President Trump perfectly explains the sudden disappearance of Somali pirates:
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) January 5, 2026
"Do you notice that ships aren't being taken anymore? It's actually very easy. They head out, we say, 'Guess what? There's pirates’ *bing* thats the end of the pirates.” 🤣
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January 5, 2026
"They head out, we say, Guess what? There's pirates. Bing! That's the end of the pirates."
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AAArgh!
Now do Somali daycares please.
Should keep the Epstein Files out of the headlines for another week or two.
What is the Epstein files?
Kak...don't you know enough about Bill Clinton already. Get over him.
"Should keep the Epstein Files out of the headlines for another week or two."
A drowning man clutching at a straw.
Releasing Epstein files (thousands of pages) was not helping the Democrats one bit, just the opposite. Serious people are doing important things that affect the future. You need to go back to organizing your sock drawer.
"A drowning man clutching at a straw."
One Note Johnny.
Epstein was another Democratic #MeToo where they were hoisted on their own Fani. There are limits to social progress, even in liberal club.
The US cannot be pulled into an endless war in Venezuela. Democrats must end their Epstein inquiry NOW. 😆
"Should keep the Epstein Files out of the headlines for another week or two."
"What about the Dingell-Norwood bill?"
The man is a prodigy. He learned how to speak Somali in just a couple of days.
meanwhile, in re the minnesota pirates:
Gov. Tim Walz Drops Re-Election Bid in Wake of Minnesota Fraud Scandal
Sen. Amy Klobuchar seriously considering run for governor in state, Democrats informed of her thinking say
https://www.wsj.com/politics/gov-tim-walz-drops-re-election-bid-in-wake-of-minnesota-fraud-scandal-33a2a6be?mod=hp_lead_pos1
Kak hasn't even looked at what was released. He just knows it ain't enough. It's never enough. Aaaargh!
I interpret that Bing! as the old pinball machine sound.
It has War Games (1983) implications. Talking heads could chew on that for months.
Good gravy get better material
"Endless war" = 2 hour operation completed days ago with no losses. Why do we even have words?
Sometimes there’s a pony in the pile, and sometimes it’s just a pile of horseshit mucked out of the barn. Kaki hasn’t learned that yet.
Cue the inigo montoya line
New York justice. Bada bing, bada boom!
Planned Piratehood
bagoh20 said...
"Should keep the Epstein Files out of the headlines for another week or two."
"What about the Dingell-Norwood bill?"
The Hell with that, bagoh. I want to know about Queymoy and Matsu and what a president Walz would do about them!
John Henry
Another problem where "all we needed was a new President."
Amazing what we can do with a vote, yet some people actually say "it doesn't matter if I vote".
Trump doesn't mince meat.
"What about the Dingell-Norwood bill?"
LOL. In other news, Matsu and Quemoy had no comment.
Arrrrh, they be pirates!
”Oh, uh, so what are you gonna tell us, tough guy?” I said, “My usual, zero, nothing! Why tell you?” The fuck. He said, “No, you’re gonna tell me somethin’ today, tough guy.” I said, “Alright, I’ll tell ya somethin’, go fuck your mother.”
‘Bing! Pow! Boom!’
Achilles
I thought he Was talking about Somali day care centers.
Are the other Somali pirates out there?
John Henry
Tomato tomatoe
"PING! POW! CHOOM! ZOOOM!"
John henry said...
Achilles
I thought he Was talking about Somali day care centers.
Are the other Somali pirates out there?
There are home health services and welfare pirates. Homeless services pirates. The democrat party gave up klan hoods and hands out eye patches now.
https://www.malone.news/p/made-in-venezuela-iranian-drones?
Trump is President until January of 2029.
If he's going to do something interesting every week to keep the Epstein files out of the headlines, the next couple of years are going to be even more awesome than the last. I'm all for it!
Bring your popcorn
Trump to personally oversee the reconstruction of the presidential palace in Caracas.
It's funny the way he says "Somalia" at the very end. Nonverbal cues convey more meaning and emotion than spoken words.
Kak is pretty funny today
You only have to blow up 2 or 3 hood rat pirate ships - irregardless of whether it is manned by hood rats or not - and suddenly all the hood rats find other work.
This works on land too.
Geez they don't even give the drug runners a chance to walk the plank.
Kak wrote: "Should keep the Epstein Files out of the headlines for another week or two."
Bill Clinton can breathe easy then.
The painting of the dude wearing Monica's blue cum-stained dress in Epstein's house wasn't of Donald Trump, bro.
It was of Bill Clinton. His best buddy and fellow little girl rapist.
Before the Democrats start huffing and puffing about international law, they should be reminded of the time that Barack Obama, Savior, bombed a wedding killing 11 people and walked away Scot-free.
Phil: Ned Reyerson?
Ned: BING!
"FormerLawClerk said...
You only have to blow up 2 or 3 hood rat pirate ships - irregardless of whether it is manned by hood rats or not - and suddenly all the hood rats find other work."
That probably true of the Somalia pirates, but clearly wasn't true of the drug runners. I think the cartels threaten them and their families. It's go or die.
PP is a victimless Choice.
"You only have to blow up 2 or 3 hood rat pirate ships - irregardless of whether it is manned by hood rats or not - and suddenly all the hood rats find other work."
REGARDLESS.
More dem civility
https://x.com/MrAndyNgo/status/2008283822094188743?s=20
lol. Canada re-elected a government that they hated in order to stick it to Trump. How is that working out for them?
https://nationalpost.com/opinion/adam-pankratz-venezuelan-oil-could-put-canada-out-of-business
It should seem obvious by now that Trump doesn't do things the way Democrats do with both eyes focused on appearances, domestic political angles and manipulating the press with a buffet or meaningless words. He plans, he executes, he says what he means, and doesn't let the press dictate his limits. He could care less if one action steps on the story of another. The Democrats were being killed by the Somalian grift culture in Democrat thiefdoms, but that was no reason to avoid wiping it off the front pages with Venezuelan liberation. Democrats would never step on their own good fortune like that, because they care more about how things look than what gets done. Ultimately, Epstein will be a dead end, because it's about Democrats, and the press won't do it's job there anyway. Trump is two OODA loops ahead just by DOING what needs done rather than talking about it. I think we all wish he talked a little less, but he is pretty funny sometimes.
Trump's "guilt" in the Epstein files reminds me of the "missing heat" from the climate models, "It must be in the deep ocean where we have no thermometers.. yeah, that's the ticket! We are sure of it!"
The number of people stepping on their own dicks from Trump hate is amazing and hilarious.
They need those injections in the place specified
Dumb Don has his terminology wrong. Pirates steal from vessels at sea, so our ships are committing piracy, not the other way around.
Donald Trump's actions regarding the seizure of Venezuelan oil tankers have been described as acts of piracy by critics, particularly following military interventions that the Venezuelan government labeled as theft.
Piracy is contrary to international law, but our stable genius no longer interdicts tankers, he now claims to be deliberately firing on the tankers as he routinely does when attacking speedboats supposedly carrying drugs. So now the innocent tanker crews are as dead as the passengers aboard the small murderboats.
I gotta say I'm a little uneasy seeing Trump hanging out with Lady G.
Jaq said...
lol. Canada re-elected a government that they hated in order to stick it to Trump. How is that working out for them?
Eastern Canada is a sponge state living of the money that they take from western Canada.
When Western provinces vote to leave Canada the truth of the matter will become apparent.
FormerLawClerk said...
Before the Democrats start huffing and puffing about international law, they should be reminded of the time that Barack Obama, Savior, bombed a wedding killing 11 people and walked away Scot-free.
More pertinently they bombed Libya for months and removed Gaddafi from power.
Democrats are proud of the open air slave auctions there now. Brings them back to their roots.
Donald Trump's actions regarding the seizure of Venezuelan oil tankers have been described as acts of piracy by critics
And by supporters as Letters of Marque.
In the service of alqueda operative and tribal chieftain bel hadj
Robert Cook said...
REGARDLESS.
Apparently Irregardless is now considered acceptable as a non standard usage, but I agree with you that is is mark of stupidity. However, I am a snob.
I'm starting to think we really need TWO Executive departments, with two presidents. One for foreign affairs, military action, and wars, and another internal affairs, federal spending, DOJ, etc.
Trump is doing terrific work on the first, but there's no time for the second.
"When Western provinces vote to leave Canada the truth of the matter will become apparent."
It's coming dangerously close to that. Albertans are fed up. You get 15,000 people at a rally for independence in Atlanta that isn't very many. But you get 15,000 for that rally in Edmonton, well, that's a significant number of voices. Ottawa should listen very closely.
"He plans, he executes, he says what he means, and doesn't let the press dictate his limits."
His plans and executions are typically criminal in nature, and his statements are often lies.
"He could care less if one action steps on the story of another."
COULDN'T care less!
And no, Trump cares not a bit that his criminal and stupid actions are often criminal in nature and are destroying our nation and is or will turn the world against us, including our allies.
"His criminal actions are often criminal." What are they the rest of the time? And to think that I was about to lavish praise on you for catching "irregardless".
Is it ironic that Cookie doesn't understand irony? You tell me...
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