December 2, 2019

Lisa Page talks like Trump.



That's the way things look at The Daily Beast.
For the nearly two years since her name first made the papers, she’s been publicly silent (she did have a closed-door interview with House members in July 2018). I asked her why she was willing to talk now. “Honestly, his demeaning fake orgasm was really the straw that broke the camel’s back,” she says. The president called out her name as he acted out an orgasm in front of thousands of people at a Minneapolis rally on Oct. 11, 2019.
Yes, it was that fake orgasm! That was the last straw! Did he really do that? I had to track down the video myself. Here (I think the "orgasm" is between 1:20 and 1:32):



Anyway, it was the headline that got me. Page is talking like Trump. I did nothing! No crime! But the "orgasm" motivation icing on the cake.

ADDED: Big Streisand effect on that fake orgasm. I had forgotten it, and now I'm watching it over and over and laughing a lot. Maybe Page thinks she can get women stirred up on her behalf, because the fake orgasm was "demeaning." But Trump was imitating Strzok, the man, so let's just see if the men of America take umbrage that Trump did a comical male orgasm.

117 comments:

rhhardin said...

The action is in the foreplay. Orgasm is just an ending of action.

BADuBois said...

Just trying to get ahead of a damning DoJ report, Wilbur...

Meade said...

“Page is talking like Trump.”

The orgasm was perfect. It was a perfect orgasm. No collusion. Total exoneration.

Bob Boyd said...

If that's what an orgasm is like for Lisa, she needs to find another Peter.

BleachBit-and-Hammers said...

Ahem. Poor democratic female victim. Does Page need a media tongue bath and a lucrative book deal?

J. Farmer said...

Ehh. Still prefer Meg Ryan’s.

Char Char Binks said...

She knows a real fake orgasm when she she sees it.

Francisco D said...

But Trump was imitating Strzok, the man, so let's just see if the men of America take umbrage that Trump did a comical male orgasm.

That was a pathetic orgasm. It demeaned to Strzok the arrogant lefty beta male.

Trump obviously misused his office to insult people. For that High Crime, he must be impeached.

henry said...

Fake orgasm. Fake 302 edits.

One of these is a threat to the rule of law and Constitution.

Ms Page may have done both, but certainly the latter per past IG reports.

BleachBit-and-Hammers said...

I think it might be illegal to mock leftwing former FBI agents who tweet and fuck.. and work to take down a president they don't like.

IMPEACH!

The Crack Emcee said...

A married woman, having an affair with a married man, at work (which crosses professional boundaries) and - even after it warps her judgement and all cacades into the public domain, disrupting, literally, the operation of the entire world - she can still look in the mirror, and then at all of us, and sincerely say she thinks she did "nothing wrong".

Wow.

We can't fathom the depths of the narcissism epidemic, yet, but we're starting to see how far down it goes, anyway.

tim maguire said...

I'm not seeing a fake orgasm there. Does Lisa Page know what an orgasm is? Is she inadvertently telling us something about Strzok?

Meade said...

Peter Stroked.

BleachBit-and-Hammers said...

Sex with Peter Strozk.

YUCK FACTOR/ code red.

tim maguire said...

let's just see if the men of America take umbrage that Trump did a comical male orgasm

No. The only man who might be offended by this is Strzok. Men don't take umbrage on behalf of the gender like that.

YoungHegelian said...

'Cause nothing says "victim" like banging two married men at the office, especially when that "office" happens to be the FBI.

These people really have no consciences. Like, none. Nada. Zilch.

Temujin said...

Lisa: "I'll take 'Common Phrases often misused' for $1000, Alex."

Alex: "What is the straw that broke the camel's back."

Lisa: "Ah...What is Trump making the sound of a fake orgasm."

Alex: "Oh...no, sorry Lisa. The correct answer is 'What is using your position in the FBI to pair with a secret cabal in the FBI and CIA to create a silent back-door coup to remove a properly and legally elected President of the US because he's not the one you voted for.' So sorry Lisa. Here's US Attorney John Durham to tell you what you've won.

chickelit said...

I dunno, I think that what Page and her vowel-challenged paramour did was pretty demeaning -- "demeaning" in the sense that it caused them to lose their dignity and the respect of others -- especially as officers of the so-called "intelligence community." Maybe they thought that no one could hear them: (I think We're Alone Now) but that was no excuse.

shrug

Dave Begley said...

Good ones Meade.

She's going on offense. Indictments coming.

After she gets indicted I certainly hope the federal judge puts a gag order on her, Peter and the rest of them as that's what happened to Roger Stone.

Dave Begley said...

Over at Power Line my friend Scott Johnson has a post on the same topic. He cites a text message between the famous lovers about "ONCONUS lures." That's spook speak for people outside the continental US used by the CIA as traps for American citizens. In this case that would be Misfud and that other guy who's name escapes me now.

We want an audio of a real Lisa Paige orgasm for comparison purposes.

rehajm said...

I'm not seeing a fake orgasm there. Does Lisa Page know what an orgasm is? Is she inadvertently telling us something about Strzok?

Me either. Someone's a bad lay...

Dave Begley said...

Halper is the other guy.

"The term OCONUS lures, shorthand for spies “Outside the Continental United States,” was featured in a Dec. 28, 2015 text from FBI agent Peter Strzok, the lead FBI agent on the Trump investigation, to FBI lawyer Lisa Page, asking, “You get all our oconus lures approved?”

The FBI and CIA were using spies to get at the Trump campaign. You got a problem with that?

Tank said...

Trump is the most entertaining president ever.

Shouldn’t pretty much everyone want to vote for him just for the fun he brings into our lives?

Michael K said...

I'm starting to think that Horowitz may be more interesting than I feared.

These people know what he has as they were allowed to offer rebuttal.

Sundance at CTH has pointed out the similarity to Blasey Ford's prep.

The DOJ/FBI ‘above the law’ crowd of beach friends assemble in the Lawfare conference room; look at the latest storyboards and plan the Lisa Page marketing, advertising and branding campaign. The resulting media strategy started tonight:

Seeing Red said...

That idiot just exposed herself to the world.

If you didn’t watch the rally, how would you know?

Bill, Republic of Texas said...

That was Trump mimicking an orgasm? I thought it was just lover talk.

Strange Page instantly recognized that as a Strozk orgasm. That guy is meta-beta.

Iman said...

Yeah... Page had sex with two married men while working at the FBI... working to help take down the duly elected POTUS, so she’s the real victim here and she’s a role model for women.

Gilbert Pinfold said...

Actually, CONUS is the abbreviation for Contiguous United States. While Hawaii is obviously outside of the continental US, Alaska is not part of CONUS. Having a son in the Army makes one aware of these nuances.

BleachBit-and-Hammers said...

Media rehab and victim tour, soon. What kind of hero will Page be? Joy Behar working on it.

Birkel said...

Lisa Page was married and fucking two of her co-workers?
And now she's mad that all those smelly WalMart people are onto her grift?
Washington DC needs a lot less power.

Let's go back to limited government.

Bruce Hayden said...

Two posts of mine from Ann’s coyote cafe (anyone who has read them should just ignore them).


Couple interesting things popped this Sunday evening after Thanksgiving. Most interesting to me are these: FBI Lovebird and Trump-Hater Lisa Page Insists She’s Non-Partisan – But Her Twitter Page Tells a Different Story

FBI lovebird and Trump hater Lisa Page broke her silence on Sunday night. Page is speaking out publicly for the first time just days before the Department of Justice Inspector General report is set for release on December 9th. Page and Strzok exchanged text messages which were made public that exposed their affair and showed extreme political bias with statements that fueled concerns of a Deep State conspiracy against President Trump.

Lisa Page insists she is the victim.

“I’m done being quiet”: FBI Love Bird Lisa Page Breaks Silence on Eve of DOJ IG Report, Portrays Herself as Victim of President Trump

Former FBI lawyer Lisa Page, who gained notoriety as the anti-Trump lover of FBI agent Peter Strzok, is speaking out publicly for the first time just days before the Department of Justice Inspector General report is set for release on December 9. Page and Strzok exchanged text messages which were made public that exposed their affair and showed extreme political bias with statements that fueled concerns of a Deep State conspiracy against President Trump....

Page’s Twitter account was vouchsafed by Lawfare Blog editor in chief Benjamin Wittes.


This is significant. She is being vouched for, and being brought aboard, by one of the top Lawfare people. Now lower downs, like Schifty, Wadler, and Palsi, but their editor in chief. And apparently the guy who worked with Mueller lead prosecutor Andrew Weissman to develop the misinterpretation of that one Obstruction of Justice statute on display in the Mueller Report that essentially changed the required Mens Rea from specific intent to general intent.

It has long been suspected that Page flipped on the rest of the conspirators, most notably her old boss, former DD McCabe. For one thing, it is very clear in IG Horowitz’s leak investigation that got McCabe fired, that she was the person whose testimony sank McCabe’s career. Horowitz believed her, and not him, about him authorizing leaks. For similar reasons, many believed that she had flipped for USA Durham. Maybe not.

Mattman26 said...

No, just breathing hard.

Bruce Hayden said...

And:

I think that Lisa Page May escape being charged with a crime in the DOJ IG report on FISA abuse. She mostly operated in an advisory role. Which means that about all that they could charge her for would be conspiracy. This doesn’t mean that she is blameless, but rather merely that her role was indirect. Contrast this with the role of another FBI lawyer, Kevin Clinesmith, who appears to have actually falsified FISA application documents. She might have been charged at one point for strategic leaking, but was able to document that she was doing so under McCabe’s orders. McCabe got fired instead.

Reading a lot of her text messages with Strzok, much of it sounds like Page panicking about Trump getting elected, and Strzok manfully assuring her that everything was just fine. She would help him communicate with her boss, McCabe, and with him to work around his immediate boss, Bill Priestap, to get to McCabe. But time, and again, it was Strzok who had the direct role. I do wonder if this is why Strzok appears to have stepped out of his marriage with her - his wife appears to be a real ball buster, and not nearly as careful. Upon discovering the affair by seeing the text messages between the two love birds on his phone, she blew everything up by confronting Page, starting the chain of events that first got her husband discredited, then fired. I would have loved to have been privy to that conversation, between two hard left government attorneys over that slime bag. Of the two, Page appears to be the (careful) passive aggressive one, and Strzok’s wife the direct, aggressive, one. I like that better, but can also see the allure of the damsel in distress ploy in the face of too much directness in a woman (my women over the last three decades have been the direct type, eschewing female subterfuge, never treating me as their hero, and, thus making me vulnerable to women who do - though I never strayed out of my relationships or marriages with these other women).

Iman said...

Strzok had his fake orgasm and then he smirked that weird little, head-bobbing smirk.

Bill, Republic of Texas said...

Isn't Page saying she's innocent obstruction of Justice? I mean if we're going to apply the same standards to everyone.

Let's ask Weissman.

BleachBit-and-Hammers said...

The face of a corrupt smarmy worm who is "above the law."

A hero - according to Rachel Maddow.

William said...

I look forward to Trump's imitation of Hunter Biden's bliss....Monica Lewinsky was never able to cash in on her part in the Clinton drama.I don't think Lisa Page will be able to capitalize on this. She'll give it a go, and the media will do what they can for her, but she's just not a sympathetic figure. Her first impulse to just lie low and let it all blow over her was probably the correct one.

Seeing Red said...

..woman (my women over the last three decades have been the direct type, eschewing female subterfuge, never treating me as their hero,....


I’m that way, too, but hubby knows he’s loved and I’ll go to the mat for him. But he is also “my hero.”

Howard said...

I've heard their names many many times but I still don't know who or what they are or even why you people care so much about them. I guess it boosts your self-esteem which is good maybe you'll avoid the comfort food that can be so tempting after Thanksgiving

Ken B said...

Fake fake orgasm news.

Ken B said...

In a saner world, anti Trumpers distance themselves from Strzok and Page. Even Howard seems to get that, but not the media.

Phidippus said...

The latest entrant in the Victim Olympics. Maybe Marianne Williamson will send her an aromatherapy candle.

You wanted to be a player, babe, but turns out you didn't have the chops to pull it off.

Moral certainty will do that to you.

Curious George said...

"but she's just not a sympathetic figure. Her first impulse to just lie low and let it all blow over her was probably the correct one."

Pretty sure that what got her into this mess to begin with.

traditionalguy said...

She could be right. If Trump is a Russian operative, then she was defending the CIA Constitution by killing him. That would be like the CIA assassinating JFK. Totally Constitutional under the rules of the CIA State.

Ice Nine said...

Orgasm?? I see Trump perhaps mimicking a paroxysm of rising sexual fervor - but an orgasm? Come on, look at his sexual accoutrements over the years - you absolutely know the guy has better orgasms than that!

Mike Sylwester said...

Lisa Page is irked because she provided a lot of legal justification in the scheme to set up Michael Flynn for an eventual jail sentence, but Flynn STILL has not been sentenced -- and now almost three years have passed.

Bruce Hayden said...

“A married woman, having an affair with a married man, at work (which crosses professional boundaries) and - even after it warps her judgement and all cacades into the public domain, disrupting, literally, the operation of the entire world - she can still look in the mirror, and then at all of us, and sincerely say she thinks she did "nothing wrong".”

This is why she is a perfect fit with the Lawfare Group. Any means is justified by the end. And their desired end seems to be some sort of socialist utopia where they are among the more equal. Among the elite who get to pilot the socialist state to ever greater accomplishments. Etc. To me, her sins violating her marriage vows are far eclipsed by those of the group that she appears to have joined, which was instrumental in turning FISA into a political weapon under the Obama Administration, then in using the archaic Logan Act to bridge between FISA and a criminal investigation of Trump, fraudulently obtaining FISA warrants to spy on the Republican nominee, President Elect, and elected President, and his staff, entrapping Trump’s NSA, Gen Flynn in a perjury trap, setting up the Mueller SC investigation of Trump to investigate Russian Collusion (known to be bogus), despite no provision for such in DOJ SC rules, forcing the Mueller investigation to be kept open by deliberately misinterpreting that Obstruction state to change the Mens Rea requirement (which made shutting down the SC investigation for any reason, whatsoever, criminal), and most lately, the entire House impeachment process, from the rewrite of the committee rules in December of 2016, through Schifty’s basement star chamber hearings, to Wadler’s Giving the President 4 days to respond to his demands, while he is off in Europe at a top level NATO conference, executing his Presidential duties. All Lawfare. All violating societal and legal standards, because their ends justify any means, including permanently altering the relationship between branches of government, and between the permanent bureaucracy and the American public that they are Constitutionally required to serve, but don’t I the Lawfare world.

Mike Sylwester said...

It seems to me that Lisa Page has been allowed to read the parts of Inspector General Horowitz's report about herself and has seen that no prosecutions are recommended against herself.

So, she now feels free to crow publicly.

She better be more careful. Attorney General Barr is not limited by the IG report. Barr still can prosecute Page's ass, no matter what the IG report recommends.

Bruce Hayden said...

“Lisa Page is irked because she provided a lot of legal justification in the scheme to set up Michael Flynn for an eventual jail sentence, but Flynn STILL has not been sentenced -- and now almost three years have passed.”

And her part in it has come out - providing Strzok with the edits to his FD 302 that would support at least two of the four charges against Flynn, apparently created out of thin air. She was working directly for DD McCabe, who turned around and personally approved Strzok’s (apparently) fraudulent 302s on the perjury trap that McCabe personally set up with Trump’s newly installed NSA, Gen Flynn. BUT it very much appears that Strzok made the actual changes to the 302s, not Page. She only provided him with her “suggested” edits, that would get her boss’ approval. Which may, again get her off the hook.

Bruce Hayden said...

“So, she now feels free to crow publicly.”

Not sure if she is really crowing publicly, or finally letting her real self, as a despicable Lawfare activist, willing to destroy any societal or legal standard for political advantage, be seen.

Bruce Hayden said...

Howard:

“I've heard their names many many times but I still don't know who or what they are or even why you people care so much about them. I guess it boosts your self-esteem which is good maybe you'll avoid the comfort food that can be so tempting after Thanksgiving”

Vote here: Ignorant? Stupid? Or lying through his teeth?

Mike Sylwester said...

I assume that Lisa Page was in the room when Andrew McCabe said, "First we'll fuck Flynn, then we'll fuck Trump."

There seem to be a couple of orgasms in that statement.

Mary Beth (the commenter) said...

fake orgasm

He didn't get all ugly in the face.

Iman said...

“Vote here: Ignorant? Stupid? Or lying through his teeth?”

Embrace the Power of And!

Iman said...

He farms out the siring of his children and enjoys the fruits.

Bruce Hayden said...

“Lisa Page is irked because she provided a lot of legal justification in the scheme to set up Michael Flynn for an eventual jail sentence, but Flynn STILL has not been sentenced -- and now almost three years have passed.”

And I don’t think that he ever will be sentenced. I think that they crossed the wrong federal judge, and the entire scheme is now quickly falling apart. The original part of the scheme to setup Flynn for a perjury trap was almost assuredly planned around her boss, Andy McCabe’s $70k conference room table, and executed by her boss and her lover, Peter Strzok, working together. As is obvious from their infamous text messages, she is the one who tied the two together. And her job was to provide legal advice to McCabe, and that means that she was almost assuredly involved hind the scenes making sure that all of the legal “I”s were dotted and “T”s crossed.

Funny thing though is that it is very likely that both McCabe and Strzok violated 18 USC 1001, the statute that Flynn was charged under, in order to setup the perjury trap. Remember- Gen Flynn was also a federal official at the time, and both McCabe and Strzok lied to him. And it was material, since Flynn was charged with 4 felonies as a result of their lies. Moreover, someone had to have lied to a federal official in order for the two of them to have acquired the UNMASKED telephone transcript of the FISA intercepted Flynn phone call with the Russian Ambassador, that was the basis for the perjury trap.

SGT Ted said...

That whore should shut her cock holster.

SGT Ted said...

Crack MC has the best comment so far and there are alot of goods ones on this thread.

Martin said...

Trump is just reminding people of what Strzok and Paige wrote to each other, with a wee bit (and I mean that literally, not facetiously) of dramatic license.

And, as orgasms go, it was very restrained. Even though I was prompted to think "orgasm," it seemed to me more like only pleasant coitus or even just fondling.

This is not remotely as bad as Schiff making up a Trump conversation and saying it in Congress, for the record.

Big Mike said...

She might have broken no law, but she might look again at the 7th Commandment and the 9th.

Big Mike said...

We can't fathom the depths of the narcissism epidemic, yet, but we're starting to see how far down it goes, anyway.

@Crack, she went down all right.

Big Mike said...

@Howard, so you admit that you aren't all that educated. But you are still a fool.

Quaestor said...

Why is Lisa Page complaining? (Assume for a moment that you, I, and the rest of the galaxy doesn't know the obvious answer to that question.) If Trump was doing anything remotely orgasmic it was in the role of his "Peter Strzok" persona. If Quaestor was female and had a puss as board fence plain as the one Lisa Page is stuck with (even mad science can only do so much) she'd be flattered to be the object of orgasmic intent, even from a lower primate like Peter Strzok.

Quaestor said...

Of course, there's the distinct possibility that Lisa Page really is too gawddamned stupid to sort out the characters in Trump's simpleminded psycho-drama.

Swede said...

Hollywood has disappointed me. Again.
According to all the movies, G-men are some world class pussy wranglers.
Like, the best. They get their pick of the litter.

Then we got to see what really gets passed around the office.
Turns out, Olive Oyl was enough to ruin their marriages over.
What the AF.

roesch/voltaire said...

Fake organisms on stage is probably the only way Trump gets off these days.The White House is cold.

Michael K said...

I guess it boosts your self-esteem which is good maybe you'll avoid the comfort food that can be so tempting after Thanksgiving

Howard, are you really as dumb as you sound ?

These two were part of the biggest political scandal in American history. Maybe Aaron Burr was working on a bigger one but it never came off.

First, we need to close down FISA. It has become a means of surveilling American citizens. Then we need to lay off 20,000 CIA "analysts." We don't need a police state. Stalin may have said that America was "the only country that could afford communism" but I think he was mistaken or kidding.

Quaestor said...

Fake organisms on stage is probably the only way Trump gets off these days.

Quaestor writes the magic word simpleminded and look who turns up. It's like rubbing Alladin's wonderful lamp, but instead of a jinn you get a jennet.

BTW, voltaire, your verb is wrong.

Carol said...

Def getting a Maj Burns/Hotlips Hoolihan vibe from those two.

Iman said...

Fake organism: see Elizabeth Warren, nee Fauxcahontas...

Quaestor said...

Ah, come off it, Carol. The Burn/Hoolihan thing was Troilus and Cressida by comparison to Strzok/Page.

FullMoon said...

Please God, inspire Cohen Brothers to make a series about Lisa and Pete. Like Burn After Reading or Fargo..

Pete and Lisa showing up at NoTel, separate cars with tinted windows, wigs and fake mustaches .
Mini van purchased with cash off Craigslist, plush carpet and four inch foam mattress, mini bar, parked discretely in crowded WalMart lot,romantic tunes vis bluetooth and iPhone....

Howard said...

I guess I just don't go hysterically gaga over Soap Opera bullshit. It's like Oakland...there is no there there.

Howard said...

Watching you people pollute your minds with trash is very humorous though and I appreciate all that you do to entertain me and then be able to report back to my TDS friends on the pulse of the deplorables

readering said...

I don't think the Streisand effect applies to this interview after all Trump has said about Page and will no doubt continue to say, since his rallies tend to be greatest hits collections (kinda like Van Halen).

Phidippus said...

FullMoon: "romantic tunes vis bluetooth and iPhone...."

Barry White!

Quaestor said...

Pete and Lisa showing up at NoTel, separate cars with tinted windows, wigs and fake mustaches .

The disguises would be more believable if Strzok wore the wig and Page wore the mustache.

AlbertAnonymous said...

Good God that article is some piled on CYA garbage. Molly Jong-Fast? Figures...

Kathryn51 said...

Sounds like Trump? My impression is that she sounds like Richard Nixon - "I am NOT a Crook!"

Bitch, you abused your power - maybe won't go to jail unless they can get you for conspiracy (those edited 302's) but you sure as hell should lose your bar license.

PB said...

Not much of a lawyer. I can immediately think of two federal criminal crimes.

Char Char Binks said...

Page called Trump's orgasm fake, without evidence.

AZ Bob said...

The Daily Beast story has no bombshells. It's just about Page's impressions. Here is the writer's conclusion:

"(I)t’s a sign of how deeply he’s corrupted the government to serve his will and his whims. His apologists have become part of Trump’s own squad of witch-hunters, hunting fantasies like 'Ukrainian interference' while attacking the people who tried to protect us from Russian attacks."

Oh the irony.

Yancey Ward said...

Page was peripheral figure- that much was clear from the texts and her testimony before the House committees. She was never in any danger from prosecution based on Horowitz's report, and probably not in any danger from Durham's as long as she doesn't lie before the grand jury if called.

However, this public claim that she's not a partisan is laughable on its face- you only have to read her fucking texts to and from Strzok to understand that both of them should have recused themselves from any investigation with a political angle in the 2016 election. We know this is true because both were forceably removed from the Mueller investigation as soon as the texts were revealed internally. Page can crow all she likes about how dogshit doesn't smell like dogshit, but no one with any integrity should be believing it.

JaimeRoberto said...

Sorry Lisa. Unlike you, I have zero fucks to give.

Howard said...

They got a blue pill for that Jaime

Phil said...

Howard, do you honestly not know who Page and Sztrok are? A simple yes or no will suffice.

My name goes here. said...

Targets of IG investigatons get to see (and refute if I understand it correctly) the parts of an upcoming IG report that are about to be made public. Here's my guess. The IG report will not call for her to be prosecuted unlike some of the others. She is getting this story out now (with coaching obviously) to keep her good friend McCabe from being able to throw her under the bus.

Bill Peschel said...

I rarely listen to Trump (although I'm thinking seriously about attending his rally in Hershey next week), so I clicked through to listen to his monologue.

Gad, I like what he said and how he said it, but his voice reminds me of Truman Capote on cough syrup. No wonder he drives people boinkers.

Howard comes in again to make it about himself. I'll ignore him. He sounds like he failed at the Argument Clinic and took too many Being Hit on the Head lessons afterwards.

Bill Peschel said...

Here's the longer version with the Hitting on the Head lessons at the end.

John henry said...

Page looks like the kind of woman who keeps razor blades in her cooter.

Strozk looks like the kind of man who enjoys that.

Let then have each other.

John Henry

narciso said...

well molly jong fast, grand daughter of commies, and daughter of an expert in said matters,

narciso said...

yikes, tmi john henry, the hint is they didn't get any of the basilisk's so called intelligence experts, so she doesn't know,

narciso said...

doesn't know anything about intelligence,

Earnest Prole said...

Your crime, Lisa, was fucking a weasel.

Seeing Red said...

Watching you people pollute your minds with trash is very humorous though and I appreciate all that you do to entertain me and then be able to report back to my TDS friends on the pulse of the deplorables.


You’re fun! You’re doing the same.

FullMoon said...

Here's my guess. The IG report will not call for her to be prosecuted unlike some of the others.

r/pussypass

Skippy Tisdale said...

"I've heard their names many many times but I still don't know who or what they are or even why you people care so much about them. "

Shorter Howard: I'm a stupid little cunte.

narciso said...

peter strzok integrated crowdstrike, into the intelligence assessment, despite the serious analytical issues, jeff Carlson noted, he conducted the interview of general Flynn, sans legal counsel which james baker then fed to david ignatius

Sebastian said...

Regardless of the substance of her laments, such as it is, Lisa Weasel Page's performance sheds yet more light on the character of the deep-staters: they have none. Comey, McCabe, Mueller, the "diplomats," you name it: do any of them come out looking better? Is there anyone in the FBI, the CIA, the Mueller team, or the national security apparatus, who has been even remotely involved in the anti-Trump campaign, of whom we can legitimately say that we are glad such people represent our country?

The deep state has succeeded in stymieing Trump and may yet succeed in removing him. But they have paid a high price: their moral and professional corruption has been made plain for all to see.

Dr Weevil said...

Bruce Hayden (9:56am):
"Ignorant? Stupid? Or lying through his teeth?"
Probably yes, definitely no, and who cares?
Howard's alleged ignorance of who these people are is what the Catholic Church calls crass, supine, or vincible ignorance, and it's a sin for Catholics and an evil deed for everyone. As Wikipedia puts it, "While invincible ignorance [=inability to know something, often from stupidity] eliminates culpability, vincible ignorance at most mitigates it, and may even aggravate guilt."
A non-religious example of crass ignorance aggravating guilt would be intentionally not looking up whether some dubious deduction you're taking on your taxes is or is not legal, so you can not-so-honestly assert after you're caught that you "didn't know" it was illegal. Howard doesn't know anything about these people because he doesn't want to know what they did, because it would damage his anti-Trump world-view if he knew the truth. He's crassly, supinely, vincibly ignorant, but not stupid. As Saul Bellow put it, "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."

Jeff Brokaw said...

Finally some quality content! LOL

Oso Negro said...

Peter Strzok was Chief of the FBI Counter-Intelligence Section. If that does not dim your enthusiasm for American Government, nothing else will.

Ralph L said...

Lisa! Lisa!
Moses! Moses!

Jason said...

STAN FREBERG YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

Iman said...

There are no bombs in those bombshells, just empty shells..

Leland said...

Your crime, Lisa, was fucking a weasel.

Apparently it was two weasels, not including her husband, but only one weasel is currently infamous.

MAJMike said...

Lisa, being an ignorant slut screwing two married men at work while cheating on your husband is no way to go through life.

Big Mike said...
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Big Mike said...

I appreciate all that you do to entertain me and then be able to report back to my TDS friends on the pulse of the deplorables.

And we appreciate your gratitude, Howard. But we have to wonder. Who in Hell would be desperate enough to befriend you?

Howard said...

You don't have to be cruel, BM.

Bunkypotatohead said...

So who was the other guy she was porking?

JamesB.BKK said...

@YoungHegelian, who was the second man? News to me.

narciso said...

Well the way hes been acting ben wittes,

walter said...

Mike Sylwester said...Barr still can prosecute Page's ass
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Sounds like a Pete and Lisa role play.

readering said...

Typical Althouse commenter: male who admires philandering lowlife male chief executive while piling on exposed female government civil servant.

walter said...

Typical butthurt Lefty with zero sense of humor.

I Have Misplaced My Pants said...

What a sordid disgusting mess. She’s homely — I mean, that photo represents the best efforts of professionals, let’s remember — and wrecked three marriages just to feel pretty for a few hours here and there. The two married guys she was screwing were evidently so completely without dignity or standards that they destroyed their families to stick their dicks into crazy whose only attraction was novelty. God I hate humans sometimes. They are hard to like.