September 28, 2026

Madonna is confused about why she's here at all and nonexplains the joke about her ass, but she'd like to say thanks for whatever this is.

Madonna was great in the early days the VMA awards, so it was nice to see her perform live:


Speaking of confusion, I see no distinction between what she was doing back in the 80s and what these performers who look like her are trying to do now. Maybe that's the point she's making here. 

5 comments:

n.n said...

Jokes about her pet donkey or roasting a political affiliation equitable and inclusive.

Aggie said...

Well, it's good the swelling has gone down, that's a plus. But.... isn't she getting a little too..... rectangular, to be wearing outfits like this one?

RideSpaceMountain said...

Is that Madonna's culture? I don't like it!

MadisonMan said...

I agree that the dancing looks very familiar to anyone from the 80s and 90s.

William said...

She's lost a step. A younger Madonna would have removed a butt plug and preached to the audience about the liberation that comes from using one. Maybe engaged in a little lesbo action with Sabrina. But I guess now she's transitioning into the Grand Dame phase of her career and feels it important to strike a note of gravitas and dignity while accepting awards.

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