November 5, 2026

"Too bad the Senate has not yet approved the Sunshine Protection Act or, the I Don’t Want to Change My Clocks Anymore Act. It’s so dark outside..."

"... so early (Sunset was 5:06 P.M., and it was dark by 5:31 P.M. — Isn’t that ridiculous?). Just a few days ago it was so nice and sunny at this same time. In addition, everyone’s been running around changing their clocks all over the place. I didn’t want to make a big deal out of this prior to the Election because I didn’t want to have certain Senators lose their Race, in a landslide, but it is too bad they can’t get it done.... President DONALD J. TRUMP (at Truth Social)."

Now that the elections are over, he can concentrate on what really matters: the way it was nice and sunny a few days ago and now it's dark because the clocks reset. 

Yes, the clocks reset themselves. No one — not "everyone" — is "running around changing their clocks all over the place."

2 comments:

baghdadbob said...

I thought we were going to roll back the clocks all the way to Jim Crow 2.0, and put y'all back in chains.

Iman said...

I’m looking forward to the critiques of Crowley.

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