June 27, 2026

"Justin Franklin and Kevin Akoto do not know exactly how long they have been in the glass box in the middle of Times Square..."

"... surrounded by enormous LED billboards, flashing lights, hotdog stands and flags — and hundreds of faces looking in at them. 'I have no idea what day it is,' says Franklin, 29. 'I stopped counting after ten,' adds Akoto, 26. 'It’s no use trying.' After beating thousands of applicants, Franklin and Akoto were appointed as the television network Fox One’s 'chief World Cup watchers,' each paid $50,000 to watch every single one of the tournament’s 104 matches over 39 days and post social media content about it.... 'It’s a little weird,' says Akoto, turning around on the sofa to look at the crowd of 100 or so people looking back at him. 'But you get used to it. You wave at the crowd, they’ll wave back sometimes. Or they might tell you to sit down because they can’t see the screen. I definitely have more appreciation for zoo and aquarium animals now — why they don’t want to be out all the time.'"

The London Times reports.

3 comments:

john mosby said...

Is this the right wing version of Gorillas In The Mist? Hey let’s put these here kicksoccer fans in a glass box so we can figure out what the hell the hullabaloo is about!

More seriously, Fox News has been using the Cup as an opportunity to show all the Euro Walmart videos and to cheer on Team USA because they’re Team USA. In this day and age, a lot of righties have grown up playing soccer, watching it, and/or chauffeuring their kids to it. CC, JSM

Aggie said...

So, they each paid $50,000 to be Broadway carnival freaks? Do they actually get anything out of it, I wonder? I predict it's not going to be fame. They'll be forgotten before the Europeans start getting on planes.

Smilin' Jack said...

“ I definitely have more appreciation for zoo and aquarium animals now — why they don’t want to be out all the time.'"

The animals have it easy. They don’t have to watch the World Cup.

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