October 17, 2014

"Are you under 50 years old, willing to make daily trips to Medford, and have regular bowel movements?"

"You, my friend, could be earning $40 a day—just for pooping."

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh. Not my Medford (New York). It's the one in Massachusetts.

Of course half of the population is immediately ineligible to be donors, because women don't poop.

Peter

madAsHell said...

Of course, you have to join the SEIU, and they will take 50%.

jr565 said...
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jr565 said...

Actually I was reading about fecal transplants recently. Supposedly they work really well for people with otherwise incurable digestive issues. Sometimes Someone with something like a c diff infection ravaging their intestines can be cured with one session of fecal transplantation. My guess is that's how they're goig to treat diseases like this in the future. Less colonoscopies amd more fecal transplants.

Though, I was wondering at the time where they got the shit. Did the doctor just go to the restroom and pinch off a loaf? Who was donating the shit?
Now we know.

jr565 said...

40 bucks for a dump is not bad if you're close to the center and plan on dumping anyway. Which, unless you are constipated you probably will. A lot of people will buy a cup of coffee at McDonald's just to use the rest room. Here they pay you. And I bet the bathroom is pretty clean. If that place were near me Id do it. If only to find out how clean my feces are.

Skeptical Voter said...

They need to find some local 17 year old boys---who are known for their prodigious appetites--and subsequent prodigious output.

Of course with all the young boys being molested by their high school teachers, it may be hard to find a 17 year old male without an STD.

averagejoe said...

And how do they get that crap inside you? Why, up your nose- no shit. They force someone else's dump into your lower intestinal tract THROUGH YOUR NOSE!... Sometimes I think doctors just like to fuck with people...

EDH said...

"Are you under 50 years old, willing to make daily trips to Medford, and have regular bowel movements?"

That article just told me that I'm literally too old to give a shit.

SayAahh said...

And yet dare to discuss Crist vs. Walker with flatulence and genitalia comments.

Yep, the s*** has hit the fan on Althouse.

roadgeek said...

I love the smell of capitalism in the morning.

Danno said...

Sounds like a more lucrative money maker for college students who may have done the blood plasma thing in the past!

Wayne said...

The story says they get a lot of donors from Tufts University. I think their student demo would be from Brown.