June 2, 2026

Bill Maher lay in wait for Spencer Pratt, then suddenly sprang the trap: "Your wife... look I hate to put it this way, but what I remember about this story was huge tits...."

"What is the state of the tits? They're not what you would call huge but they were at one point. At one time they were okay. So what happened there?"

Yes, that's what Maher said to the man's face, 37 minutes into the interview, after some drinking.

I think Maher wanted to destroy Pratt and had that planned. Either Pratt loses his temper and struggles to respond or he displays a Dukakis-like coldness or Franken-like jocularity that would turn women against him.

But no:

Maher: "But so then she had breast reduction?"

Pratt: "Yes, she did.... So I don't think you respectfully would notice anything."

Maher: "I respectfully wouldn't comment...."

Pratt: "Well, you brought it up."

Touché. Maher blabbers — "Well, I just... I'm telling you..." — then jumps to his backup attack: "My history of you is like 2007 douchebag and then years of nothing?"

Anyway, I think Maher came in wanting to reduce Pratt to the nothing he believed he was — a washed up reality show star who's pissed that his own house burned down — but Pratt prevailed and I think by the end Maher either felt supportive or wanted to manufacture some last-minute evidence that he had backed the winner. 

77 comments:

Mike (MJB Wolf) said...

I'll have to watch that later. I'm going against all the big name prognosticators and calling it for Pratt. I think he can knit together a 50% +1 day (assuming fraud is minimized) and the votes should be counted today. The left waited too long to counter him and he gained momentum at an advantageous time. He's spent the last two weeks in East LA, Watts, Jungle Town and Rolling 60s territory, places 90% non-white where the other pols never go. He drew massive crowds everywhere and his key, as he has said over and over, is "Moms want a safer city." Brown people are going to send the DEI hire packing.

Mike (MJB Wolf) said...

But why is Bill still such a "democrat or die" douchebag when he can see what it's done to the city? Sad.

Fred Drinkwater said...

Maher is and always has been a no-class individual and an attention seeker, nothing more.

Chris said...

I can't figure Maher out. He knows Bass and the other candidates are shit, but still does what he can to fuck over the opposing candidate who has a chance of doing something. Why is it, everyone ignores Pratt's political science degree.

Jimmy said...

Maher has always been an apparatchik, and pushed for every leftist scam. He could have been a good comedian, but instead ended up a cheap shill and a drunk
Like most Democrats, he is unwilling to connect his support for stupid policies with the actual results.

Leland said...

the votes should be counted today.

We will know he succeeded when they fail to count the votes by midnight. That’s not to say what the outcome will be a week or so later when they finally finish the count…

Howard said...

My reaction was the exact opposite. These are a couple of drunk Bros having bullshit brainstorming ragchew where absolutely nothing is off topic. As a matter of fact, Bill Maher created a situation to make Pratt look good. It takes a strong stomach to be able to work in the back room where the sausage is made. Pratt presented his bonafides.

Humperdink said...

Maher is the Joe Manchin of Hollywood. He talks a moderate game but always votes with the Pinkos.

rehajm said...

reality show star counts as political experience…

Ron Winkleheimer said...

Call me crazy, but if a woman had large breasts and then, at a later date, her breasts are smaller there would seem to be only two choices. One, she had breast augmentation and then decided to have the implants removed. Two, she was naturally endowed and decided to have breast reduction surgery to relieve lower back pain. Neither one of those situations are in the least bit embarrassing. In fact, celebrities get on social media to announce that they have done one or the other. If Maher thought he was going to "destroy" Pratt with that question then he is an even bigger idiot than I thought he was.

rehajm said...

2007 dooshbag then years of nothing is a mayoral upgrade for Los Angles…

hombre said...

It would be interesting to if all the speculating about Pratt winning proved accurate. Bass is incompetent. But why would inner-city residents, particularly black and homeless residents (who will turn out for bass even if they don’t turn out), care about burned out houses in Pacific Palisades? And why would other Democrats suddenly care about incompetence?

Steven Wilson said...

As a lifelong resident of West Virginia, Humperdinck, I want to endorse your comment wholeheartedly. Manchin showed his true colors (yellow not blue) when he started to stand during a Trump state of the Union speech in his first term. He started up and then sat back down when Shumer's basilisk stare (I kid) threatened him. Manchin had the opportunity when he was the decisive vote to put Shumer's balls in a vise and squeeze until the New York senator turned red, but he just meekly went along. He was born a democrat machine politician and didn't even know what the policy positions of either party actually were.

RideSpaceMountain said...

It's not hard to prevail against a mid-wit like Maher who thinks he's way smarter than he is. That guy was left of John Leibowitz until he sensed the way the wind was blowing, so in that sense he might be smarter than him.

Humperdink said...

Pratt may finish second which will earn him a spot on the ballot in November, but that’s where the party reaches its conclusion. He has zero chance against a flaming incompetent like Large Mouth. Incompetence is virtue among the Commie left.

Jamie said...

But why would inner-city residents, particularly black and homeless residents (who will turn out for bass even if they don’t turn out), care about burned out houses in Pacific Palisades?

I imagine it'll come down to turnout, and the so-called "get out the [supposed, unverified and unverifiable] vote" effort

And why would other Democrats suddenly care about incompetence?

That's the real question!

RNB said...

"I think by the end Maher either felt supportive or wanted to manufacture some last-minute evidence that he had backed the winner." Maher is a cur. Beat him hard enough and he will lick your hand.

RideSpaceMountain said...

Me: "Grok, provide me with examples of socks that portray someone doesn't know what they're doing."

Grok: "I've provided a catalogued list of Bill Maher's sock drawer. It's a long list. Would you like me to summarize?"

Jamie said...

LA is not my city and I knew nothing about Pratt until very recently. But we listened to an interview with him while we were en route to Toronto, and... I did not expect him to acquit himself so well.

He'll still lose - no other outcome will be acceptable. But who can say where he'll take his unforeseen talents next?

Aggie said...

He even called him Jesus. The Pratt pawned him with the mineral name Kunzite, long 'u' sound. Maher says 'I ain't sayin' it'. Maher sounded pretty drunk.

loudogblog said...

I generally like Maher, but he does have a "bad little boy" streak that I suspect comes out more when he drinks and smokes. Plus, he is a torn man. He sees himself as a solid Democrat but he is constantly pulling his hair out about the way that the Democrats, especially in Los Angeles, have gone way too far left.

bagoh20 said...

Maher tries too hard to convince people he's smart. That seems to be a thing with many atheists. I'm not sure which comes first, the pretentiousness or the atheism. I'm a hard-core agnostic, which is like being a meat-eating vegan. I assume I'm wrong, I just don't know which way.
Maher rides in the caboose. He is the last one to know where things are going.

narciso said...

Hes still a jackalope

Shouting Thomas said...

I’ve never watched or listened to Maher. Why would I? I don’t understand why a stand-up comedian has any clout in political commentary.

narciso said...

He never struck me as being smart

Howard said...

Pratt expects to win a majority today

Enigma said...

Maher is the World's most constipated Democrat. He's built up years of dirt and disgust and anger about the Party, but can't bring himself to finally dump them.

Ever the fence sitter, Maher may be trying to get back in the Party's good graces after eviscerating a slew of Democrats over the years.

Still, reality TV participants who discuss plastic surgery for ratings and profit remain commercial public en-titties.

narciso said...

These fourth rate players from the 90s

William said...

I agree with Howard at 10:52. All the weird stuff about Pratt came up, but in a conversational way. Pratt presented himself well, and Maher offered him an opportunity to present himself well. Maher doesn't indulge in Perry Mason moments. He has his opinions, and he lets his guests put forth their opinions.....I'm not particularly supportive of Maher's opinions, but he generally gives all his guests a fair chance to express themselves.

Howard said...

Rogan, Theo Von and the other standup Bros got Trump elected in 2024. Pratt's no dummy. Maher has a lot of fans. Free campaign ad running on election day for over an hour is how shit works today.

narciso said...

I have a very long memory about maher

RCOCEAN II said...

I had to google this, since I have no idea who Spencer Pratts wife is, let alone "the tit story". Seems she got a gigantic boob job, then found the big boobs were giving her back pain, so she got them reduced.

I mean who cares? Bill Maher brings its up because she's a Republican. And Damn, I'm always shocked how ugly he is. The big head on the tiny body. The ugly mug and the big nose. And waving that tiny cigar makes him look effeminate.

RCOCEAN II said...

This story reminds me of the Planter sextexting. If the Establishment/MSM doesn't like you ANYTHING in your private life that isn't 100 percent wholesome will be made public and you'll be attacked for it. Or, as in this case, if it was made public it will dredged up and made a big issue of.

And if they dont like you enough, like roy moore, they will send teams of reporters to investigate and try to bring something to light.

The best way to neutralize it, is to not care. Their private lives are irrelevant to what they do as public officials.

narciso said...

Hes a nasty little twerp. 1 out of 10 times he gets something right

RCOCEAN II said...

I keep having to remind myself that Bill Maher is a comedian. Probably because he never says anything funny.

tim maguire said...

Did Maher really ask Pratt about his wife's breasts and then pretend that it was inappropriate for him to say something about his wife's breasts?

What a putz.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Pratt handled that very well. So well in fact, Maher started coming unglued.

bagoh20 said...

As a former L.A. resident for four decades, I can assure you L.A. voters are not capable of helping themselves out of the pit they have dug, and the Dem machine would never let them. It would take an incredibly strong grass roots effort that just isn't the ideology of the people of L.A.
If Pratt did somehow get 60% of the real vote, the machine might not be able to over come that much, but that's what it would take just to end up with 50%. If he became mayor, the machine would destroy everything he tried. There are too many people making too much money off of the corruption.

Virgil Hilts said...

I agree with Howard. I like Maher and agree with him 80% of the time. I think Maher likes Pratt and was not trying to ambush him. Don't watch Maher regularly but see his clips all the time. He is pretty honest and will say things where his audience just freezes.

narciso said...

Lers see the light at the end of the tunnel before it becomes an on coming train

narciso said...

That film with shannon tweed was his apex

Dude1394 said...

I thought Maher was being a big ****.

narciso said...

Yes he still would have the psycho city council to deal with

bagoh20 said...

LA's decline is like driving your truck into a swamp. Once you do it, it doesn't matter how you drive the truck. The environment makes it irrelevant. You just stay stuck and keep sinking.

RobinGoodfellow said...

This type of hard-hitting journalism is what we have come to expect from the left.

Kevin said...

Democrat Campaign: Yes the city is a mess, but if you don't vote for us it will GET WORSE!

n.n said...

Sexual revolution! with dividends.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Isn’t it possible Pratt Spencer played a certain kind of person so well it still follows him?

ai examples :
Gary Sinise as Lieutenant Dan Taylor in the 1994 film Forrest Gump.
Daniel Radcliffe: Forever inextricably linked to Harry Potter
Mark Hamill: His legendary performance as Luke Skywalker followed him throughout his career.
Leonard Nimoy: His brilliant creation of Spock in the original Star Trek series followed him so completely that he wrote two autobiographies titled I Am Not Spock and later I Am Spock.

Before running Pratt Spencer was not Pratt Spencer. Now running, Pratt Spencer is Pratt Spencer.
Will the real Pratt Spencer please stand up, please stand up.

Vance said...

I think maher is the kind of guy that is basically saying 'Democrats! I want you to win, but by golly, can you at least be minimally competent? How can we be the party of big government will solve your problems if we can't solve problems!" I mean, even Adolf fixed things and made people's lives better before the whole world war bit. Democrats can't even run a city.

narciso said...

No they cant take your gruel

Ampersand said...

Maher's difficulties with the Democrats relate to the absence of a limiting principle in progressive politics. Most right wingers have guardrails on their freedom oriented agenda - no force, no fraud, no religious or racial discrimination, etc. People who cross those lines are to be condemned. Right wingers acknowledge that they have enemies to the right.
Dems such as Maher have a utopian equality-based end point of some ineffable description and a willingness to allow the end to justify the means. That's why they can't condemn leftists like Sanders, Mamdani, AOC, or Warren. The extremists are presumed to have good goals but tactical impatience. The disagreement is merely tactical.

Maher can't stop being a Dem, albeit a relatively honest one.

n.n said...

He read Pratt. He thought frat.

bagoh20 said...

If Maher finds everything about the Democrats to be unhinged and incompetent, then why is he a reliable Democrat? The way his comedy works, you would expect him to be making jokes about himself. He should be mocking himself relentlessly.

narciso said...

He is not that self aware

Not an oldster. said...

Sperms and titties...
Althouse, never change. We don't need educated voters. Lol

Brand yourself, baby.

Just an old country lawyer said...

What a lowlife scum Maher is. No gentleman, under any circumstances, would ask another man about the size of his wife's breasts, and on national television no less.
In a more civilized time, say 150 years ago, a man who pulled a stunt like that would not be called out to duel, the aggrieved husband would have caned him to within an inch of his life, or just shot him in the street like the rabid dog he is.

Mary Beth said...

I'm going against all the big name prognosticators and calling it for Pratt.

I hope so. I think it will be better for LA and I'll triple my PredictIt bet. I only bet a small amount, but a win is a win.

I made the bet because the excitement and the memes I'm seeing for Pratt remind me of what I was seeing for Trump in 2016. More hummingbirds!

Not an oldster. said...

He's a jew, not a gentleman.
He wants to be rude, like lil Rahm.
Makes em think they're better than others.
We just wouldn't stoop to that level of living...

Not an oldster. said...

Pretty sure he a pothead

Iman said...

I watched most of that, and thought Pratt did himself some good.

Maher talked about what he’d learned from strippers and others populating his libertine, vacuous, douchebag existence.

Known Unknown said...

" then why is he a reliable Democrat?"

How do you think Bill Maher actually votes?

narciso said...

Putting them through school and what not

bagoh20 said...

"How do you think Bill Maher actually votes?"

I think he votes third party, but that's effectively like not voting. It's highly unlikely he has ever voted for a Republican. I think he's a reliable Democrat in what he puts on the air, especially in the past. He is getting more fair about it now, but he was always reliably mocking Republicans, and that reliably supports Democrats.

Peachy said...

Pratt could be future president material.

the vile corrupt nazi demo-fuck left like to kill those people,

Rabel said...

Iman said...

"I watched most of that, and thought Pratt did himself some good."

Agree. First I've seen of him at length. He's sharp and has excellent verbal skills, unusual for a Republican.

Lazarus said...

"Washed-up talk show host" does describe Maher to a T.

"Pratt Spencer"?

RCOCEAN II said...

How does Maher Vote? He's a fucking liberal Democrat. That's how he votes. Just because he's willing to take the occassional shot at the Left or the Democrat party because he believes in a Neo-Con foreign policy or not taxing Rich people (like himself) doesn't mean he's a Republican.

People are so grateful to have someone in "Showbiz" that isn't 100 percent down-line Leftwing, they take any crumbs off the table.

Maher, used to pretend to be a "libertarian" but as we all know that label means nothing. Of course, maher used to mean it as "I don't like taxes on rich people, and legal hookers and cocaine". Not "Hey lets stop all these wars".

RCOCEAN II said...

The Democrats can be unhinged and unreasonable. But was Maher taking shots at Biden in 2020, except for harmless "Gosh isnt he old?" jokes? Did he attack Hillary for anything than the obvious personality problems? Did he viciously attack Obama? Like hell he did.

RCOCEAN II said...

Maher's program is on HBO. The network execs are liberal/left and so is most of the audience. He's not alienating them.

mikee said...

Pratt woke up, which is the opposite of being woke. That is a hard admission for some people to make.

narciso said...

Yes woke is a marxist paradigm

Richard said...

Hey Vance, I'm sure it just slipped your mind about the Juden thing. Their lives were not actually better under you know who.

AMDG said...

I disagree with Maher, but I enjoy listening to him. He will talk with pretty much anybody and he has actual conversations.

He had dinner at the White House last year and brought I sheet of paper quoting every insult Trump has directed toward him. Trump happily autographed it for him and Maher had it framed and displays it in his house. How can you not like that.

Jim at said...

a washed up reality show star

To be honest, I've never even heard of the guy before he jumped into the race.

John henry said...

You missed the best part, Ann. Where Bill Maher says "You're kind of like Jesus" albeit in the context of we know Jesus early years than nothing until a few months before he is crucified.

I though he handled Maher beautifully re the tits.

John Henry

narciso said...

Yeah i vaguely remember him from the 00s

wildswan said...

I think Maher took a big chance. He was ordered to do a show on election day on Pratt and destroy him by insulting his wife and Jesus on air thereby causing Pratt to blow up in some way. But Pratt did not blow up. So the net is Maher gave Pratt a lot of coverage on election day when many people were asking about Pratt for the first time.

Really, Maher should have known that anyone who has been in the Hollywood life but not as a star has faced malice and pettiness about their life many, many times. Reagan, Trump Maher - the people who can handle the media of today are the people who were accustomed to Hollywood or the New York scene. It seems that the media are just another version of that kind of pettiness. The issues Trump and Pratt speak about are enormous - the life and death, no less, of a great country and a great city - and the "reporters" on their efforts are on the level of old-time gossip columnists - fat women in tent-like dress accessorized with rhinestone sunglasses. The wrong color lipstick is smeared on. It's pettiness all the way down.

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