April 13, 2008

"Scientists invent microscopic operating table for 1mm worm."

The answer to the question: What's in worm news today?

IN THE COMMENTS: blogging cockroach types:
damn
i was hoping they would have developed
a little operating table for me
i think i need surgery on my right rear leg
after that accident under the fridge last summer
ive been in chronic pain ever since it happened
i am on aspirin with the help of tommy
--he is the boy whose computer i use--
he grinds one up every week and puts out a little each night
it helps
but if they could develop
an operating room for a miserable worm
they could certainly build one for all the sick
and injured cockroaches out there
tommy says the vet wont touch me
id have to be some madagascar hissing cockroach
to get any medical care
its size discrimination i tell you
sizeism pure sizeism

2 comments:

blogging cockroach said...

damn
i was hoping they would have developed
a little operating table for me
i think i need surgery on my right rear leg
after that accident under the fridge last summer
ive been in chronic pain ever since it happened
i am on aspirin with the help of tommy
--he is the boy whose computer i use--
he grinds one up every week and puts out a little each night
it helps
but if they could develop
an operating room for a miserable worm
they could certainly build one for all the sick
and injured cockroaches out there
tommy says the vet wont touch me
id have to be some madagascar hissing cockroach
to get any medical care
its size discrimination i tell you
sizeism pure sizeism

rhhardin said...

This is the greatest advance since Corfam was invented to treat severe burns in cows.