If anything, “sexual revolution” was rather a prim term for the lurid carnival actually taking place in the mightiest country on earth in the year 2000. Every magazine stand was a riot of bare flesh, rouged areolae, moistened crevices, and stiffened giblets: boys with girls, girls with girls, boys with boys, bare-breasted female bodybuilders, so-called boys with breasts, riding backseat behind steroid-gorged bodybuilding bikers, naked except for cache-sexes and Panzer helmets, on huge chromed Honda or Harley-Davidson motorcycles.
That's on page 5. Replete with "and." You need these pairs and lists for sex.
I see Wolfe uses "stiffened giblets" again — with 2 "ands" — on page 142:
Up until 1985 pornographic movie theaters were as ubiquitous as the 7-Eleven, including outdoor drive-ins with screens six, seven, eight stories high, the better to beam all the moistened folds and glistening nodes and stiffened giblets to a panting American countryside. In 1985 the pornographic theater began to be replaced by the pornographic videocassette, which could be brought into any home. Up on the shelf in the den, next to the World Book Encyclopedia and the Modern Library Classics, one now finds the cassettes: Sally’s Alley; Young and Hung; Yo! Rambette!; Latin Teacher: She Sucks, She Has Sucked, She Will Have Sucked.
Ah! Tom Wolfe! I miss him. But what I want to know is how did Chuck Berry get on Garner's list of "some of our best writers"? Well, here's Garner's 2017 review of Berry's 1987 book: "Chuck Berry’s Memoir Grabs You Like a Song."
One of the things that made Mr. Berry’s songs jump out of the radio was his mischievous feel for words and his knack for alighting on details so fresh that they squeak. “They finished off an apartment with a two-room Roebuck sale,” he sang about the newlyweds in “You Never Can Tell.” “The Coolerator was crammed with TV dinners and ginger ale.”
This same instinctive feel for language flows into the autobiography. You’re not far into it before he describes a friend who is “as ugly as death eating a dirty doughnut.” A few pages before that, a girl is so pretty that the author “would have daily taken out her garbage just to be near her can.”
His sentences pop, as if he had a Coolerator crammed with them. He writes about the world like a man noticing everything for the first time....
Yeah, why didn't he win the Nobel Prize?
Here's my tribute to "the Coolerator was crammed with TV dinners and ginger ale" from last May.

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Berry only wrote one song, then embellished on it endlessly, but it was a great song.
Giblets are internal organs like heart and kidney. Is a stiffening giblets like hardening my heart? Not sexual. Now turgid tool, that's sexual.
"Rouged areolae?" Really? I think I managed to miss those somehow.
…sounds the congresswoman’s family without the billions in corruption…
…sounds the congresswoman’s family without the billions in corruption…
I would be remiss in my duty, if I did not tell you, that the idea of... intercourse - the fact of your firm, young... body... commingling with the... withered flesh... sagging breasts... and flabby b-b-buttocks... makes me want... to vomit.
"Giblets are internal organs like heart and kidney. Is a stiffening giblets like hardening my heart? Not sexual."
According to the OED, "giblets" in reference to human genitals is a long tradition:
"giblet... 2.c. 1647– transferred with reference to a human being. †to levy one's giblets: ? to summon up one's courage. †to join giblets: to marry....
1681 Oh! there's no Ho when Power makes Court'sey to Revenge, and joyns Giblets together. E. Hickeringill, Works....
1693 Yet in that case should it go worse with me, if I did not..bethwack her Giblets to wit, her Arms, Legs, Head, Lights, Liver and Milt, with her other Intrails. T. Urquhart & P. A. Motteux, translation of F. Rabelais, The Third Book of the Works of Mr. Francis Rabelais....
1769 If your ladyship's not engaged, what's the reason but we may join giblets without any pribble-prabble? Stratford Jubilee ii. i. 29Citation details for Stratford Jubilee
1845 My heart's blood..Is pumped up brisk now, through the main ventricle, And genially floats me about the giblets.
R. Browning, Flight of Duchess xvi, in Bells & Pomegranates No. VII: Dramatic Romances & Lyrics 19/1
…the meat and two veg…or ‘me plooms’ if you’re a vegan…
"her Arms, Legs, Head, Lights, Liver and Milt"
Lights = lungs
Milt = spleen (not fish semen!)
ST - can you explain to layman why "Berry wrote just one song" - they sound different to me, but then im not musician.
Arms and legs akimbo! People don't use akimbo enough.
I am SO going to start using “pribble-prabble.” Wonderful!
ST - never mind. I found on the reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/Guitar/comments/1cvzf1k/how_this_guy_get_away_with_making_the_same_song/
Seems Berry was a self-plagarist. LOL.
Pribble-prabble is OK, but it doesn't roll off the tongue as well as 'jibber-jabber'
Jibber-jabber jumps off the tongue; pribble-prabble purls.
I'm adding, not subtracting. Both are fun!
"her Arms, Legs, Head, Lights, Liver and Milt"
We know what head lights are.
Chuck Berry had a way with words, especially the way he delivered them. I always get a laugh out of the way he slips in
"Tell Tchaikovsky the news" in "Roll Over Beethoven.
Can I recommend a really good new movie out with Penelope Cruz, Seth Rogan, Ed Norton Jr, and Olivia Wilde, called "The Invite"? Almost the entire move, once you get past the opening credits, takes place in a single apartment, a conversation between four people, it's like a play. Cruz and Norton are swingers who live upstairs that the Olivia Wilde character invites to a dinner party, and that Rogan is going to scold for all of the noise they make. Hilarity ensues.
Anyway, I am judging this to be apropos of this thread based on the general subject matter.
“He sank his stiffened giblets in her gravy dish…”
Wolfe’s first deployment of the phrase was twenty years before “Hooking Up” in his collection of essays “In Our Time” (1980):
‘The opening chapter of Wolfe's collection of short articles, drawings, and social commentary is titled “Stiffened Giblets,” functioning as a social history and critique of the cultural shifts of the 1970s (including co-ed dorms, changing sexual norms, and the rise of the "Me Decade"’
Long ago, I wrote my high school English paper on "Love and Death in the American Novel." I hadn't heard of Leslie Fiedler, but was much inspired by Woody Allen.
In the 1960's Buck Owens had 18 No. 1 hits, basically redoing the same song over again.
That's an exaggeration, but he and his friend Don Rich had the formula down pat. Use the Ray Price shuffle (a driving 4/4 country rhythm featuring a steady walking bass line), turn down the bass in the production studio (only the treble stands out on AM radio) and write some catchy lyrics and music.
Of course his first No.1 was not like that. "Act Naturally" was written by Johnny Russell and had a different sound.
Little known fact: The Beatles were big Buck Owens fans.
Tom Wolfe may have thought giblets were testicles, but I don't think they are what actually stiffens.
I need to re-read Barth's first two novels (The Floating Opera and The End of the Road).
I remember recommending End of the Road to a sweet, pretty young lady I worked with at the university library--Meera R., daughter of an engineering prof from India. She read it and stopped talking to me afterwards. (Was it the abortion scene? I've often wondered.)
“I need to re-read Barth's first two novels (The Floating Opera and The End of the Road).”
The End of the Road was the first Barth I read; it’s on my list of books to revisit someday along with The Sot-Weed Factor. Both are excellent, but in totally different ways. Barth was very creative and original.
“Berry only wrote one song, then embellished on it endlessly, but it was a great song.”
Such complete and utter nonsense. Chasing Nadine around town unrequited is a world away from a young couple’s profound happiness in You Never Can Tell, which is a world away from a man pleading with an operator to help him track down his lost six-year-old daughter in Memphis, which is a world away from a guy riding along with his baby with No Particular Place to go (all the way home holding a grudge for the safety belt that wouldn’t budge), which is a world away from setting up a dice game on the railroad tracks only to have a train roll through in Let It Rock, which is a world away from a kid writing a letter to his local DJ pleading to hear the jumpin little record called Roll Over Beethoven, on and on.
I need to remember to use bethwack more often
Berry used the standard I-IV-V chord 12 bar blues structure in almost every song. I’ve spent many a night in a bar or club playing the Berry Beat on a Strat. It’s the left hand boogie riff of stride piano. Think Jerry Lee Lewis. The greatest practitioner of the Berry Beat is, of course, Keith Richards. So, every Berry song was exactly the same structure, different words. There are fast and a slow variants.
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