What is sad is that until I clicked on the link, I believed that to be an actual sentence, either from the NYtimes, our UN ambassador's twitter account, or DipNote.
John Kerry awoke to a loud bang at the far side of the room.
A blue rectangle appeared in the darkness. The window. An object stood silently in front of him.
An overturned chair?
Dasha?
He reached his hand across the sheets and felt...papers...piles of papers,..file folders...stamped letterhead...UN resolutions...International Treaties?
The light snapped on.
John Kerry pulled himself up, a man accustomed to a lifetime of wrestling with the cold, Nantucket surf.
There, at the foot of the bed...
***Choose Your Own Adventure-YOU'RE John Kerry
Make your move:
Option 1---Go to the 7124th UN Emergency Security Council meeting minutes here: http://www.un.org/News/Press/docs/2014/sc11302.doc.htm
Option 2---Await another telephone call from President Obama to discuss unfolding events
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What is sad is that until I clicked on the link, I believed that to be an actual sentence, either from the NYtimes, our UN ambassador's twitter account, or DipNote.
Kerry went all the way to the Ukraine to meet a porn star?
Lets have fun here. Perhaps he was sitting in the Café hoping that a Russian spy would give him a secret message from Putin.
It was still dark in the overheated Kiev Sheraton room as the dyspeptic John awoke and rose. Time to pee yet again.
"Where are you going, now? It's still dark," said Teresa from the next bed, her words slurred.
The Honourable Schoolboy
Fucking disgusting at so many levels.
speaking of satire, anyone have any predictions on the SCOTUS reaction to P. J. O'Rourke's Amici Curiae brief in Susan B. Anthony List v. Driehaus?
Was he wearing "the hat?.
John Kerry awoke to a loud bang at the far side of the room.
A blue rectangle appeared in the darkness. The window. An object stood silently in front of him.
An overturned chair?
Dasha?
He reached his hand across the sheets and felt...papers...piles of papers,..file folders...stamped letterhead...UN resolutions...International Treaties?
The light snapped on.
John Kerry pulled himself up, a man accustomed to a lifetime of wrestling with the cold, Nantucket surf.
There, at the foot of the bed...
***Choose Your Own Adventure-YOU'RE John Kerry
Make your move:
Option 1---Go to the 7124th UN Emergency Security Council meeting minutes here: http://www.un.org/News/Press/docs/2014/sc11302.doc.htm
Option 2---Await another telephone call from President Obama to discuss unfolding events
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