May 6, 2020

No intercourse whatsoever!

86 comments:

Unknown said...

He gets H1N1 confused with Ebola..."It was kept in Africa."

A pitiful performance. On many levels.

Roughcoat said...

I can't wait to see the comments this generates.

rwnutjob said...

Not only will I win the popular vote, I' win the ejaculatory vote

JML said...

Screw Joe Biden.

roesch/voltaire said...
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JPS said...

“The pandemic is that...”?

Could he just please tell us what he thinks we should do, other than Test More and Listen to the Experts?

gilbar said...

I'd like to make a modest proposal
Could the Democrats, keep Jo Biden; as their nominee.... FOREVER

Brian said...

Democrats! Please don't make me vote for Joe Biden, Please don't make me vote for Joe Biden.

And they won't. Hillary is waiting for her close-up. She's going to be bigger than peanut butter.

Bob Boyd said...

Joe put his finger on it.

Mike (MJB Wolf) said...

Super Gaff-a-matic Joe has almost 180 days to go (assuming he is the nominee) during which we will get at least one statement per day that makes you go “Huh?” Yet George Will just wrote a long fantasy piece in WaPo about how CCP-parroting Joey is THE MAN to take on China, perfectly positioned against Trump, whom will inexplicably sees as weak on foreign policy for “falling in love with Kim” and (get this) “siding with Putin” in disputing the 2017 Intelligence Assessment. Yes George is still buying what Brennan was selling, even though we now know the CIA et al actually reported Russia was very keen to help Hillary “Reset” Clinton and it was Brennan who single-handedly changed “the assessment” in order to smear Trump.

Will is really behind the curve!

Fernandinande said...

Poor guy. It's mind boggling that he's a serious candidate for US President.

BADuBois said...

And this may be the point were future historians say the #MeToo movement died.

A prominent feminist says she believes Tara Reade, and will vote for Biden anyway.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/06/opinion/tara-reade-joe-biden-vote.html?action=click&module=Opinion&pgtype=Homepage

J. Farmer said...

Biden made a Freudian prick.

Howard said...

He has all the requisite qualifications to have his finger on the button.

MadisonMan said...

Who the heck talks like that? Could Biden be more out of touch?

JML said...

“She's going to be bigger than peanut butter.“

Extra crunchy peanut butter at that.

wendybar said...

How many times has he put intercourse into his sentences lately?? First I heard of an economic intercourse and now this?? Me thinks Joe has intercourse on his mind!!!

Bay Area Guy said...

Commerce, intercouse, what's the difference, Man! This President don't have none of this stuff, Man! And, I'm stuck in video bunker hell, with no access to womenly hair to sniff. C'mon, Jack - you'd hate all this malarkey, too!

roesch/voltaire said...

I think Andrew Coumo may slip in between these awful slips Biden keeps making, and I and other won’t mind voting for an intelligent and sound leader as opposed to the narcissists and mad night tweeter we are stuck with now.

Todd said...

OMG!

Sorry but if this had been a Trump, or Palin, or [hell] any prominent Republican, it would be 24/7 headline news for the next week. Instead it will be memory-holed with the rest of "Those Darn Democrats!".

Levi Starks said...

Virginia is for lovers, but PA. Has Intercourse.

rhhardin said...

Warnicke's aphasia. Probably minor stroke damage.

Oso Negro said...

I am guessing it won't be long before he blurts out some blatantly sexual comment at a public function that even the ass-lickers of the Democrat press cannot hide.

rhhardin said...

The devastaging thing is comparison with older interviews with Biden where he's a completely different guy, able to put thoughts together easily. Not great thoughts but you can recognize it as functional.

stevew said...

Come on man! He's just effing with you all! Tara Reade, Chris Dodd, Intercourse. Biden 5-dementia chess!

DavidUW said...

1) Joe was, at best, of average intelligence. And I mean purely average, not, "average for a college grad." In a different world, he'd be a shift manager at a local WalMart after 30 years working there.

2) Brain surgery for aneurysms didn't help.

3) Clearly demented and as everyone knows, dementia doesn't spontaneously resolve. I mean, I keep waiting for the oil leak on my car to spontaneously resolve, but it turns out, it only gets worse.

h said...

You're the pandemic!! No I'm not: You're the pandemic!!

Wince said...

“The pandemic is that this President has no intercourse whatsoever with the rest of the world.”

Stangely, Biden is also criticizing Trump for cock-blocking "sexual congress".

Milo Minderbinder said...

Democrats has such a low bar to clear for 2020 after the 2016 election. Instead we get a senile, corrupt pervert and a senile, inept communist.

Roughcoat said...

Not bad, people. But keep at it. Up your game.

Chris N said...

You know curbs? They didn’t used to have ‘em. It was the coal towns like mine where’d you’d play stickball until midnight and no one ever got hurt.

Pull that lever for Joe! With Chris Dodd, Ted Kennedy and Barney Frank, I passed the Good Time Gal laws which require all towns to give out vouchers to oppressed and poverty stricken shadow workers. I just got a letter from Chesty LaRue, a working woman from Waukegan. Because of our hard work in the Senate, she can close up the cathouse early and get a voucher to get a bus downtown before those polls close.

Mark O said...

Th-th-that's all, folks!

Dave Begley said...

China Joe is fucked and he doesn't even know it.

JML said...

Waiting for Laslo. He can have intercourse real well with a clip like this.

chuck said...

I and other won’t mind voting for an intelligent and sound leader

You want to vote for "Killer" Cuomo?

Leland said...

Democrats really do want us to bend over and just take it.

Bushman of the Kohlrabi said...

The scariest part is that his handlers determined this was the “good” take.

Matt Sablan said...

"I think Andrew Coumo may slip in between these awful slips Biden keeps making, and I and other won’t mind voting for an intelligent and sound leader as opposed to the narcissists and mad night tweeter we are stuck with now."

-- When the Democrats choices are "Credibly Accused" Biden and "Guy who literally sent corona patients back to nursing homes" Cuomo, you kind of wonder if maybe Trump really can win a second term.

gerry said...

“The pandemic is that this President has no intercourse whatsoever with the rest of the world.”

And, apparently, Joe Biden has had intercourse with the rest of the world.

Lurker21 said...


Is this the third time he said "intercourse"?

Does that mean he has to buy us all Cokes or something?

Known Unknown said...

Had New York overall handled Covid-19 better, I would agree on Cuomo. However, some of his choices will come back to haunt him. Also, stylistically he may be more brutal to listen to than Trump.

Skeptical Voter said...

Pitiful. Period. Pervert. Pawer. They all go into the word salad that describes Joe.

DanTheMan said...

>>Biden made a Freudian prick.

Thread winner.

h said...

Bushman says: "The scariest part is that his handlers determined this was the “good” take." I was thinking along the same lines, trying to imagine a meeting of the Biden campaign leadership, where people pat each other on the back: "Wow he really knocked that one out of the park." "Oh, yeah, good work." "Let's keep up a steady drumbeat of "the pandemic is...."" "Yeah, like, the pandemic is low test scores for minorities." "Or the pandemic is high student loan balances." "And another steady drum beat of "Trump has no intercourse"." "Yes, fantastic -- Trump has no intercourse with Russia!" "Well, let's work on this a little more."

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John Borell said...

We kept it in Africa where that shit belongs...no...I mean...who am I.

And no, I didn't have sex with that woman, Monica Reade, I mean, Bill Clinton didn't digitally penetrate...a cigar...with a cigar...Tara Lewinski...Monica...you know what I mean.

Kevin said...

Better than Trump has turned into a higher bar than the Democrats can clear.

DarkHelmet said...

Listen you dog-faced pony soldier, if we wanted intercourse with the world we would just bring back Bill Clinton.

bagoh20 said...

When your TDS is so bad that you would vote for the one politician in the entire world whose leadership has lead to more deaths from Covid than any other, then you need to seek professional help. Cuomo is definitely a leader - in killing his people, but that's nowhere near as bad as sending out tweets you don't like.

bagoh20 said...

If Biden keeps writing campaign ads for Trump, Trump should send him a check.

deepelemblues said...

Is this another case of Joe criticizing the travel bans on China and Europe? Who are countries talking to when they ask the US for those ventilators we ended up not needing?

Yancey Ward said...

rhhardin is correct- go back and look at interviews with Biden from the 2012 election- a completely different man intellectually. I watched the entire interview from which this was excerpted- the rest of it was just as incoherent.

It is astonishing that this man is the presumptive nominee to be president. This someone you couldn't leave in the house alone for even a single day.

Michael said...

Maybe Joe Biden does have superpowers. This may have rendered even Trump speechless!

bagoh20 said...

I bet his handlers have Biden wearing an ankle monitor to keep him from wandering into traffic.

rcocean said...

Joe is the man. Can't wait for President Joe Biden, and his VP - who will be the REAL President.

rcocean said...

I'm hoping Biden walks a fine line, just weird/senile enough to catch flak, but not bad enough for the DNC to pull the plug and get someone better.

We've never had a Presidential Candidate drop out before November and be replaced. But then the D's and R's have never nominated a 78 y/o before. FDR was obviously unfit to be elected in 1944, but it was hidden from the american public, and the D establishment forced him to drop Henry Wallace as VP. Incredibly, FDR's 2nd choice -after Truman - was William O. Douglas. FDR was one of our worst Presidents.

PM said...

Avenatti slaps forehead in the yard.

Francisco D said...

Howard said... He has all the requisite qualifications to have his finger on the button.

Yes. He has a finger, Howard.

Where has that finger been? Does he sniff it once in a while?

- asking for Tara Reade

Michael said...

Biden will be like Charlton Heston in El Cid: tied to his horse, stone dead in his armor, led out through the gates of Valencia to put the Moors to rout. Of course, that never really happened (either).

Francisco D said...

Blogger rcocean said... I'm hoping Biden walks a fine line, just weird/senile enough to catch flak, but not bad enough for the DNC to pull the plug and get someone better.

I am coming around to the idea of Hillary as his running mate. She will take up all the oxygen in the room and he can go back to bed.

J. Farmer said...

@Kevin:

Better than Trump has turned into a higher bar than the Democrats can clear.

Reminds me of the '96 election. Republicans despised Bill Clinton and were eager to defeat him. And they elected Bob Dole. He was 73 at the time and incessantly framed as a frail, gaffe-prone old fool. This was before Brokaw invented the "greatest generation."

n.n said...

Freudian slip.

Can Of Cheese for Hunter said...

Trump needs to have sex with the world to prove he loves us.

Bill did not have sex ... with.... that..... woman.

tcrosse said...

Howard said... He has all the requisite qualifications to have his finger on the button.

His finger might not be the greatest thing, but it's right up in there.

Martin said...

Wow, he can't even deliver a scripted one-liner without showing signs of dementia. Country or world, which is it?

"Houston, we have a problem."

rhhardin said...

Good words to know

conversation n. 3. sexual intercourse

Howard said...

Biden has done an outstanding job mastering the modern digital age.

Tomcc said...

I understand the DNC has put out a call for a ventriloquist.

Not Sure said...

Joe's not worried about cognitive decline, but he's terrified of arthritis.

Kevin said...

Reminds me of the '96 election. Republicans despised Bill Clinton and were eager to defeat him. And they elected Bob Dole. He was 73 at the time and incessantly framed as a frail, gaffe-prone old fool. This was before Brokaw invented the "greatest generation."

Yes, people fell for the idea that to put a man of character up against Clinton was to defeat him.

To quote Louis Tully: "Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

Michael K said...

Reminds me of the '96 election. Republicans despised Bill Clinton and were eager to defeat him. And they elected Bob Dole. He was 73 at the time and incessantly framed as a frail, gaffe-prone old fool. This was before Brokaw invented the "greatest generation."

A lot of people despised Clinton as a man but thought he was a skilled politician who was not going to lose while the economy was going good.

It was just Dole's turn, like McCain in 2008. Dole just went through the motions as he also knew he had no chance.

walter said...

wendybar said...Me thinks Joe has intercourse on his mind!!!
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But he just can't put his fingers in why.

Mild Bill said...

I see what Howard is trying to do there. Good job for once!

hstad said...

Biden says Trump has "...no intercourse whatsoever with the rest of the world...” Ok, but the MSM keeps pushing the political hit that POTUS is telling the rest of the World "...to go f*ck themselves..." USA first. Is Biden a real idiot or has he just stayed at a "Holiday Inn Express"?

JaimeRoberto said...

His first wife was Moravian. His third is Slovenian. He's probably had intercourse with much of the rest of the world as well.

dbp said...

Democrats: Biden is the Chauncey Gardener this country needs.

Todd said...

dbp said...

Democrats: Biden is the Chauncey Gardener this country needs.

5/6/20, 2:56 PM


Except, based on the stories, videos, and photos, Biden does NOT like to watch...

Ralph L said...

Dole just went through the motions as he also knew he had no chance.

He did give up his safe Senate seat. BO, Kerry, Hillary, and McCain didn't.

Kevin said...

It was just Dole's turn, like McCain in 2008. Dole just went through the motions as he also knew he had no chance.

The Dems ran a war hero in 2004 thinking that was the ticket.

Conservatives were to honor his service, while Liberals were to honor his attacks on his comrades after he returned.

It didn't work out for them either.

madAsHell said...

Which came first the commerce, or the intercourse??

Ingachuck'stoothlessARM said...

due to the (intercourse!) rape allegations

...his telltale heart is beating (intercourse!!) louder

Joe as Fraser

Joe doesnt want to have intercourse with the world--

...he just wants to watch Chyna fuck us over

rehajm said...

There's a Joe six-pack joke in there somewhere...

bagoh20 said...

"Which came first the commerce, or the intercourse??"

It used to be dinner and a movie came first, so commerce, but if you just grab a sniff of hair and slip your finger in, it's like buying wholesale.

MaxedOutMama said...

Biden TRULY seems somewhat senile.

How can this be happening? How can the Dems nominate someone who behaves with such confusion in public, so often?

However, as to the statement itself, I believe I would nod sagely and reply that Melania told Donnie that he'd better keep his pants zipped, and that Donald is complying. Otherwise he gets one of those high heels to the scrotum.

bonkti said...

The original video has been dropped in the memory hole. Searches at Youtube and MSNBC turn up a video segment that ends abruptly at 7:26 ET, while the Tweeted clip has a stamp of 7:31. The Youtube clip is labeled "Full Interview".

daskol said...

know, v, 3. archaic : to have sexual intercourse with