"Because I'm transgender, I was always completely disconnected from my body."

Says Chaz Bono, blithely purveying a stereotype about transgender persons. Apparently, they are all completely disconnected from their bodies!

This head-body disconnect is offered as an explanation for obesity: "I really lived in my head and just kind of tried to ignore everything from the neck down."

The limits of optical illusions.

It's that dress that gives women an hourglass-figure look... except when it doesn't.

And as long as I'm debasing myself by reading the Daily Mail: Chaz Bono is having trouble rehearsing for "Dancing with the Stars" "because he lacks rhythm." I'm sure they can figure out a few optical illusions — lighting, costumes, editing, spiffy partner — to keep the current attention-getter from early elimination.

"What could Chaz Bono and Nancy Grace possibly have in common?"

We shall see!