Althouse: At the Blue Iris Café...

June 6, 2013

At the Blue Iris Café...

... you can't be that blue.

117 comments:

ricpic said...: Boing!...I am an Iris and I hit you in the eye
With a blue that's more electric than
The deepest bluest sky.; 6/6/13, 5:18 PM
rhhardin said...: Corn Whisperer; 6/6/13, 5:25 PM
James said...: Wisconsin Legislature proposes kicking Soros-funded group from on-campus office...

GOP lawmakers want to boot investigative journalism center off UW-Madison campus

The Wisconsin Center for Investigative Journalism would have to leave the UW-Madison campus, under a Republican motion before the Legislature's budget committee.

GOP lawmakers were set to vote early Wednesday morning on the motion, which specifically named the center established by former Wisconsin State Journal investigative reporter Andy Hall. Currently the center has a small office in Vilas Hall on the floor occupied by the UW-Madison School of Journalism.; 6/6/13, 5:36 PM
pm317 said...: I just saw two cardinals smooching on my deck railing.. how amazing is that. I got the photo of it and considering how fast I needed to act, it is a good picture. I also have a lot of finches, gray and red, and the yellow ones are coming out now. They raid my succulent and towards the end of the summer there is usually nothing left of the plant.; 6/6/13, 5:45 PM
Anonymous said...: Way to go House Republicans, who voted to deport undocumented spouses of service members and Dreamers. That's how to win over Hispanics alright!; 6/6/13, 5:51 PM
Chip Ahoy said...: Dreamers, now there's a name intended to manipulate simple minds. Feel anything? You've been manipulated.; 6/6/13, 6:07 PM
madAsHell said...: Trey Gowdy was spanking the IRS today. He spoke with elegance, and his thoughts were clear. He wasn't speaking from paper, and there was no teleprompter.

I think he would be a good president. The only thing missing is a military separation code. He never served.; 6/6/13, 6:08 PM
edutcher said...: Thank you, Madame. a little beauty is always needed.

Inga said...

Way to go House Republicans, who voted to deport undocumented spouses of service members and Dreamers. That's how to win over Hispanics alright!

Yes, because we need all the people on welfare we can get, right?

And, no, studies have shown a bigger share of the Hispanic vote would not help the Rs.

Interestingly, a bigger share of the white vote would do wonders for them. More to the point, even the WaPo says "Latinos become more conservative as they spend longer periods of time in the U.S. is significant". so, this is a generational time bomb like the Roe effect.; 6/6/13, 6:09 PM
Chip Ahoy said...: Trey Gowdy today; 6/6/13, 6:32 PM
Leon said...: since this is a cafe and general topics can be broached (or so i heard) i wondered about the demise of the ability to repay to a individual comment. i realize that things here can become a shouting match off topic but i miss that ability to add a bit to an idea that has been put forth. especially in a long comment thread.

ann i appreciate the depth of topics covered on this blog. i didn't comment because i didn't have much to add but nodding disease has been much on my mind this week...thanks for bringing that to my attention. so heartbreaking; 6/6/13, 6:34 PM
Anonymous said...: Don't tell me what I can't do.

:); 6/6/13, 6:40 PM
edutcher said...: Leon said...

since this is a cafe and general topics can be broached (or so i heard) i wondered about the demise of the ability to repay to a individual comment.

You can copy the comment and reply the way I did to the She Devil of the SS. AFAIK, that's the way it's always worked here.

Not hard.; 6/6/13, 6:43 PM
David said...: That's beautiful.

So was Esther Williams and there was only one of her.

What's so great about an Iris?; 6/6/13, 6:45 PM
Dante said...: Beautiful blue. It's almost like some colors of blue on fish, so beautiful.

Meanwhile:

Senator Kirk: "Mr. Attorney General, I want to take you to the Verizon scandal and which I understand takes us to possibly monitoring up to 120 million calls. You know, when government bureaucrats are sloppy, they're usually really sloppy. Want to just ask, could you assure to us that no phone inside the Capitol were monitored of members of Congress that would give a future executive branch, if they started pulling this kind of thing off, would give them unique leverage over the legislature?

Holder: "With all due respect, Senator, I don't think this is an appropriate setting for me to discuss that issue. I'd be more than glad to come back in a -- in an appropriate setting to discuss the issues that you have raised," noting they were speaking in public.

Senator Kirk: "I would interrupt you and say the correct answer would be say no, we stayed within our lane, and I'm assuring you we did not spy on members of Congress."; 6/6/13, 6:50 PM
peacelovewoodstock said...: I am not surprised to learn that ANY woman voted for Obama. His appeal was far more to the emotions than to reason.; 6/6/13, 7:00 PM
Chef Mojo said...: Way to go House Republicans, who voted to deport undocumented spouses of service members and Dreamers. That's how to win over Hispanics alright!

Two observations:

1) Good. There should be consequences for breaking laws.

2) Win over Hispanics? Shouldn't it be the other way around? If I were a Republican lawmaker, first thing I'd be asking Hispanics is, "What have you done for me lately?" If Republicans play the "Race Game," they're no better than the Democrats they criticize for same.; 6/6/13, 7:01 PM
Revenant said...: Way to go House Republicans, who voted to deport undocumented spouses of service members and Dreamers. That's how to win over Hispanics alright!

Yawn.; 6/6/13, 7:10 PM
Chef Mojo said...: I love irises. They're my wife's favorite flower. I'm fortunate to live near the banks of a river here in Virginia, and have a nearly endless supply of them to cut in season for vases.; 6/6/13, 7:10 PM
Lem Vibe Bandit said...: ... you can't be that blue.

Lets see...

Bluer than Blue (song)
Blue Label (obvious)
Bloo (Foster's Home for Imaginary friends)
Blue Book (see used cars)
Blue Nile (geography)
Blue Jays (baseball)
Blue Note (jazz)
Blueprint (old reproduction method)
Blue Balls (slang)
Blue Cross Blue Shield (see Obamacare); 6/6/13, 7:13 PM
Methadras said...: Inga said...

Way to go House Republicans, who voted to deport undocumented spouses of service members and Dreamers. That's how to win over Hispanics alright!

Undocumented? You mean illegal right? RIGHT? Oh wait, it's you, the mother of compassion. ROFL!!!; 6/6/13, 7:19 PM
Mogget said...: When I lie to the government it's perjury.
When the government lies to me it's business as usual.

Under these conditions, nothing can last.; 6/6/13, 7:23 PM
Lem Vibe Bandit said...: Now I'm really Blue.

MY MLB stream went off line like two innings ago and they are not picking up the phone.; 6/6/13, 7:42 PM
Tim said...: Contract for building the first leg of the "high speed rail" in California's Central Valley was awarded today.

It's all downhill from here, and I don't mean the railway grade, or ease of construction...; 6/6/13, 7:54 PM
Tim said...: Chip Ahoy said...

"Dreamers, now there's a name intended to manipulate simple minds. Feel anything? You've been manipulated."

You're correct, of course, but those manipulated by such simplistic slogans aren't capable of recognizing they've been manipulated.

It's why such expressions are so rapidly parroted by the dimwitted.; 6/6/13, 7:57 PM
Tim said...: Texas 3, Sox 2, top of the 6th, no outs, none on.; 6/6/13, 7:58 PM
Tim said...: What would Inga say if Apple, or Bill Gates, or Larry Ellison, or the Kock Brothers were undocumented taxpayers?

Think she'd apply the virtue to the word both ways?; 6/6/13, 8:00 PM
Lem Vibe Bandit said...: thanks tim, I can see the score on line, but the live stream is down.; 6/6/13, 8:01 PM
Tim said...: Undocumented.

Maybe the police should conduct an undocumented search of Inga's house for illegal possession of no thoughts.

How would that go over?; 6/6/13, 8:01 PM
test said...: Inga said...
Way to go House Republicans, who voted to deport undocumented spouses of service members and Dreamers. That's how to win over Hispanics alright!

Revealing that Inga literally never has a comment about how any of this effects America, only that she thinks it hurts Republicans electorally.

The left's priorities tell you all you need to know.; 6/6/13, 8:02 PM
Tim said...: I hear you man - knew that - just trying to help!

I feel your pain.

We cut the cable, so no CSN broadcasts of my beloved Giants games now.

But, given the rough patch they're in now, I'm not missing too much...; 6/6/13, 8:03 PM
Aridog said...: Way to go House Republicans, who voted to deport undocumented spouses of service members and Dreamers. That's how to win over Hispanics alright!

I must be out of date. I married a foreign bride, while in uniform, followed all the military permission rules, and she had to go throught he drill of immigration at the Embassy to come here with me.

How do these "undocumented spouses" of service members get in to the country in the first place?; 6/6/13, 8:06 PM
Tim said...: "The left's priorities tell you all you need to know."

All feeling, no thought.

Driven by an abiding sense of alienation.

Which can only be cured by 1) being in charge; 2) remaking America something it was never intended to be, ergo, Obama.

If your spouse loved you the way the Left *loves* America, you'd divorce them post haste.

Your friends would congratulate you for coming to your senses, apologize for not warning you off the slag, and for staying away all these years because they couldn't stand to see her beat you down.

And all the Popes since St. Peter would annul that marriage, in record time.; 6/6/13, 8:08 PM
Tim said...: How do these "undocumented spouses" of service members get in to the country in the first place?

The question that will not be answered, because it cannot be answered without a lie.

Not that lying has ever been a bar...; 6/6/13, 8:10 PM
Mogget said...: Spouses who are illegal aliens entered the country w/o papers before the wedding, I'm thinking. That is, they came over the Southern border the usual way, perhaps as children, then married a service member or a young man who then decided to enlist. For sure, though, it would cost an officer his/her security clearance and therefore his/her career.; 6/6/13, 8:13 PM
Mogget said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 6/6/13, 8:13 PM
Freeman Hunt said...: What a great age. Stoves, ovens, plumbing, electric light, heating, air conditioning, freezers, refrigerators, email, dishwashers, clothes washers, clothes dryers, robots that vacuum, robots that mop--all these chores that would have taken all day, largely automated. Too cool.; 6/6/13, 8:21 PM
FedkaTheConvict said...: With the revelation today of the PRISM program, Nakoula Basseley Nakoula now understands how the administration fingered him so quickly...the YouTube video had very few viewers until Obama and Hillary highlighted it.; 6/6/13, 8:43 PM
Methadras said...: Marshal said...

Inga said...
Way to go House Republicans, who voted to deport undocumented spouses of service members and Dreamers. That's how to win over Hispanics alright!

Revealing that Inga literally never has a comment about how any of this effects America, only that she thinks it hurts Republicans electorally.

The left's priorities tell you all you need to know.

Inga is just a useless idiot. She's good for nothing more than head nodding her ballot.

Inga: Derp, where are the D's on this thing? Derp.

Inga: Hey ballot lady, how do you spell D?

She's a fucking moron. She doesn't have any real meaningful understand of her ideological politics. She just knows what she knows because that's all she's ever known and not even very well at that. She's never been a conservative nor a republican. Asking her to have even a baseline understanding of those principals is useless. She's to stupid to get it. Her entire life is predicated on the premise of Democrats GOOD!!! Republicans BAD!!! UGH, need more wine, me fart and poop, derp pee. That's her in a nutshell.; 6/6/13, 8:45 PM
sakredkow said...: The photos here are often amazing.; 6/6/13, 8:46 PM
sakredkow said...: Dreamers, now there's a name intended to manipulate simple minds. Feel anything? You've been manipulated.

I wonder who is not being manipulated? Sometimes I think the higher up the ladder you go the more manipulated you are.

At least the more attention they put to it.; 6/6/13, 8:48 PM
David said...: Tropical storm Andrea is about to wash us away, or so it sounds. No water shortage this week.; 6/6/13, 8:49 PM
Bill, Republic of Texas said...: Inga said...

Way to go Ho!use Republicans, who voted to deport undocumented spouses of service members and Dreamers.

I don't believe this. The law has always forgiven overstays to USC spouses.; 6/6/13, 8:56 PM
Rabel said...: I think that what happened late this afternoon, when the Washington Post published a leak from a high-level NSA official which exposed the government's internet surveillance program, will come to be seen as a significant historical event.

The Guardian published the same leak a couple of hours later.

If the story is accurate, they have been spying on just about everything you do through the web - hotmail, gmail, pictures, videos, internet phone calls. The conspiracy theorists, on this issue, were right.

The Post would not have published this without informing the White House, so they've probably known for some period of time that the story was coming and may have had a hand in the timing of this and the Verizon metadata leak. It's how they've worked these things in the past.

The PRISM story is just beginning to separate out from the less important Verizon leak, but should make tomorrow an interesting news day.; 6/6/13, 8:58 PM
Meade said...: Lem said...
"Now I'm really Blue.

MY MLB stream went off line like two innings ago and they are not picking up the phone."

Mine too. No joy in Meadville.; 6/6/13, 9:01 PM
Bill, Republic of Texas said...: I would just like to take this opportunity to say "hi" to my NSA caseworker. If I can do anything to make your job easier just let me know. I know sitting at a computer all day can be dangerous to your health and well being. Take plenty of breaks and make sure to do stretching exercises.

Kisses; 6/6/13, 9:06 PM
MadisonMan said...: Wisconsin Legislature proposes kicking Soros-funded group from on-campus office.

Why should the Legislature care who funds things? Stirring the pot, as it were, is part of the Wisconsin Idea.

I am not a fan of the Legislature micromanaging UW affairs.; 6/6/13, 9:07 PM
Rabel said...: Friday's document dump may be the pictures of the alien baby. What else could be worse than the fact that Alex enffin Jones and the guys with the tin foil were right. At least partly.; 6/6/13, 9:07 PM
Lem Vibe Bandit said...: Mine's back.
Keep cheking.; 6/6/13, 9:07 PM
chickelit said...: Why should the Legislature care who funds things? Stirring the pot, as it were, is part of the Wisconsin Idea.

MadMan, the sooner the UW sheds Soros the better; and if there is a Koch funded equivalent, that should go too.

That Presidential Pep Rally you guys hosted last Fall was disgracefully partisan and unbalanced by anything else. When I was student there, the students and faculty were reliably left but not the Administration (maybe that was because Irv Shain was a chemist-lol).; 6/6/13, 9:19 PM
chickelit said...: Why should the Legislature care who funds things?

Because it's their job?; 6/6/13, 9:20 PM
Meade said...: Joy back in Meadville.; 6/6/13, 9:20 PM
FedkaTheConvict said...: Why should the Legislature care who funds things? Stirring the pot, as it were, is part of the Wisconsin Idea.

I am not a fan of the Legislature micromanaging UW affairs.

So you wouldn't mind if some global warming skeptic group - funded by seed money from the Koch brothers - maintained an office in your building and used students for their research?; 6/6/13, 9:26 PM
edutcher said...: For those wondering about what in the world the She Devil of the SS has been cackling, it seems the House has defunded Choom's illegal funding of the DREAM Act.

Bill, Republic of Texas said...

I would just like to take this opportunity to say "hi" to my NSA caseworker. If I can do anything to make your job easier just let me know. I know sitting at a computer all day can be dangerous to your health and well being. Take plenty of breaks and make sure to do stretching exercises.

Keeping track of every call in the US has to be a thankless task, but don't forget your local FBI agent. He's hard at work, too, tracking our every word.

I just hope all the ropes and pajama cords are under lock and key at Troll Central.; 6/6/13, 9:29 PM
Meade said...: Nice walkoff there, Lem. Dang!; 6/6/13, 9:35 PM
Lem Vibe Bandit said...: Big Papi hit a 3 run walk off homerun.

Texas walked Pedroia INTENTIONALLY in front of him... big mistake... it was like a slap in the face.

The girl asked him (after the field celebration) what it felt like to have somebody walked in front of him like that, he answered...

Well you know Papi!; 6/6/13, 9:37 PM
Titus said...: "Joy back in Meadville."

Does this mean you fucked after a rather long hiatus?; 6/6/13, 9:41 PM
Titus said...: Meade, quit watching the Red Sox.

You live in flyover country.

thanks.

Do you know right next to Fenway is the largest cruisy park in the world?; 6/6/13, 9:42 PM
Meade said...: Titus, do you and your husband both date other partners. There was a whole post about it early today. It might appeal to you.; 6/6/13, 9:46 PM
garage mahal said...: Why should the Legislature care who funds things? Stirring the pot, as it were, is part of the Wisconsin Idea.

With Walker & the WisGOP, it's all about payback. They wrote something they didn't like, and they really don't want investigative journalists documenting money exchanges.

Speaking of the UW, I just picked up a damn nice Piaggio scooter from a UW grad. Steal!; 6/6/13, 9:46 PM
madAsHell said...: My son is a fire fighter. The municipality where he is employed avoids full time benefits by paying him for 36 hours week. He has a rent free room in the station, and if the truck rolls at night, then he is paid $15/hour.

Obamacare requires health care for anyone working more than 30 hours.

Guess what happened!!

He's working fewer hours, and making less money!

Fuck you, Obama!!; 6/6/13, 9:50 PM
Titus said...: Mind your own business Meade.
Do you have a job?
Do you actually work?
Are you fulfilled in life by videotaping losers?

Do you eat out Althouse's pussy?

...that's none of my business.

And my sex life with my very rich Indian UK husband isn't your business....loser.

tits and thanks.; 6/6/13, 10:24 PM
Anonymous said...: Naked Diabolical Bob Dylan Robot says:

First You Make a Small Incision along the Length of the Scrotum. Slowly. of Course: the Line Must Be Straight along the Rounded Subject. When the Testicle is Exposed you Show the Results to the Nearest Female Nurse. She Will Not Be Repulsed: this is Biology.She is Trained. Ask Her to Touch It: Her hands Are in Blue Plastic Gloves, it is Okay. She Understands: We will Replace it With a Uranium Testicular Mobile Unit. The Patient will -- in the Future -- Ejaculate Gamma Rays. Everyone Must Get Rayed.; 6/6/13, 10:29 PM
Anonymous said...: The Exposed Testicle Exhibits Lens Flare: this is the Cost of Growing up in the Seventies.; 6/6/13, 10:31 PM
Anonymous said...: A Scapel Horizontal Across the Scrotum is the Sign of a Diabolical Doctor: Our Bodies are Vertical.; 6/6/13, 10:32 PM
Anonymous said...: Contrary to SchoolYard Myth a Chinese Woman's Vagina is Vertical, Also.; 6/6/13, 10:33 PM
Anonymous said...: A Surgically Exposed Testicle Reveals the Secrets of the Cosmos. With Two Exposed testicles You Get EggRoll.

Testicles = Eggs; Two testicles = EggRoll.

Sometimes I am Too Subtle.; 6/6/13, 10:35 PM
Tim said...: Titus.

So touchy.

Maybe that's not a surprise, eh?; 6/6/13, 10:38 PM
Anonymous said...: Is The Scrotum More Than the Eye's EyeLid?

Can the Scrotum Wink?; 6/6/13, 10:39 PM
Anonymous said...: The Winking Scrotum is Like the Eyes of The Lone Ranger Behind His Mask. Tonto Can Tell.; 6/6/13, 10:41 PM
Anonymous said...: Is This Proof For or Against Evolution: a Man's Most Sensitive -- and Reproductive -- Parts Hang Like a Pinata Between His Legs. If Evolution Worked Shouldn't they Be Safely Behind the Rib-Cage and the Bony Sternum?; 6/6/13, 10:44 PM
Tim said...: The first leg of California's "high speed rail" (Madeira to Fresno) is going to cost no less than $985 million.

For those who don't know, no one will ride any kind of rail, let alone "high speed" rail, from Fresno to Madeira, or even from Madeira to Fresno.

Such a bargain.

You have to be epically stupid, Liberal stupid, to be smart enough to do something this epically dumb.

California is full of such people.; 6/6/13, 10:45 PM
Mark said...: Hey Titus, you went into the Althouse bedroom first. Don't be such a queen.; 6/6/13, 10:50 PM
Hagar said...: The Left has apparently decided that the way to deal with the IRS scandals is to ballyhoo the harrassment of the tea party groups, which Democrats think is no big deal and in fact rather desirable and, in any case, the groups asked for it when they applied for "tax-free" status, etc, and so on, which deflects attention from the really serious stuff like hitting Republican campaign donors with fake "audits," etc., not to mention sharing their tax return information with other agencies and Democrat campaigns and support organizations.
Even the Gibson Guitar raid now seems to be connected to the honcho at Gibson being a Republican donor.

They should take a moment to reflect on the precedence the Obama adminisration is setting. They get away with this, it will be payback time in 2017 and beyond!

Likewise, I do not think the latest flap of the NSA "data-mining" operation of the phone company records necessarily is a big deal. It is only the information that shows on your phone bill every month that is being mined.
The problems can come when they go to lying to the FISA judges about why they want the warrants to go to the next step.

We saw in the Rosen case that the first two judges they went to told them to go away and don't tell anybody you saw me, but then they found the third judge who was willing to play ball.

And we still don't know if the Korean thing is really why they wanted Rosen's call records. If they lied about one thing - and that before a federal judge, i.e., perjury - why wouldn't they lie about whatever else?; 6/6/13, 10:50 PM
Anonymous said...: Re: Blogger Tim said...

The first leg of California's "high speed rail" (Madeira to Fresno) is going to cost no less than $985 million.

Hooker Train. This from an ex-Modesto Expatriate.

High Spped Train Prostitutes, and California Pimps a 40% Cut.

Satisfied, you Will Eventually end up in Bakersfield.; 6/6/13, 10:51 PM
Anonymous said...: I once Had Sex With Squeaky Fromme.

Okay,

I Masturbated when she Shot at President Ford.

I Was Coming to Terms With My Sexuality.

It was The Seventies.; 6/6/13, 10:56 PM
Anonymous said...: Lovely Squeaky, Meter Maid.; 6/6/13, 10:57 PM
Anonymous said...: Naked Diabolical Bob Dylan Robot says:

Squeaky's not a girl who
misses much
Do-do-do-do-do, oh yeah

She's well acquainted
With the touch of a velvet hand
Like a lizard on a window pane

Man in the crowd
With the multicoloured mirrors

Sees Sharon Tate...; 6/6/13, 11:00 PM
Tim said...: "Satisfied, you Will Eventually end up in Bakersfield."

Oh Lord Jesus, Bakersfield.

Hookers or not, ain't nobody got time for that!; 6/6/13, 11:00 PM
Anonymous said...: "Naked Diabolical Bob Dylan Robot says:

First You Make a Small Incision along the Length of the Scrotum. Slowly. of Course: the Line Must Be Straight along the Rounded Subject. When the Testicle is Exposed you Show the Results to the Nearest Female Nurse. She Will Not Be Repulsed: this is Biology.She is Trained. Ask Her to Touch It: Her hands Are in Blue Plastic Gloves, it is Okay. She Understands: We will Replace it With a Uranium Testicular Mobile Unit. The Patient will -- in the Future -- Ejaculate Gamma Rays. Everyone Must Get Rayed."

---------------------------------
Fascinating..; 6/6/13, 11:04 PM
effinayright said...: Ann utterly saturates her blues and greens to the point they are other-worldy.

Again and again she does this.

A great "effect" but nothing to do with nature.; 6/6/13, 11:05 PM
effinayright said...: I once Had Sex With Squeaky Fromme.

hehehehhheeeh

Squeaky as in squeak hole.

We get it.; 6/6/13, 11:06 PM
Anonymous said...: The Blue Iris Demands the Past Tense. I Hardly Knew Her, and I wasn't Really Hard: Memphis. Them my Uranium Testicular Mobile Unit ejaculated, and it's Now Over Baby Blue.; 6/6/13, 11:08 PM
Anonymous said...: Naked Diabolical Bob Dylan Robot says:

"There must be some way out of here" said the Ejaculate to the thief
"There's too much confusion", I can't get no relief
Businessmen, they drink my seed, plowmen accept my earth
None of them along the line know what any of it is worth,
except they toss a few dollar bills on the Bed.

The Jim Carroll Cover.; 6/6/13, 11:12 PM
Anonymous said...: Squeaky Fromme was America's Yoko Ono.; 6/6/13, 11:14 PM
effinayright said...: betamax3000 said...

Is This Proof For or Against Evolution: a Man's Most Sensitive -- and Reproductive -- Parts Hang Like a Pinata Between His Legs. If Evolution Worked Shouldn't they Be Safely Behind the Rib-Cage and the Bony Sternum?

**

Apparently Nature thinks not.

OW would so many mammals essentially have the same exterior genital apparatus.

Pinata? A couple of inches is a pinata? It that the excuse you used for missing the pinata when you were a kid, and suffering life-long emotional harm?

Second: Evolution works, and not just apparently. If you have a different mechanism, please post it.

OW STFHU!!!

AND why would female reproductive organs not be protected as you think males' should be?

Face it: you're as outdated as your sig.; 6/6/13, 11:15 PM
Anonymous said...: Squeaky Fromme for WD-40"

"I used to be Known as Squeaky, but After a Few Spritzes of WD-40 I am now a Slithery Quiet Night Rambler.

Thank You WD-40!"; 6/6/13, 11:18 PM
Anonymous said...: Re: "A couple of inches is a pinata?"

I was going on more about the Balls (Sack full of Treats) but if You Wish to Take it Seriously as an Evolutionary Argument Please --as it were -- Swing At it.

Also: "OW STFHU!!!" would probably be the Sound I would make if a Small Child with a Bat Hit Me in the Balls.; 6/6/13, 11:22 PM
Anonymous said...: Re: "ace it: you're as outdated as your sig."

My 'sig' is NOT outdated: That is Why it has the '3000'.

I have Centuries to Go.

Before I return to the Volcano.

In the Volcano I will Understand All.

And John Travolta will STILL want me To masturbate Him. Massage, my Ass.; 6/6/13, 11:28 PM
Anonymous said...: Re: "
Is This Proof For or Against Evolution: a Man's Most Sensitive -- and Reproductive -- Parts Hang Like a Pinata Between His Legs. If Evolution Worked Shouldn't they Be Safely Behind the Rib-Cage and the Bony Sternum?"

I guess I should Elaborate Further. This Evolutioary Feature would -- Obviosly -- include the Tongue Penis, surrounded by 84 Molars as protection. Since No Man Would Then Ever want to Bite His Tongue Men would speak More Slowly and Enunciate Clearly, Attracting Women as a Consequence.

It's Science.; 6/6/13, 11:37 PM
Anonymous said...: Damn I'm Good.; 6/6/13, 11:39 PM
Anonymous said...: Of Course, the Tongue penis might Have Unwanted Consequences for Those Who Stutter. No One wants to be known in High School as "Lawn Sprinkler": that is Why there is Orthodontics.; 6/6/13, 11:45 PM
Anonymous said...: "Honey, the Word is on the Tip of My Tongue: you might want to back up a Step."; 6/6/13, 11:47 PM
MadisonMan said...: So you wouldn't mind if some global warming skeptic group - funded by seed money from the Koch brothers - maintained an office in your building and used students for their research?

I think it would be very engaging, and there would be great discussions/arguments. So no, I wouldn't.

(Assuming you don't actually mean they're doing human research); 6/6/13, 11:48 PM
Anonymous said...: "French Kiss? How about a 'Boston Custard'"?; 6/6/13, 11:49 PM
MadisonMan said...: In other words, the answer to speech you disagree with is more speech. It's not squelching the speech you disagree with.; 6/6/13, 11:50 PM
Anonymous said...: Re: "o you wouldn't mind if some global warming skeptic group - funded by seed money from the Koch brothers - maintained an office in your building and used students for their research?"

Soylent Koch is People.; 6/6/13, 11:51 PM
MadisonMan said...: French Kiss? How about a 'Boston Custard

Better still: Link.; 6/6/13, 11:52 PM
Anonymous said...: Re: MadisonMan said...

French Kiss? How about a 'Boston Custard

Better still: Link.

I remember seeing Blazing Saddles with my Dad at the theatre when it first came out. My Mother was at Night School and my Dad explained I might hear words I should Never Repeat.; 6/6/13, 11:58 PM
Anonymous said...: Furthermore: If Men had a Tongue Penis would it Not Follow That Women would then have a Mouth Vagina?

If so: Would that Then Make the Missionary Position Sodomy?

(Perhaps I just wanted to write "Mouth Vagina"); 6/7/13, 12:00 AM
Anonymous said...: The Mouth Vagina Monologues.

Obvious.; 6/7/13, 12:02 AM
Anonymous said...: I think I Might Respond to Every Post for the Next Few Days with: "French Kiss? How about a 'Boston Custard"

Eventually it Will Be a T-Shirt.; 6/7/13, 12:03 AM
Anonymous said...: "French Kiss? How about a 'Boston Cronut?"; 6/7/13, 12:05 AM
Anonymous said...: If Men had a Tongue Penis Surrounded by 84 Molars I would expect the Woman's Mouth Vagina to be Encircled by 100 Nubby Fleshy Nodules, not Unlike a Soft Circle of Clitorises.

The Future Will Be Sexy.; 6/7/13, 12:11 AM
Anonymous said...: Of Course, the Groins of both Women and Men would then Wither to the Smooth Emptiness of Ken and Barbie.

Teenagers could Now Dry-Hump with Abandon.; 6/7/13, 12:12 AM
Anonymous said...: Maybe this is Not where the ""At the Blue Iris Café..." was Meant To Go.; 6/7/13, 12:13 AM
Anonymous said...: If Men had a Tongue Penis the Spit Valve in the Trombone Might Need to be Re-Evaluated.; 6/7/13, 12:22 AM
Anonymous said...: If Men had a Tongue Penis the Rain In Spain Would Most Likely Fall Spasmatically in a Plain Keenex.; 6/7/13, 12:27 AM
Anonymous said...: If Men had a Tongue Penis they would More Often Go to the Dentist. A Female Dentist.; 6/7/13, 12:28 AM
Anonymous said...: If Men had a Tongue Penis the Cat Would Never have Their Tongue.; 6/7/13, 12:29 AM
Anonymous said...: f Men had a Tongue Penis all Stamps would Cost a Penny. Premature Postage would be Returned by the Post Office.; 6/7/13, 12:31 AM
Anonymous said...: If Men had a Tongue Penis it would take a hell of a Lot Less Licks to Get to The center of a Tootsie Pop. Like, maybe, Two.; 6/7/13, 12:33 AM
Anonymous said...: A Man with a Tongue Penis masturbating with a Corn Dog Does Not Necessarily Imply Homosexual Tendencies.

Or Not. The Jury is Still Out on This One.; 6/7/13, 12:37 AM
Anonymous said...: Sorry, Blue Iris.; 6/7/13, 12:38 AM
Anonymous said...: Okay Okay Okay.

When A Man with a Tongue Penis Blows You a Kiss...

(insert your own Punch Line).; 6/7/13, 12:45 AM
rcommal said...: ^ ^ ^
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Those are the 114 comments? On a flower-topped "café post"?

Jesus.

Well, at least they stopped dead in the tracks anything I originally had in mind to say.; 6/7/13, 1:18 AM
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