Hey, old man, while you're busy dying of cancer, how about making it clear whose parts you were tonguing at the time you contracted that damned cancer that's screwing up my life too. Huh? Would it be too much trouble?!
I'm dying and you're going to needle me about the precision of speech?! The precision of the speech coming out of my CANCEROUS THROAT??!!!!
This is the last straw!
The last straw? The last straw?! Like there were all those other straws?
As a matter of fact, yes. There's the straw that's the fact that you are 25 year older than me and the straw that's me being so much prettier than you. Especially now that you've got throat cancer.
You monster! You won't look so pretty when the whole world sees what a monster you are.
The world will see one thing and one thing only: You said you got throat cancer from cunnilingus with me.
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I had forgotten all about the throat cancer comment.
Thanks so much for reminding me.
Yuck, and not the funny kind.
Ah wagging tongues, young and old,and the tales they spin.
As Machiavelli told the Prince, always appear sweet and nice, but do whatever you have to do.
And to make matters worse, the news breaks during a period when "The View" is on hiatus. How are we to make sense of it all without hearing from the addled harpies?
This may be the first story to come out of a potential serious issue. A high percentage of young men now have HPV in the oropharynx. HPV causes cervical cancer and there s concern that this will be a new public health problem.
It's not nice to fool mother nature.
Of course, he was dumb to say that but who expects actors to be wise ?
Marriage nowadays is less about "till death us do part" and more about qualifying for special gummint benefits.
Did she welsh on her marriage vows?
Or is this just the old you can't leave me now I have cancer ploy?
Did she know he had HPV in the first place?
Looking at these two reminds of any conflict when the warring parties are both Muslim.
Ya want both of them to lose.
He just got old, cranky and nasty.
"How am I gonna get a cancer like that eating pussy, mang?"
Bipolar disorder was formerly diagnosed as moody bitchiness. Sex addiction used to be stigmatized as being the vice of a dirty old man. What a blessing to live in enlightened times with enlightened people.
Another reason not sleep around guys.
Both my boys have had the Gardasil shots. This is just one more reason for it.
Gee, ya know, I'da thought it would be tongue cancer. I never heard of swallowing during cunnilingus.
i'm doomed.
Does the tongue actually have to reach the cervix?
That gives new perspective about the guys on Lizard Lick.
- Krumhorn
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