Trump explaining to children why we track Santa is pure comedy:
— johnny maga (@_johnnymaga) December 24, 2025
“We want to make sure that Santa is being good—that Santa is a very good person. We want to make sure that we're not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa.”
He’s so good at this. 🤣pic.twitter.com/CgQe8bY40f
December 25, 2025
Trump's Christmas message: "Don't ever leave Oklahoma!"
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I understand why the haters hate, but I love him.
Classic Trump.
Oklahoma => Kansas => The Wizard of Oz => A Christmas Story => The episode of All Creatures Great and Small entitled "Merry Bloody Christmas" => Kansas the rock band => Oklahoma! the musical
…where the wind comes sweeping down the plain…
What happened to Colorado? My son lived there for several years. Beautiful state. Conservative state. I loved the beauty. At that time, I talked to residents who recently moved in. All from California. They said they would never move back. Then they completely flipped the state. Think Newsome is terrible? Gov. Polis is nipping at his heels.
"Clean, beautiful coal!"
His can you not love this guy?!
I can’t believe he didn’t mention our yuge economic growth in that phone call. Missed opportunity for sure… lol
Nice tie, too - matches his hair!!
As noted on the Instapundit posting of this (or a similar) clip, FJB stopped doing unscripted interactions after he participated in the 2021 NORAD Santa Tracker and got trolled into saying "Let's go Brandon".
For emphasis - *2021*
"What happened to Colorado?"
It got Californicated. My sister lived there for twenty years and left Colorado Springs for....Fairbanks, AK!!!
I think it all started going south when Mork landed also Gary Hart
Well, I've never been to heaven
But I've been to Oklahoma
Merry Christmas!
Compare/contrast the Jimmy Carter call-in show. Do you have a "Trump is like Carter" tag? CC, JSM
Who is this Carter you speak of
Now now 'Ciso, it's Xmas - no damnatio memoriae, just for one day a year....CC, JSM
Bari Weiss, circa 382 AD: "Before we officially add the New Testament to the Old Testament, we need to interview the descendants of Pontius Pilate to give them a chance to tell us why the crucifixion of Jesus wasn't really all that bad."
If the Romans had simply deported woke baby Jesus to South Sudan, a lot of trouble could have been avoided.
Trump to child from Pennsylvania: 'Pennsylvania is great, we won Pennsylvania, actually three times. We won it a landslide.'
Little kid just wants to hear about Santa and Trump wants to talk about himself again.
You brought him up,
I dont remember that
Like the star wars christmas special
’ Well, I've never been to heaven
But I've been to Oklahoma’
A Christmastime Hoyt Axton shout out!!
Kaka said: “If the Romans had simply deported woke baby Jesus to South Sudan, a lot of trouble could have been avoided”
Permit me to add, Jesus’s disciples were scattered hither and yawn ……. which caused the Gospel to spread like wildfire! Think sending Jesus to the Sudan would have snuffed out spreading the word? Think again!
As an aside, when I was in hospital earlier this year I was tended to by a nurse who prayed with me every morning. In fact, I heard her praying with the patient in the next room. The nurse was from the Sudan. You make me laugh kaka.
No girls raped. No women aborted. No redistributive change taking food from children. A gay yuletide cheer to our little community and all human communities around the world sharing principles and traditions.
That said, no illicit Fentanyl and suppressed respiration for you. Lives matter. Christ is born.
Merry Christmas to one and all! Don't ever leave the Althouse Blog.
Think about it this way: Trump has given illegal aliens each $3,000 pair of ruby slippers to click together three times.
"There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home."
Aktually nubia had come under Roman rule, so vast was their hegemony you dont even get thr case of rice aroni rich
There had been a peace treaty but autopen scuppered it
The Sudanese people hunger for something more in these dark times
What do Oklahoma and our President have in common with the word bull?
Very Cute. Trump is the best man ever to be President, and one of our funniest. He doesn't have to do this. He's 79 and wont run again. He could be playing golf on vacation in Florida.
Its one of his most attractive features.
"Merry Christmas to one and all! Don't ever leave the Althouse Blog."
I promise. Merry Christmas.
The Real Donald Trump is the most extraordinary - and most extraordinarily effective - President in my lifetime, right up there w the Best of the Best.
Proof that the everlasting, beyond-all-naming Consciousness truly does love the United States of America, huzzah and hallelujah.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
The 'OK' expression did not come from Oklahoma. It came from the Old Kinderhook society in upstate NY.
Polis is a fraud. He says one thing - does the opposite.
Merry Christmas, all!
Kakistocracy said...
If the Romans had simply deported woke baby Jesus to South Sudan, a lot of trouble could have been avoided.
Where ever you send white male protestant Christians prosperity follows them for some reason.
The secularists and pagans follow them around demanding stuff.
Democrats in Colorado - from polis on down - obey orders from their mob-pay masters.
Defund the police - check.
Open the prison doors - check.
Allow crime to sky-rocket - check
Refuse to work with the feds removing criminal illegals - check.
on and on....
oh - in 2024 - the democrats along with a few idiot Republicans, (the only type we have in Colorado now) decided to pass a law that gives all criminals the huge loophole from responsibility and consequences. You see - if the criminal is "unfit to stand trial" - the criminal is free to walk out the door. Literally. Walk out the door.
Amazingly - all sorts of violent criminals using the excuse "I'm not fit to stand trial!"
In Weld county - a criminal almost killed a man by beating him to an inch of his life- and the attacker was set free using this law.
Where ever you send white male protestant Christians prosperity follows them for some reason.
And your point is? Jesus was none of those things. Protestant Christianity didn't appear until the sixteenth, and the religious wars of the next couple centuries devastated Europe (the population of Germany dropped by about 45% as a direct result of the Thirty Years' War).
WTF! He is telling a kid that he made Santa get a visa to travel.
oh no! Freder. I hope team D impeaches him over it. this is truly the end, now.
btw- There is almost ZERO police presence on Colorado roads and highways. The consequence being many drivers just do whatever they want. Run red lights... and all forms of dangerous behavior. Road deaths are on the rise.
Polis(D) is wealthy and flies private jets.
Trump's IQ cannot be above room temperature. OK?
I lived in Lawton, OK for three years. That was quite enough.
We used to sit on the roof and watch tornadoes march across the west range of Fort Sill. Good times, NOT!
Burisma Joe had to pardon his vile corrupt family for their pay to play grifting. OK.
Oh noes...anyways
Merry Christmas to that doddering, demented child rapist..
And Merry Christmas to all of the MAGAts who love demented pedophiles.
TBF - Please disappear.
Sometimes I get the sense that Trump manages the hectic nature of his job by letting himself occasionally have fun with it. This is an example of that.
Tea Hag - don't you have some bullets to etch?
And Merry Christmas to all of the MAGAts who can see Trump withering away in front of their eyes, hear his disjointed, vile ramblings getting more and more incoherent but still have to stay on the Trump train or the cognitive dissonance would break them.
TeaBagHag said...
Merry Christmas to that doddering, demented child rapist..
And Merry Christmas to all of the MAGAts who love demented pedophiles.
When you are this stupid there is only room for hatred in their tiny little brain.
Considering your leftist hate is built on lies - you fit the bill of your own lunatic rantings - Tea-D-bag.
It’s true A shill ease.
Recognizing that you’re an ignorant, hateful shitbag is the first step, now you need to improve yourself as best you can. Read a few books to get some enlightenment. I suggest you start at a level that’s challenging but doable; for you, Where’s Waldo would be a good start.
Maybe we can get you to curious George bu the spring.
Santa is on the sleigh having a gay old time delivering gifts to good boys and girls worldwide.
Does anyone honestly think Biden could have a coherent phone conversation with a small child, maintaining the narrative fiction that we're tracking Santa?
He would probably fall asleep; tell the kid to launch a drone strike; order takeout from the kid; start having an inappropriate conversation with her about dating; or get in an argument with the kid about Trenzalimpure...ah, you know the thing, fat! CC, JSM
Tax collectors in that era were more like licensed thieves they would take more then their fair share
If you think heaven is flat, boring, and occasionally punctuated by massive casinos full of overweight middle-aged rednecks, Oklahoma probably seems a lot like heaven. Sure.
The gad said this (yes he actually said this): “ Trump's IQ cannot be above room temperature. OK?”
Trump who is multi-multi-milllionaire has an IQ lower than 70 (degrees)? Did they change the scale? Where does that put AOC? Jazzy Croquet? Or even the gad?
the challenge is to say the stupidest thing, admittedly it's not easy because they try to be more ridiculous then the last
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Peachy said...
Polis is a fraud. He says one thing - does the opposite."
Is this the guy? Native born, or Californicator? How many Colorado democrats native born?
"Jared Polis Becomes the First Democratic Governor to Back Trump’s School-Choice Plan"
I hate to defend Achilles, but someone whose own chosen pseudonym is an obscenity containing the word 'bag' should not be calling anyone 'shitbag' (12:00pm). It's a textbook case of projection, or, as I like to call it, projectile commenting. And putting his obscenities on someone else's site on Christmas Day is particularly offensive. Has TBF been banned from Christmas parties given by all his relatives, including second and third cousins?
For fun:
Overall Migration Totals: A 2024 study of IRS and Census data found that 24,864 individuals moved from California to Colorado in a single year, while 14,929 individuals moved in the opposite direction.
Colorado's Total Voting Population: As of 2023, Colorado's total population aged 18 and over was 4,662,926.
0.0053322741986469
One thing Californicators are guilty of is raising property prices. Retirees sell their over priced home, then greedy Coloradens raise prices of real estate to take advantage of geezer Californicators. Unfortunately, higher prices, although affordable to the ignorant Cali immigrants, make it impossible for young multi-generational native Coloradans to own a home. But, at least the sellers are making a profit, which is more important than keeping it affordable for sons and daughters and grandchildren
thats the point, drive out the sensible people, making it inevitable for people even worse that Polis,
Tonight on CBS, Steven Pinker and Robert F Kennedy Jr. debate “Have vaccines failed American children?”
Polio vax - are the risks worth it?
I actually think something like this will happen. Fox has not done very much anti-vaccine stuff. I think someone like Hannity for all his false isn’t enough of a psychopath to go there. Bari is and she’s already done some anti-VAX stuff on the free press.
Occasionally reflect upon lefty provocateurs. A little back and forth today. Kak prob #1 in that he can be wrong, but serious. Gad occasionally serious, Tea just in it for dopamine hit from responses.
All in all, in the big picture, Inga is by far the greatest of them all. She can post 2 sentences in a single comment and get fifty responses in an hour. Then when things taper off, add another comment to wake everybody up.
While she infrequently goes a little overboard as a result of too many drinks, she usually maintains control.
Ward is Chuck like with detail and vocabulary but rarely gets personal. Chuck's style of starting out professional and serious but devolving into whining and complaining is missed by many.
Sadly, Cook and Fredo seem to always mean what they say and are unable to engage in the often playful back and forth.
Merry Christmas to all and happy holidays to the others
they all defend the indefensible, attack those who are worthy, and venerate those who provide no good to this society,
doesn't matter if they are passive aggressive, or vituperative jackalopes,
Near 7pm EST, meaning Christmas is over. Yah!
Christmas not over 'til the kids go to sleep.
Now I've got the song stuck in my head- You're the Reason God Made Oklahoma, 1981 single by David Frizzell and Shelly West.
But it is a good one!
Link- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pII6y3ykg5o
Unfortunate in Colorado, whose student population is 40% black or hispanic, that teachers are 74% female. Women generally more accepting of gender change, welfare, and communism. Those kids may be influenced by their well meaning teachers.
they may be more sensible to some degree, the propensity for people to believe ridiculous things, is a little extraordinary,
(Surprisingly)During the last school year, a third of Colorado’s school districts did not have one teacher who identified as Hispanic, while more than 70% of school districts did not have any black teachers, according to Prateek Dutta, Colorado policy director for Democrats for Education Reform, who cited data from the Colorado Department of Education."
and how are Colorado's writing and math scores,
Merry Christmas to that doddering, demented child rapist..
And Merry Christmas to all of the MAGAts who love demented pedophiles.
Nice of you to take a break from molesting barnyard animals in order to drop by and wish us good cheer.
“Nice of you to take a break from molesting barnyard animals in order to drop by and wish us good cheer.”
How dare you befoul your good mother on this blessed day.
Quiet piggy.
How dare you befoul your good mother on this blessed day. Quiet piggy.
My mom's dead.
Go back to milking the bull, Hag.
TeaBagHag said...
“Nice of you to take a break from molesting barnyard animals in order to drop by and wish us good cheer.”
"How dare you befoul your good mother on this blessed day.
Quiet piggy."
You're the one fuckin' her.
Things a little slow at your gloryhole this holiday season?
I find it interesting that the left thinks that MAGA is a top down movement. It must be that it is because all of their insights are delivered to them from the top down. No argument. No matter how hard you try to explain the dispersed nature of MAGA they refuse to accept it.
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