January 7, 2020

"[H]e cupped his hands around the vessel, lifted it to his lips, tilted his head back, and let the red pearl slide into his mouth."

"He instructed me to do the same. What followed was an explosion of light and water that I would later learn was cream cheese. Under my feet, a distant galaxy swirled. Were those stars? As they floated closer, the specks turned out to be broken forks, glasses, and plates. With my pixelated hands, I batted a broken wineglass into the darkest reaches of the universe. Soon, another pearl appeared, emitting a kind of radioactive glow. I dawdled around the starlight a bit more, then tilted the pearl into my mouth. I could feel needles poking and prodding my taste buds and what felt like a crisp pea rolling around, decimating everything in its path like a boulder down a hill. I’ll never know what the actual food I ate looked like, but within Casalegno’s VR world, the orbs are meant to mimic the sensation of eating the ingredients...."

From "What It’s Really Like to Eat a VR Dinner" (NY Magazine).

9 comments:

traditionalguy said...

Boredom has met its match.

The Bergall said...

Wait till he poop's it out........................./s

Yancey Ward said...

I was confused- were they actually ingesting a real food item while in the VR?

Yancey Ward said...

That guacamole of starlight.....that was baby shit.

Rob said...

Sweet Jesus, wait till they do a VR version of "Cats." Judi Dench dining out on her asshole will scar a generation of potheads.

FullMoon said...

Fucking weird coincidence , that is same way neighbor described my chilli.

Spiros said...

Can you use virtual reality to lose weight? Imagine you're in a room full of enticing barbecue aromas. You have a VR headset strapped on and you think you're eating steak. But the reality is is that you're consuming a low-calorie, eco-friendly, substitute made from vegetables. People have been talking about this stuff for ages. I wonder if it's happening somewhere, in some fat camp or something...

Hunter said...

Reminds me of how people have sex in the Demolition Man future.

Bob's Grandson said...

Reading the quote, I immediately flashed on: Eric Burdon & War - Spill The Wine.