"The other day I got a text from a boy, but it wasn't hot. I mean, if you're going to text me every day, you haven't seen me for months and you're trying to seduce me, you'd better spice up that text and make it more exciting than 'How was your day? I hope you're having a beautiful one.' Sadly, I haven't been doing a lot of kissing lately."
Chloe Sevingny.
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I was on a plane to Vegas once a couple of years ago. She was hitting on one of the Knicks rookies who was flying out to the summer league.
She had dirty hair...and much worse...dirty feet. Big dirty feet.
That might be why the boys aren't calling so much baby.
You know what they say...if a girl has big feet...then she definitely has a big vagi....what....oh it's men...errrr...never mind.
I liked her work in Brown Bunny.
You have obviously never seen Tracy Lords seminal role in "New Wave Hookers."
Oscar quality.
Chloe is ugly. Hence, the reduced kissing.
I think that she's pretty adorable -- and no, that has nothing to do with the fact that she sucked Vincent Gallo off on camera, either. I haven't even seen "The Brown Bunny"!
It's just, y'know, I not only think that she's pretty, but I have this thing for chicks with scoliosis. And no, I'm not even joking about that at all!
Weird, I know.
Also, Vincent Gallo is a massive Republican and conservative, and Sevigny is a close friend with him. Whatever her politics might be (and I genuinely don't know what they are) she's not one of those Hollywood types who loathe conservatives.
"Tracy Lords seminal role"
That was always her forte. She was a child prodigy.
Chloe Sevigny is why they invented the word "skank".
A little on the scrawny side.
I blame the repeal of DADT.
The reason the boys aren't calling much is that Sevingny is 36 years old.
Gees, she should be on Arrested Development. No, wait, that's one of my fav shows, she'd screw it up.
We can debate her attributes but really any man/boy who'd bother texting but not going beyond that, might as well become a eunech. What's the point?
Chloying Sevingny.
I'm not the first with that, am I? Am I? Can't be.
Not my type.
I always love photos like that one, where the woman's trying to look sexy/powerful and all I'm thinking is "ewww' and "skinny" and she blew Vincent Gallo on camera?
Good luck on finding a man with that resume', honey.
I always love photos like that one, where the woman's trying to look sexy/powerful and all I'm thinking is "ewww' and "skinny" and she blew Vincent Gallo on camera?
Good luck on finding a man with that resume', honey
Damaged goods.
She was great in Kids (1995)
She's 36 years old, and she refers to a potential conquest as "a boy" and the women on her TV show as "girls".
That reminded me of my favorite bumpersticker:
"If you are going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair."
I'm glad she did what she did in that movie because the title suggests . . .
Eww.
So she's looking for a lumberjack...in Hollywood.
E.M. Davis said...
Chloe is ugly. Hence, the reduced kissing.
If you ever seen brown bunny, you will immediately know why no one wants to go near her mouth.
Apparently I'm in the minority, but I find her both talented and attractive.
Yeah, so she's had a man's cock in her mouth. What woman hasn't?
CRack Emcee wrote:
and all I'm thinking is "ewww' and "skinny" and she blew Vincent Gallo on camera?
I think they admitted that it wasn't a real bj. THey used a prosthetic.
@Trooper, I think you misspelled semen-all.
Ok, were this another actress - say, Kate Beckinsale, or even Amanda Seyfried on a good day - I'd be hot and bothered. But Chole Sevigny is what you get when you cross attractiveness with a train wreck: Not pretty to look at, despite the constituent components. With that statement from her, I'm most more disturbed than hot and bothered.
I did not know about this "Brown Bunny" performance.
I made the mistake of googling it and it did not look fake.
Though I suppose it is possible.
Chloe is a freak and I can't say she's all that attractive.
I like her, although I suspect immaturity and, perhaps, unwarranted elitism.
It would, it seems, be hard to develop substance when you become famous for being trivial and frivolous.
She's wonderful on "Big Love," however.
"Yeah, so she's had a man's cock in her mouth. What woman hasn't?"
Anyone that ever dated hdhouse.
She's hot, hot, hot and brave.
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