December 17, 2025

"If anyone says anything, if anyone has a problem... we'll just comment, Stop commenting on women's bodies! Right?"

"Use it against them. Am I right?... These are just starter ideas."
@lindsayfitzg

Let’s hear those ideas boys.

♬ original sound - Lindsay FitzGerald

69 comments:

Iman said...

Stop? The answer would be “No!”

R C Belaire said...

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Iman said...

Hey, I wish you were an orphanage, I’d put some kids in ya…

chuck said...

Well, that was a wasted 30 seconds.

Narr said...

Your body is a temple, and I'm here to make a love offering.

RideSpaceMountain said...

"...so they don't have the energy to fight back."

Getting the US women's soccer team to collectively add 30lbs wouldn't have made their loss to a male high school varsity team any less embarrassing.

Womp womp, wonderwomen.

mccullough said...

Women’s shit

baghdadbob said...

The men could do a reverse-Lysistrata and withhold sex from the women until the females bend to their will.

Tarrou said...

Yes, men spend this much time thinking about beauty influencers.

n.n said...

Tick tock.

n.n said...

Tic talk.

Achilles said...

This woman is making a great argument for repealing the 19th Amendment.

Really 90% of Americans are too stupid to vote.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

The blog has a theme today.

n.n said...

Avert your eyes.

Laslo Spatula said...

Be careful, ladies.

If men stop talking about women's bodies, they will inevitably start talking about the Roman Empire.

I am Laslo.

CJinPA said...

That went over my big, fat head.

Jupiter said...

Sailer's Law of Female Journalism

RideSpaceMountain said...

mccullough said, "Women’s shit"

Chick Crack...SocMed was custom designed for it.

n.n said...

A liberal dose of moderation helps mitigate a self-absorbed progression.

buwaya said...

My male senses tell me she's mad about something. Not sure what.

RideSpaceMountain said...

@buwaya, it's not about the nail!

Kirk Parker said...

buwaya,

> Not sure what.

Neither is she.

tim maguire said...

Women's bodies are probably the only thing I spend more time thinking about than the Roman Empire and I'm not supposed to say anything about them? Nobody puts Timmy in a corner!

n.n said...

Ah hell, Karen!

RideSpaceMountain said...

I keep imagining this conversation taking place with a straight-faced Sydney Sweeney replying calmly, "I don't think about you at all."

tim maguire said...

Hmmm...I got anticipated by Laslo. I suppose I should be proud that, for a few fleeting moments, we were on the same wavelength.

PM said...

That was, like, tired, man.

n.n said...

This is ponderous

2nu, who new, really ponderous.

Aggie said...

If she has something to say, I wish she'd say it.

Temujin said...

I don't think she's making the point she thinks she's making.

Iman said...

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Achilles said...

buwaya said...
My male senses tell me she's mad about something. Not sure what.

I will take a guess.

Chad fucked her and wouldn’t marry her.

Iman said...

skittle haired woman (stay away baby)
skittle haired woman (stay away baby)
that would be a no (oh noes)
that would be a no (oh noes)

h/t Bill Medley

mikee said...

It wasn't her female-ness that lost Harris the election, it was the Kamala-ness, the Harris-ness she displayed that kept voters away in droves. It was her, not her sex. I woulda voted for a Condi Rice over GW in his second term, and McCain woulda made a fine VP to stand next to Palin.

chuck said...

I got anticipated by Laslo

I was going to mention that the video needed more Roman Empire, but missed the opportunity.

rrsafety said...

Men seldom publicly comment on women's bodies ... except for Sydney Sweeney. DAMN!

Clyde said...

"They got dangerously close to electing a female president..." Neither Hillary Clinton nor Kamala Harris were defeated by Donald Trump due to their bodies. They lost because of their bad ideas, policies and personalities. Clinton might have almost destroyed America before Biden had his chance. Harris would have finished the job that Biden started. Neither of those were desirable choices for anyone who loves America.

This gal doesn't seem very pleasant, either.

Marcus Bressler said...

If I said you had nice legs, would you allow me to continue to pull one of them?

buwaya said...

If K.Harris could speak like her father (look him up on Youtube) she would have been a formidable candidate. I'm guessing maybe also her mother, but thats speculation, I havent heard her mother.
But theres that reversion to the mean thing that bit her bad.

RCOCEAN II said...

Satire or not? Its impossible to tell with the Liberal/Left. She is a lesbian, so there's that.

Anyway, it'd be nice to think that making liberal women skinny would make to too tired to fight against MAGA, but we know the opposite is true.

RCOCEAN II said...

No doubt women find her funny.

john mosby said...

1. The Roman Empire was accidentally established as a result of seeking out more and different women's bodies. Sabines, anyone?

2. What makes a woman more tired: anorexia or dragging around a huge (albeit shapely) ass? The world may never know.

3. I don't think Fitz's point is that women candidates lost because of their individual bodies; rather, women as a whole get exhausted by pursuit of beauty standards, and so don't have the energy to organize politically. Both are screwy, but may as well call her screwy for something she actually said.

4. "Stop commenting on women's bodies!" is my usual response to "Sir, what are you doing in the women's locker room? You don't look trans at all, in your moustache, intact genitalia, and "I'm the Man!" T-shirt." CC, JSM

Steve Witherspoon said...

That video is pure trolling.

Achilles said...

john mosby said...

2. What makes a woman more tired: anorexia or dragging around a huge (albeit shapely) ass? The world may never know.

I wear weight vests.

Fat people who lose weight have shocking amounts of energy and I can feel why.

rhhardin said...

Complaining is a transference of sending your mate on a quest, when you don't have a mate or have decided to go the nagging route. It's kept feminism marching in place for 150 years.

Levi Starks said...

This is one of those posts I don’t even click on the actual substance, rather I go straight to the comments and try to guess what it might have been. It’s more of a challenge, and the comments are invariably more entertaining.

Kirk Parker said...

mikee,

> McCain woulda made a fine VP
> to stand next to Palin.

I, too, would have preferred them the other way around, but I don't think McCain would have been a *fine* VP, he would have been a deep state mole like Pence.

john mosby said...

Achilles: yes, nothing like dropping the ruck. But when the ruck is part of one’s body, and it takes much more effort than loosening straps, it’s not as instant an effect. RLTW, JSM

Arashi said...

Is 'she' off her meds or is 'she' always this weird in 'her' posts?

Disparity of Cult said...

Maybe she's nice to her cats.

Howard said...

Most people who lose a ton of weight also lose a significant portion of their muscle mass.

Gemini AI Says that I am right:
When obese individuals lose a significant amount of weight (one-third to one-half), they typically lose about 20-30% of that weight as lean tissue (muscle), though this can vary, with some losing up to 35%, and resistance training and adequate protein are crucial to minimize muscle loss, which is a major health concern. For example, losing 30 kg (about one-third of a 90kg person's weight) could mean losing 6-9 kg (13-20 lbs) of muscle, with the rest being fat.

Howard said...

Nobody gives a f_ck about male body dysmorphia. That's okay because men are programmed to suck it up soldier on no pain no gain and no crying.

Wince said...

I didn't know Rachel Maddow and Ellen DeGeneres had a biological daughter together.

IamDevo said...

The glasses. Big, too big for the face. Always the giveaway. Might as well have put up a sign. Or maybe she did. Anyway, watching with the sound turned off was pretty amusing. I wonder what she was caterwauling about. On second thought, it doesn't matter.

bagoh20 said...

Too narrow minded. You need to keep a variety of body types in the harem. Think "and" rather than "or".

boatbuilder said...

Very odd. Is she pretending to be the imaginary males controlling the movie industry? As far as I can tell, the movie babes today are not particularly skinny--in fact, Scarlett Johanssen, Sydney Sweeney, etc are sort of a throwback to Marilyn Monroe, and the "superhero" women are generally similarly shaped. Not that I'm commenting on women's bodies or anything. Also, who told her that talking about women's bodies is not allowed?
Also--who is this person?

narciso said...

Liz warren at 25,

JaimeRoberto said...

Is that supposed to be about Arianna Grande?

Mr. T. said...

"Women's bodies are probably the only thing I spend more time thinking about than the Roman Empire and I'm not supposed to say anything about them? Nobody puts Timmy in a corner!"

Nobody puts *Titus in the corner.

Bruce Hayden said...

Sure, I just understand why she doesn't like that men are visually attracted to women. But has she ever thought of the ramifications if that weren’t the case?

That’s just not how the animal kingdom works. ESP mammalians Like us. Males tend (are wired) to be active, and females to be receptive. Not all, of course. Just most. It appears, at least in humans, to be a result of in utero masculinizing of the fetal brain in the presence of testosterone in male fetuses.

In Humans, male attraction to females tends to be visual, because we are a primarily visual species. Imagine, you women out there, if your estrus weren’t hidden. In scent driven species like canines, every male within blocks would know when you were fertile. Roughly 12 times a year, for up to 1/4 of the time. Works for canines, because they only go into estrus a couple times a year.

That isn’t going to work for humans, because we evolved to hide estrus, and a good reason driving that is to tie a male to a female so that he can provide her with resources, which allows her to bear more kids and have more of them survive to reproduce. Males, until at least very recently, have always produced more resources than females. We are, on average, bigger, stronger, faster, more directed, and harder working.

Fat women, sick, or older women, aren’t as fertile. So, naturally, as a visually driven species, we look to the younger, thinner, healthier, women to pair bond with. If you can only have one, then might as well pair bond with one who has the highest chances of having the most kids who live long enough to reproduce. It’s Darwin and evolution at work.

Birches said...

I don't know anyone who isn't horrified by Ariana Grande. Men seem way more into Sydney Sweeney. My husband and I watch 90's/2000 era teen movies with our kids and are shocked at how straight the women's bodies are back then. Butts and boobs are in now.

Rocco said...

Aggie said...
If she has something to say, I wish she'd say it.

We should ignore her until actually says something important. At the end, she appears to be asking for advice, so we should give it to her then.

wildswan said...

To me, this is all what I call "the court pattern," but maybe "the latest murmuration" would be a better name. In this pattern, insiders depend on favor, not achievement. They concentrate strongly on who's in, who's out, on knowing rumors. So they move and wheel in concert with others like a flock or, to use the correct term, a murmuration of starlings.

Several Murmurations
https://youtu.be/eakKfY5aHmY

Rocco said...

Birches said...
I don't know anyone who isn't horrified by Ariana Grande.

When she first became famous, the girl (she was still a teenager) looked like the cute, healthy kid sister. But now… she looks pale, sickly, emaciated.

Jim at said...

Getting the US women's soccer team to collectively add 30lbs wouldn't have made their loss to a male high school varsity team any less embarrassing.

It's worse than that.

They lost 5-2 to a Boys U-14 all-star team. So, middle-schoolers.

Ampersand said...

In the Roman Empire, Lindsay Fitzgerald would have been marooned on a desert island.

Will Cate said...

Might be sarcasm, might be on-the-level (at least in part)... hard to say.

Skinny wømen have way more energy than fat wømen. This is not difficult to discern. (high-ASCII chars added to beat the filter)

Achilles said...


Howard said...

Most people who lose a ton of weight also lose a significant portion of their muscle mass.

A lot of our muscle mass is unused. There is a brain body connection that must be built and you stop growing those after a certain point. Most of the muscle mass we gain after 25 or so is just scar tissue.

Not Illinois Resident said...

She strongly resembles a trans-woman acquaintance of mine. If she's a trans-woman, then message becomes ironic, but more accurate depiction of their thought process.

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