work Biden has had done on himself?

BarrySanders20 said...

Vote for Kamala, an authentic woman of color.

What color is she?

Plastic.

rhhardin said...

Scott Adams says she'll look better in 3 weeks. Facelift recovery time.

madAsHell said...

Wasn't this a Twilight Zone episode?? Why!! Yes, it was!!

Sprezzatura said...

Althouse is late to this. It’s been all over Twitter of a while. Anywho:

1) In video it’s fine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk3dE9oi-YA

2) This stuff always settles out. In certain circles, gals are always doing stuff. Even quite young gals. So you learn how these things go re the different types of stuff that folks are doing.

Bob Boyd said...

Yikes!
What was wrong with her face before? I thought she

clinkmd said...

I showed this to a plastic surgeon I work with. His comment: “Her surgeon must be a Republican.”

gadfly said...

Perhaps Maya Rudolph slipped into her SNL impersonation.

Arashi said...

So bad plastic surgery, plus skin 'lightening... And we are supposed to beleive that this is a serious person, ready to do serious things as Bidens VP, for the American people as a whole?

I am really ready for this Twilight Zone episode to be over.

Oh - and never, ever go to the same person the Nancy Pelosi goes to for cosemtic enhancements.

wendybar said...

Starting to look like Nancy P. Joker face is pretty popular in California.

tcrosse said...

Cher could sue for copyright infringement.

Bob Boyd said...

Yikes!
What was wrong with her face before? I thought she was attractive...evil and corrupt, but attractive.
Is it just me or does she look a little...well...masculine?

Rob said...

Sweet Jesus, she must have hired Renee Zellweger's plastic surgeon. For that lack of judgment alone, she should be disqualified from being vice president.

madAsHell said...

Why am I getting an Emily Litella vibe?

JaimeRoberto said...

I can't stand Harris's politics but thought she was a pretty good looking woman. Not sure why she would mess with the one thing she had going for her.

Iman said...

The Joker in Waiting!

rehajm said...

If you don't like this one there's plenty of other loonie black ladies in the riot torn leftie cities to choose from...

paminwi said...

Eyelid lift.
Something injected into her cheeks.
Mouth looks awful.
Guess wanting to be VP makes you go off the deep end.
(I think she asked Nancy who her plastic surgeon is!)
If this is the kind of decision she makes under stress-not VP material!

Kevin said...

Never stops smiling?

Just like The Joker.

chuck said...

Scott Adams says he was told that the look will improve after the immediate effects of surgery go away. That said, I liked the original, OTOH, this may make her a better match for "plugs" Biden.

tim in vermont said...

Tell me this is a hoax. Kamala Harris had one thing going for her, that she was hawt. Never throw in a full house in hopes of a straight flush.

Howard said...

She thinks Joe goes for the eager beaver.

Kevin said...

“If you know you've extensively altered your appearance and know you're a black Democrat woman, you need not fear getting questioned about it in a million media interviews."

― Sun Tzu, The Art of War, 2020 Election Edition

Gaius Gracchus said...

Send in the clown....

Bilwick said...

I think the Comprachios got her. (See Victor Hugo's THE MAN WHO LAUGHS.)

Ingachuck'stoothlessARM said...

the face of liberal hypocrisy

Kamala Kameleon gets special elective surgery

...while others had to go without basic life-saving procedures?

Howard said...

Blogger Lucid-Ideas said...yadda yadda yadda...or that chick's hairy bush

Redundant

Ralph L said...

It'll be fine by 2024.

traditionalguy said...

Maybe it’s Willie Brown’s artificial sex doll made to look like good old Kammie. If not the VP debates will Have to be cancelled too.

n.n said...

while others had to go without basic life-saving procedures?

Not even medical support for an essential service, to reduce collateral damage during reproductive rites.

Original Mike said...

I have a hard time taking someone who would do that seriously.

Wince said...

Always thought Harris had a face for an Anacin commercial.

Vonnegan said...

Now they match, right down the eyes not opening properly: https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1285334945355964418/pu/vid/720x406/kqRLGcBKJEpgXQla.mp4?tag=10&fbclid=IwAR2WSLTrY9NHVsDIDjJOzfhggYSbb2Aiv7TtMSlCpMAPeALkIh2grSVEVaA

LA_Bob said...

Assuming she really did just have plastic surgery:

In addition to what Ingachuck'stoothlessARM said, How could she be so stupid as to have it done during an election season in which she is under consideration for a significant position on the ticket?

If beauty is only skin deep, then Harris has to be one of the shallowest politicians ever.

Ingachuck'stoothlessARM said...

speaking of suspicious faces...
the face of the Jersey Federal Judge Shooter?

Joe Smith said...

@tim in vermont

"Kamala Harris had one thing going for her, that she was hawt."

I'll have what he's smoking : )

Browndog said...

High as fuck.

Stoned out of her mind during a debate and no one had the guts to mention it.

MikeD said...

Automatic_wing said " It's like buying a new baseball mitt". Does that mean we get to endlessly hit her in the face with baseballs? That's how we broke in our new mitts in the 40's/50's.

NorthOfTheOneOhOne said...

Looks like she went to one of those parties is South Florida where the local psychic voodoo lady/esthetician does Bondo injections!

zipity said...


Perhaps she is auditioning for an appearance on "Botched"....?

LordSomber said...

She also had her sclera removed, which is the creepiest part.

n.n said...

I thought we couldn't, shouldn't, wouldn't take gay liberties with people's looks. Did Harris convert?

Budge Hinman said...

When a man gets a facelift, he looks like an old woman. When a woman gets a facelift, she looks like an old man. Why is that?

I'm Not Sure said...

"And we are supposed to beleive that this is a serious person, ready to do serious things as Bidens VP, for the American people as a whole?"

Originally read this as...

"ready to do serious things as Bidens VP, for the American people as a whore?"

I have no idea what might have put that thought in my head.

Iman said...

Tell me this is a hoax. Kamala Harris had one thing going for her, that she was hawt.

Wow... you need to get out of Vermont more often, your taste is in your ass.

Iman said...

KamalaToe.

PluralThumb said...

I can take the blame for calling Miss Harris a Drag Queen. But I was unaware Professor Althouse has skill in journalism such as National Inquirer or Star. Figured if twitter was tested, why not TMZ type style to broaden the spectrum or return to Professor's solid format, that is key. That's Inga's lost Japanese sister, Inga's other sister starred in X-Men as Mystique

gspencer said...

Looks like Botched has enough material for a few episodes.

WisRich said...

My theory is she needed a few more weeks of recovery for some kind of cosmetic procedure but was forced on tv due to death of John Lewis. Bad timing.

Bob Smith said...

Legs Up.

Tommy Duncan said...

I think they cut along the hairline at the top of the forehead and pull upward which removes some wrinkles but also raises the eyebrows (like Nancy Pelosi). Then they cut along the hairline at the sides of the face and pull toward the ears, which apparently affects shape of the eyes and causes a forced smile.

I agree that she needed to break in her new saddle before riding in public. She went from a soft look to a scary hard look.

Tim said...

I was looking forward to her book on how blowjobs it took to get elected to office.

Rabel said...

Could she be part of a massive, unnecessary science experiment?

rightguy said...

She's a superfreak, superfreak, superfreak, yeah!

madAsHell said...

KamalaToe

....and I would kiss a camel toe!!

madAsHell said...

Is it just me or does she look a little...well...masculine?

She's either transitioning, or appealing to some un-discovered demographic!!

Yancey Ward said...

That is what you get for taking plastic surgery advice from Joe Biden.

Birkel said...

OT:
This is what the Leftists support:

https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2020/07/shocking-leftist-violence-in-denver.php

rightguy said...

It looks like botox to the forehead and above upper lip. And some collagen injections of the cheeks. Maybe some skin lightening. Total hack work if you ask me. Looks weird.

iowan2 said...

tim in vermont said

Never throw in a full house in hopes of a straight flush.
e what
That's guy thinking. Risk benefit analysis.

Not sure what the female equation looks like.

Gk1 said...

Reminds me of the biopic of Liberace that Michael did for HBO "Behind the Candelabra" and shows Liberace sleeping with his eyes wide open after plastic surgery, because the skin had been pulled back so taught. His eyes wouldn't close naturally.

This is off season surgery like when some athlete does this with knee or rotator cuff surgery so this must mean she's out of the running for VP. Which is smart because slow Joe's campaign isn't going anywhere this year and we may be able to accept her new face by 2024.

n.n said...

When a woman gets a facelift, she looks like an old man. Why is that?

Solidarity.

Static Ping said...

I find WisRich's theory to be plausible.

stevew said...

Did she have work done or is that the result of coaching?

Lexington Green said...

Hahaha awesome.

Gag-making.

She looks like a FREAK.

VERY California.



Freeman Hunt said...

Doesn't look like Botox. Botox gives people the sag-in-the-middle Romulan look.

Rt41Rebel said...

I have a certain feeling of schadenfreude for those that mutilate themselves for the sake of their own vanity. And yes, that applies to transgenders as well.

chickelit said...

She's got that Chris Wallace smirk now.

LA_Bob said...

paminwi said, "Guess wanting to be VP makes you go off the deep end."

No. Wanting to be President makes you go off the deep end. A vote for Biden is really a vote for his running mate who is very likely to become president before 2024.

Temujin said...

Jeez, she turned herself into Earnestine the Operator. Lily Tomlin would be proud. Earnestine and Cher

One of the keys you look at for Leader of the Free World is judgement. Kamala no got. Biden don't remember.

Bunkypotatohead said...

A butt lift would have been a better use of the money.

Gk1 said...

"A vote for Biden is really a vote for his running mate who is very likely to become president before 2024."

That's why it is so surreal that the rumored crop of B- minority hires is being considered. Here is an excerpt of a Politico article from 2016

"When Democratic National Committee Chairman Robert Hannegan and his wife visited the White House in June 1944, they were so appalled by the president’s health that the couple spent anguished hours in conversation about it. As the convention drew closer, the Democratic power brokers knew what the public did not: in selecting Roosevelt’s running mate, they were almost certainly choosing the next president of the United States."

https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/07/veepstakes-history-vice-president-fdr-roosevelt-harry-truman-henry-wallace-james-byrnes-1944-democratic-convention-214012

NorthOfTheOneOhOne said...

Tommy Duncan said...

I think they cut along the hairline at the top of the forehead and pull upward which removes some wrinkles but also raises the eyebrows (like Nancy Pelosi). Then they cut along the hairline at the sides of the face and pull toward the ears, which apparently affects shape of the eyes and causes a forced smile.

Joan Rivers once said that if she had one more face lift she'd wind up with a goatee.

walter said...

Par for the course in Sitter's circles..

Ken B said...

I saw speculation it’s swelling from the surgery and in a few days she will look fine.

DeepRunner said...

Ghoulish. Ghastly. Eesh, if she isn't the pick and it IS plastic surgery, she just invested a whole buncha money for no reason. But then, Kamala has had no problems doing what it takes to get the...uh...job done.

TheThinMan said...

These people that you mentioned (Pelosi, Kerry & Kamala), yes I know them, they’re quite lame. I had to rearrange their faces and give them all another name.

NCMoss said...

On the positive side, it does improve her bored sleepy look.

Clyde said...

Anyone who would want to smile at all during a Biden presidency (God forbid!) would have to get the Kamala surgery. Of course, there would be literally nothing to smile about as our civilization came crashing down.

MD Greene said...

Two mistakes here:

-- Not getting the surgery at least one full year before announcing her presidential run. Doing it this late made it easy for a snide creep to make a before-after comparison within a 10-day period during a political campaign. Slow Joe could have told her that.

-- Not asking Nancy Pelosi for a referral to a top cosmetic surgeon.

Is it possible nothing was done? I've been going through family photographs and trying to decide which ones are worth saving. Any number of factors -- lighting, timing, shooting from an odd angle or while a person is talking -- can make a reasonably attractive individual (and all my relatives are flat-out gorgeous, BTW) look really, really weird.

Fernandinande said...

permanently smirking

Permanently for 8 seconds. It sounds like Harris "entered your nervous system" the same way Tati Westbrook did, but it only took Tati 3 seconds to work her magic.

Left Bank of the Charles said...

Or, Kamala Harris was being broadcast via a slower internet speed with a lower rate of image resolution. Certain types of digital filtering also have that effect.

henge2243 said...

Birkel, "At best she was Washington, DC 'pretty'."

Willie Brown, "she sure could suck a dick though."

Dude1394 said...

Certainly got an eye lift.

SweatBee said...

It looks like she did something to take care of the skin flap she had on that one eye (which sometimes is done for non-cosmetic reasons: it can eventually interfere with one's vision) and either something went wrong OR she got talked into doing more OR she just hasn't completed the recovery period yet.

Drago said...

Left Bank of the Charles: "Or, Kamala Harris was being broadcast via a slower internet speed with a lower rate of image resolution. Certain types of digital filtering also have that effect."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

You are seriously approaching the steve uhr/r/v/victoria level of moronic posting.

Andrew said...

Ann,
She did nothing to her damn face! It was photoshopped by MAGA trolls. She did a tv interview today. No change! Nothing!

Im surprised you fell for this.

Andrew said...

Ann,
She did nothing to her damn face! It was photoshopped by MAGA trolls. She did a tv interview today. No change! Nothing!

Im surprised you fell for this.

Ann Althouse said...

We saw the interview live and were commenting on the face. I just encountered this juxtaposition later.

Sprezzatura said...

“We saw the interview live and were commenting on the face”

And, that’s where this shoulda ended.

Making a post re what is the right kind of smile-face or whatev is KDS.

BTW, are there already posts re ‘legs up Kamala’ or such? If not, don’t do that either. Save that stuff for your home which is obviously full of love, i.e. not at all into griping and grievance. Duh.