Althouse: Madonna breaks up with her 24-year-old boyfriend because they fought about...

May 6, 2011

Madonna breaks up with her 24-year-old boyfriend because they fought about...

... religion.

25 comments:

The Dude said...: Finally, she can make a video blaspheming the prophet.

WV: gasess - yep, she is.; 5/6/11, 7:01 PM
Phil 314 said...: He's 24, but she is older than his mother. He’s a strict Muslim, she has fervent Kabbalah beliefs.

Hmmm, wonder why it didn't work out.

Well at least he didn't stone her.

PS Madge is looking old. Take note Gaga; 5/6/11, 7:02 PM
edutcher said...: I'm surprised he didn't go all bin Laden on her.

Jewish, and all.; 5/6/11, 7:02 PM
ricpic said...: The least harsh thing that can be said about Madonna is that she's well preserved. But with zero self-awareness. A well preserved woman of a certain age should have the sense not to be seen in a form fitting sheath that can only be worn to advantage by a young nubile woman.; 5/6/11, 7:05 PM
Carol_Herman said...: Guy Ritchie is about to marry somebody else.

And, the 24-year old boy toy "couldn't get it in" without Vaseline. Most kids laugh when they discover the Vaseline by their parent's bedroom table.

She's old. She's ugly. And, who cares?; 5/6/11, 7:26 PM
PaulV said...: Meade is too young????; 5/6/11, 7:41 PM
Christopher said...: Phil 3:14,

Gaga is apparently already going bald from the constant bleaching.; 5/6/11, 8:12 PM
The Dude said...: Those boots were made for walkin' - OT, sure, but come on - comments are not allowed over at Insty-land.

Nancy was surely her father's daughter, and showing up to take her out was probably a very intimidating process. Perhaps not as terrifying as introducing your mother to Madonna - but pretty darned scary.; 5/6/11, 8:19 PM
caplight said...: They couldn't get the whole religion thing down but the sex was great, I'm sure.; 5/6/11, 8:25 PM
Titus said...: I have done many Muzzies. Cabdrivers, security guards, one that sells shit at a kiosk in the mall. All very third world and blue collar. There is quite a bit of guilt which makes it very hot.

I wouldn't want to be "going steady" with them.

But the guilty sex is very hot.

I love guilty sex.; 5/6/11, 8:35 PM
TWM said...: Age and fame were no doubt the main factors, but religion, yeah it can be a killer.

The daughter of a good friend - a Roman Cathoic - is about to marry a Muslim boy. His mother is Christian and his father is long dead, but I still don't see it lasting. In fact, I see quit a bit of pain in their future - mostly her's.

I wish I was wrong but I am pretty sure I'm right.; 5/6/11, 9:17 PM
Rumpletweezer said...: What could these two esteemed theologians have disagreed about?; 5/6/11, 9:31 PM
Chip S. said...: Titus said, I love guilty sex.

Is that why gays want to be able to marry?; 5/6/11, 9:34 PM
William said...: Being a rock star transcends gender. She has as many sexual appetites as Rod Stewart and wants to sate them with the youngest, most attractive partners. This, in its way, is a form of feminism.; 5/6/11, 10:13 PM
Sprezzatura said...: He's the same age as UBL's fifth wife who took a bullet.

If Madonna was two years older the similarities would be really remarkable.; 5/6/11, 10:26 PM
PaulV said...: momma's boy looking for mother figure.
Well, Sunday is mom's day.; 5/6/11, 10:56 PM
The Crack Emcee said...: Ahh yes, religion. They probably discussed the subject while doing it doggy-style, between phone calls with Guy Richie about the kids, or Sean Penn's latest communist infatuation, or whoever Warren's doing now. There's nothing like getting physical, when you're claiming to be meta-physical.

"Lady Madonna, lying on the bed,..."; 5/7/11, 1:07 AM
el polacko said...: so madonna (who looks pretty terrific in these photos) likes to date young men. good for her. i don't know why it upsets some people. if the sexes were reversed, the older dude would be getting fist bumps instead of insults.; 5/7/11, 1:33 AM
Clyde said...: She wanted to dress him up in her love, he wanted to dress her up in a burqa.

And 52 - 24 is a clear violation of the "1/2 + 7" rule, where anyone below half your age plus seven years is too young for you. Doesn't matter what the genders involved are, it's still cradle-robbing, and creepy.; 5/7/11, 6:50 AM
Toad Trend said...: @Clyde

"She wanted to dress him up in her love, he wanted to dress her up in a burqa."

LOL!

Can't quite gain a grasp of what you might be thinking just prior to hitting the vaseline with Madonna (btw never used vaseline - good God isn't foreplay sufficient???).

I mean, she slept her way to the top.

Body condom?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YFC0O393DQ; 5/7/11, 7:13 AM
Seeing Red said...: The scarf around his neck isn't what I think it is, is it?

And her LA center is being scrutinized by the Feds.; 5/7/11, 8:54 AM
traditionalguy said...: Madonna needs to find a younger man. Age 24 is almost over the hill.; 5/7/11, 10:55 AM
Trooper York said...: Christopher said...
Phil 3:14,

Gaga is apparently already going bald from the constant bleaching."

Jeeez don't tell ironrailsironweights. He will burn all his Gaga CD's.; 5/7/11, 11:17 AM
Trooper York said...: Carol Herman said....
And, the 24-year old boy toy "couldn't get it in" without Vaseline"

Like almost everything ever said about Madonna we need to file that under "Too Much Information."; 5/7/11, 11:19 AM
amba said...: Sunset Boulevard.; 5/8/11, 12:17 AM