September 11, 2019

"It was 'cause of my cousin, and I don't want to mention no names."

39 comments:

traditionalguy said...

An incest revenge fire. I thought sexual morality had been thrown out.

Ice Nine said...

Well, sheesh...what's a fella *supposed* to do when he's not allowed to fuck his married cousin?!

Tomcc said...

In my opinion, the failure to learn and use correct grammar leads to other ethical failures.

Fernandistein said...

"Causin' cousins."

An incest revenge fire.

LOL/.

Cousin causin conflagration.

iowan2 said...

Wow.

This actually happened to a close friend. Her daughter was married with 2 children, average typical family. Until the husbands cousins moved into town from MO. I short order, the husband was having an affair with one of said cousins. Divorce was filed for when the husband refused to swear off screwing his cousin.

FrankiM said...

Good thing these cousins won’t be procreating.

Leslie Graves said...

For sure, it will be a long story, like the lady said.

pious agnostic said...

She's cute, but she's not burn-down-the-house cute.

Ignorance is Bliss said...

Hence the term kissing cousins...

JAORE said...

Yikes.

Hey Mama, did you see me on the TV?

Mr. Forward said...

Funny, yes, but I’m not sure gratuitous cruelty is an improvement over whatever that was.

JohnAnnArbor said...

"When your family tree does not fork..."

Robert Cook said...

He just wanted to demonstrate how hot his ardor for her is!

gilbar said...

LASLO!
URGENT CALL ON LINE ONE!!
PICK UP PLEASE!

gilbar said...

Another Iowan said....
in short order, the husband was having an affair with one of said cousins.


I was Going to ask, if they were 2nd cousins, or (at least) once removed; Then i saw:
moved into town from MO

and i thought: OH! Missouri! 'nough said
I Knew people from Misery, They said that they didn't have a family tree; more of a family wreath

madAsHell said...

"I'm married to my husband."

I'm so old, that I remember when you didn't need to make that distinction.

Mark said...

"I'm married to my husband."
I'm so old, that I remember when you didn't need to make that distinction.


And THAT'S why the cousin can't get with her.

Mark said...

If only she were single.

Rick said...

For sure, it will be a long story,

It already has been since this is from 2015.

eric said...

The lady was torched out of her mind.

Char Char Binks said...

I wonder if "my cousin who wants to get with me" narrowed down the search much.

gadfly said...

"It's because I'm married to my husband ." A no-name husband and a no-name cousin are appropriately related to a no-name bee-itch . Could the no-name males be "guys" or are all no-names called "guy?"

Bill Owens said...

Yup, Cause of my cousin, no names please-said the woman to the TV reporter. Even I could crack that case...

And thank heaven both my parents were only children. The trouble I could have gotten myself into.

traditionalguy said...

IIR my teenage cousins were uniquely attractive. But thank God they had enough friends of their own to service them. One flew down to Atlanta from Buffalo for a visit in August. And she promptly wanted to go to the hospital for the heat. Never saw her again.

Ralph L said...

Ashley and Melanie Wilkes and their parents weren't rednecks, but it may explain why the second pregnancy killed her.

I'm Full of Soup said...

New Yorkers tend to think themselves smarter than all but, in reality, they tend to be pretty dumb.

The Vault Dweller said...

I'm assuming incest doesn't make the list of the seven deadly sins because when that list was created even then it was assumed most people would naturally avoid cousin-fucking. Also it does not fall under the subset of lust. It falls under the subset of eew.

mccullough said...

Rex Chapman was a terrific college basketball player. Glad to see he’s doing well.

Deb said...

"YOu know that the Wilkeses always marry their cousins."

mikee said...

For the first few seconds I thought the interviewer was "The Ladies Man," Tim Meadows.
Wasn't him. Would have been even funnier had he been.

Iman said...

Watch out, you might get what you're after
Got rabies, strange but it gets stranger
Not an ordinary guy
Burning down the house

Ingachuck'stoothlessARM said...

cousin was incensed

JohnAnnArbor said...

Turns out it's an old story.

D 2 said...

Instagrams you never see in the Humans in New York series:

"I was working the fryer at McDonalds, depressed as anything, back again in Springfield, and word got around the shop, that the thin-skinned guy who liked to burn garbage in the fry oil bucket every Sunday night, a really extroverted type like, had a loving eye out for me. Too bad he was my cousin S---- Anyway, long story short, six months later, my husband and I drive over to Jefferson City during visiting hours and ask S---- if he could maybe write love letters to my other cousin A---- plus she works at a gas station in St Louis, think about the possibilities.

dreams said...

"Good thing these cousins won’t be procreating."

The Rothschild family married their first cousins so as to keep the money and power in the family. The risk of any birth defects is about the same as it is for an older middle age adult.

Skylark said...

She sounds like that guy from Medford, MA who caught an ocean sunfish.

Gunner said...

If we don’t hook up with our attractive cousins, someone else will do it.

Mary Beth (the commenter) said...

Even I could crack that case...

You say that, but you don't know how many cousins she has that want to get with her.

This was from 2015 and I've been trying to find out if the cousin was arrested for this but haven't seen any report saying he was. There was another Tenney in Leavittsburg arrested for arson, but it was 7 or 8 years before this fire.

Clyde said...

Yeah, it's from 2015. Proves the truth of the adage, "The Internet is forever."