As a presidential candidate, I have instructed my long-time doctor to issue, within two weeks, a full medical report-it will show perfection
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 3, 2015December 3, 2015
Donald Trump promises a medical report that "will show perfection."
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Of course it will show perfection, would we expect any less from the Donald? Psychological evaluation might be in order though.
Authoritarians talk like this.
Ya gotta love a man with basic confidence.
One doubts Hillary's medical records will see the light of day.
. So tired of this guy's shtick.
I will give him one thing, he never fails to deliver an amusing line. Never. His amusing line record is perfection.
But note that a smaller than average penis is not considered an imperfection.
We need an independent medical exam of Hillary.
Just pick a random doctor in Bloomington, Illinois or Springfield, Missouri or Ohio.
This is a set up. Later he will demand Hillary release her medical records.
Then again... hiding information from the public is also what authoritarians do.
That includes the hair, right?
This is a not very subtle dig at Hillary. At some point he will directly pressure her to release medical records. The lefties will howl and howl.
Freeman Hunt said...
I will give him one thing, he never fails to deliver an amusing line. Never. His amusing line record is perfection.
Hillary is not amused.
Lyle Smith said...
Authoritarians talk like this.
True, Lyle. You do sound authoritarian when you say that.
David... Your comment doesn't make any sense.
Trump spins heads like the old plate spinner on the Red Skelton show.
As the plates/heads slow down, Trump runs back to get it spinning again.
Bravo!
Yup, Trump's medical report will show perfection. He's a perfect jerk.
Note the term medical report, not medical records. Sounds like he plans to do same as Hillary did over the summer: release a couple-of-pages letter signed by his doctor pronouncing him fit.
There's a proctologist joke in there somewhere.
@EDH, my first thought also.
Eric nails it!
"This is a set up. Later he will demand Hillary release her medical records."
The Trump brand has already contrasted himself against Hillary, the tired out one with serious brain damage and a drinking problem.
We NEED a jerk.
Nobody else is going to have the stones to forcefully push the left out of power.
The left cannot be reasoned with. The reasoning, moderate types always compromise one way and get captured by the system, because the left hates, HATES to ever budge.
That makes someone with a little more...oomph necessary.
You see, the left has always created, through their intolerance, the reactionaries they despise so much.
Very simple.
All politicians lie, at least The Donald does so entertainingly. I would venture that he is not even borderline physically fit. Not that this is really needed in a leader--look at Churchill.
Freeman at 1:27 PM, nailed it.
Then...
eric at 1:45 PM, put the hammer down.
Georgie said...
"Of course it will show perfection, would we expect any less from the Donald? Psychological evaluation might be in order though."
Are you paid to be this unconscious and single minded?
I guarantee the cucks and the media (but I repeat myself) will find someway to punch themselves in the face on this, resulting in Trump getting another five point upswing (though for real this time, this will be his ceiling).
Wasn't Obama the first major-party nominee EVER to not release his complete records?
Given the absolute contradiction between State's press release and Bill Clinton's account of her recovery, the voters have a right to ask an honest disclosure.
"Hugh"
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David, your comment won't stop making sense.
"Hugh g"
Heh.
"Make sure you include that it's huge in the report."
"Donald, that would be a very unusual comment to include in a medical report."
"Write that it was huge. Write that it was perfect. Write that the nurse swooned."
"I didn't really examine it..."
"What?! Are you kidding me. It's amazing! "Absolutely amazing. My wife loves it too. Many, beautiful, beautiful women have loved it. Loved it! If people knew all of the beautiful women who loved it, they'd be blown away. The world would take notice, I can tell you that. The world should take notice now! You write it. Right there. Write that it's perfect and that it's huge."
"Well, I don't know what would constitute a medically perfect head of hair, but if you say so..."
Trump should have declared that his medical report would be yuuuuuuuuuge and then made public his report via engraving on an entire side of one of his buildings.
With his iconic smiling image above it.
We all know how much the lefties with their cultish fanaticism like that sort of thing.
Achilles,
As opposed to your conscious single mindedness? Most of you folks don't veer from the path very often. Sorry if an opposing voice troubles you, but as Althouse has said, an echo chamber is (deadly) boring. I'd love to hear some original thought from you Achilles, be the leader of the pack mentality here!
Seriously, Meade, you don't understand what I wrote? Don't be smart aleck.
Step 2: Offer to donate a million dollars to her favorite charity if Hillary will release her own medical records.
Oh, Freeman... We never knew you had a such a ribald typing finger.
Bad, finger! Down! Down, I say...
Georgie: "Sorry if an opposing voice troubles you, but as Althouse has said, an echo chamber is (deadly) boring"
Which is why the left creates their own little echo chamber safe spaces online, at universities, basically everywhere they gain power.
So do go on with your lectures Georgie. Just don't mention anything about Western civ. The lefties hate that.
Trump was physically impressive several years ago when he kicked Vince McMahons ass on live tv, Then, icing on the cake,cherry on top,lube on your pecker, made the Evil Mr. McMahon shave all his hair off. That right there is gangster, I don't care who ya are!
Uh, forget that lube thing, a momentary lapse of reason.
He always delivers. "What did Trump say today?" There's always a punchline. And you can't make them up. You have to learn to stop saying, "What? Who said that he said that? Show me. I don't believe that a candidate would say that," because he will always have said it.
FullMoon wrote:
"Uh, forget that lube thing, a momentary lapse of reason."
You were probably thinking about Jesse Ventura, FullMoon. Totally, totally different thing.
Totally.
Georgie said...
"Achilles,
As opposed to your conscious single mindedness? Most of you folks don't veer from the path very often. Sorry if an opposing voice troubles you, but as Althouse has said, an echo chamber is (deadly) boring. I'd love to hear some original thought from you Achilles, be the leader of the pack mentality here!"
You are new here so here goes. I usually give people a chance. R&B is an example of someone who I disagree with most of the time, but is capable of conscious thought. Garage Mahal and One written can't engage in critical thinking and are incapable of conscious thought. They post 1 line non-sequiturs. People who speak[type] unconsciously post things that you can't engage with on a rational level.
"Psychological evaluation might be in order though."
Your posts about Trump are pathetic. That is completely unsupportable and absurd and it demonstrates that your position is not well thought out. It is intellectually lazy and really quite boring. It is on the same level as ad-hominem.
Ross Douthat wrote a bad article recently about Trump's "proto-fascism." He only quoted 7 of the 14 "traits" that were listed in his source and the examples were so vague that they applied almost every candidate for president ever. He put some thought into it though. It was a conscious attempt.
But Douthat failed. His problem is he was incapable of being able to understand Trump from Trump's point of view. You can't attack someone accurately unless you can do this. I am not sure I understand Trump's paradigm because I am not sure if he is being straightforward or just saying stuff people want to hear. But I do understand the paradigm of people that support him. If you understand the difference between conscious and unconscious thought we can work on empathy and understanding next.
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