April 20, 2026

"Finding a new name was surprisingly easy. A Weatherman would drive out to a rural graveyard and look around..."

"... until he found the headstone of a person who would have been about his age but had died as an infant. Then he’d head over to the county courthouse and ask for a replacement birth certificate. Soon, he would have an official government license with his photo, but a new name and a whole new identity. My dad grew his beard out. My mom cut her hair short, dyed it red, and started dressing like a California hippie—big glasses and flowing dresses—rather than in her signature black leather, miniskirts, and knee-high boots. They set up safe houses—cheap apartments in working-class neighborhoods. They took jobs as construction workers, longshoremen, and nannies—work that didn’t require a Social Security card and always paid at the end of the day, in cash. Meanwhile, their bombing campaign intensified.... The method they used was simple: a young white woman dressed up as a secretary would walk into a building, place a bag or a purse in an empty rest room or office, set a timer, and walk out...."

Writes Zayd Ayers Dohrn, in "My Childhood in the Weather Underground/My parents founded the radical revolutionary group, then became fugitives. I was born in hiding, and spent my early years on the run" (The New Yorker).

41 comments:

rehajm said...

I must be the only one who finds the glorification of home grown terrorists disturbing. Fuck The New Yorker and the horse they rode in on for romanticizing them…

Dogma and Pony Show said...

Must be fun being raised by parents who were psychopaths.

DarkHelmet said...

Charming. So nice of them to launch Obama's political career.

Michael Fitzgerald said...

The libtard bible NYT busting a nut over Democrat Party terrorists again.

bagoh20 said...

Leftwing radicalism has always been a culture of violence. Now it's mainstream.

Ampersand said...

We are soft targets.

bagoh20 said...

But their killing and maiming is for a good cause.

Ficta said...

I read about the dead baby -> false ID procedure a long time ago in The Day of the Jackal (published 1971).

Enigma said...

If I did that, my new family name would be "Graves."

Sydney said...

His parents sound like horrible people.

Kai Akker said...

So cool. The coolest.

john mosby said...

Would we get this article in the 2070 New Yorker:

MY LIFE IN THE MAGA UNDERGROUND

Mom and Dad affected Latino accents and bought fake IDs from the mica man in the barrio. Then we went around the country, where they worked under the table for cash. They dressed in Old Navy and Carhart bought at the Salvation Army. Meanwhile, they continued the Movement's direct action campaign: walking between rope lines, parading unarmed a block away from public buildings, etc. I had to go to TESL classes at school in the daytime, but they homeschooled me with used books at night.

It all came crashing down when they insisted on attending church during the COVID-37 outbreak. The whole parish was personally locked up by FBI Director Don Lemon. When they were all fingerprinted and DNA screened, Mom and Dad's true identities were revealed.

Luckily other members of the underground were able to get me to the Argentine Embassy, whence I was smuggled to Buenos Aires in a dip pouch.

CC, JSM

Tina Trent said...

Scumbag, rapist, Maoist, lying, cop-killers who groomed Michelle and Obama almostly nightly for eight years while every politician, academic, NGO, judge, lawyer, author, and journalist in Chicago, Pennsylvania, and Tampa (the two latter "fact checkers" from Annenberg and Poynter Institute, grotesquely lied about it). By the way, a generation earlier of older Weather they/them also told this story years ago; they published bios; I published it myself years ago. A most leftist weekly rag, a good one, published it decades ago.

So, why is it news now?

Money Manger said...

I remember often seeing him and his brother with their parents in the West 120's in Manhattan in the mid-80's. Looked like a normal family. Cute kid.

john mosby said...

More seriously, there's no way a fugitive today could hide out working menial jobs for cash. He'd get turned in by the illegal aliens! CC, JSM

Iman said...

Mom and Dad are scum.

Tina Trent said...

By the way, Zayd is named for a cop killer and is a really bad legacy creative writer professor at Northwestern, thanks to mommy Bernardine, who also taught there thanks to connections, as she was not allowed to practice law due to her ethics and, like, killing and bombing. So she spearheaded (as it were) the law to prevent expelling disruptive and violent students from urban schools nationwide, endangering decent children and parents. They should both suffer the culture they created.

Tina Trent said...

Money Manger: why didn't you turn them in? At that time she was stealing identities to rent trucks for Brinks robberies and murders. You're a piece of excited garbage, at best.

Tina Trent said...

Money Manger: five children would still have their fathers if you had testicles and a brain.

Goldenpause said...

Nothing shows you are an incorrigible dirt bag more than monetizing and sanitizing the story of your terrorist parents. Dante would know exactly which circle of hell to assign Zayd and his parents.

wendybar said...

He should have been put in foster care, and maybe adopted out to normal parents, not revolutionaries that belong in prison to rot for the rest of their lives.....

n.n said...

Democratic terrorism and a first-order forcing of catastrophic anthropogenic climate change perchance warming. #HateLovesAbortion

Tina Trent said...

John Mosby: how naive are you? I have lived among thousands of illegal farm and poultry workers in Florida, Atlanta, and Gainesville, Georgia. You know who resents and fears them the most? The legal immigrants from their own countries.

Dave Begley said...

Any discussion about how daddy Bill Ayers wrote Barack Obama's biography?

Any discussion about how Barack Obama hates America and wants to destroy it?

Any discussion about how Barack Obama is a Marxist?

Leland said...

I guess it is good to hear how Democrat fraud networks begin. Maybe that is why Democrats don’t want the dead purged from voter rolls.

john mosby said...

Tina, it's a joke! Based on the idea that the Dems treat illegals better than their old favored constituencies. And the sanctuary-city policies that make it easier for an illegal to turn in an American for something than the other way round.

"Hey Paco, don't tell the fuzz about me, 'salright?"

"Whachuu talkin about, gringo? You're stealing work from honest illegals!"

As Carson said, they're no good if you have to explain them.... CC, JSM

n.n said...

Identity theft and lives denied with rural reform.

Aggie said...

I didn't read it, because like any normal human, I don't like to be around violent people that exploit our better nature at our expense. Did the New Yorker include a body count of the dead and maimed, to balance out the romance?

Tina Trent said...

Maybe if some of you weren't such excited lazy fabulists we'd still have a fucking country.

Tina Trent said...

Sorry John.

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Marcus Bressler said...

Despicable people

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Wikipedia: “The Weather Underground took its name from a 1965 Bob Dylan lyric, "You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows" from the song "Subterranean Homesick Blues". Originally called the "Weatherman" faction within Students for a Democratic Society (SDS), the name was adapted to "Weather Underground" when the group went into hiding as a radical underground organization.”

AI : “Bob Dylan has not typically been directly compared to Adolf Hitler, though he has faced significant controversy for making comparisons involving Nazis and has performed at venues formerly used by the Nazi regime.“

Lawcruiter said...

Depressing. Why draw attention to these people?

n.n said...

Re: blowing in the wind, it's also the subtext of forecasts, life, the universe, and pretty much everything other than principles.

Big Mike said...

I’ve been told that — at least in some states — the dead infant scam only works if the child died out of state. So it’s do-able, but much harder.

Officially Ayers and Dohrn got off because the FBI refused to expose its investigative methods w.r.t. the Weathermen, but Daddy Ayers was very rich and in tight with the Daley Machine in Chicago and I don’t think that hurt one bit. I note that although federal charges against both were dropped, Dohrn was still wanted on state charges. She eventually turned herself in and was fined $1500 with 3 years probation. That’s pretty light for such a murderous creature.

Here’s the final word from Ayers’s Wiki article;

Feminist critic Katha Pollitt criticized Ayers's opinion piece as a "sentimentalized, self-justifying whitewash of his role in the weirdo violent fringe of the 1960s–1970s antiwar left". She says Ayers and his Weathermen cohorts made "the antiwar movement look like the enemy of ordinary people" during the Vietnam War era.

To which I will add that it looked that way because it was that way.

Narr said...

James Earl Ray got a Canadian ID by using essentially the same dodge, after he shot King.

It's an old--and by now probably obsolete--underworld and espionage trick.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

At first blush, reading led me to believe that before the organization naming weather storms was formed, it was up to a drinking television weatherman to come up with a name for the coming storm. Until the mention shifted to a "replacement birth certificate" from a court house. I had to go back and start reading it again. Sometimes its not that I missed something, while reading, sometimes its that I put in something that don't belong.

Hassayamper said...

A lot of these crimes have no statute of limitations. I think Trump should tell DOJ to round up and prosecute every Weatherman they can lay hands on, starting with Ayers.

~ Gordon Pasha said...

Getting a pseudonym that way was shown in the original Day of the Jackal. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_of_the_Jackal_(film)

Interested Bystander said...

And those animals, who set bombs in restrooms were hited to teach in our universities while our elected leaders shrugged.

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