December 6, 2025

"He’s almost autistic-like because he doesn’t understand a lot of stuff. He’s not a terrorist. He’s very naïve. He would not hurt a fly. He’s just not that kind of person."

Said Brian Cole Jr.’s grandmother Loretta, quoted in "How Chihuahua-walking, ‘autistic-like’ pipe-bomb suspect Brian Cole Jr. stumped Biden’s FBI for years" (NY Post).

"Chihuahau-walking" doesn't mean Cole walks like a chihuahua. It means he takes a chihuahua dog for walks.

73 comments:

Jaq said...

Well, if his grandmother says he wouldn't hurt a fly, that settles it.

Aggie said...

What a complete load of bullsh*t. The FBI, even in its current incarnation under this administration, cannot stand to be embarrassed by its own self-evident incompetence. After all, many of the staffers there are lifers.

They had pictures of this dude's car, complete with license plate ! They had cell phone pings that track his movements 'on the night of'. Gimme a break and take the 'L' - just admit it, you all were in the tank for 'muh coup', and devoting all of your resources to arresting grandmas for staying within the velvet ropes.

The FBI continues to disgrace itself, even with the occasional success.

n.n said...

A Whitmer-conspiracy stooge with Democratic benefits? There are precedents.

Original Mike said...

"He would not hurt a fly."

A fly? No. But striking a blow against Hitler, that's different. He's just being a good citizen.

Lazarus said...

Urkel as terrorist.

effinayright said...

Jaq said...
Well, if his grandmother says he wouldn't hurt a fly, that settles it.
***********
Neither would Tony Perkins, in "Psycho". Said so himself!

narciso said...

Argyll from die hard

Achilles said...

It is fun to watch the same people that wanted J6 protestors thrown in jail without trials defend this guy.

narciso said...

Is ben crump his atty for this

Achilles said...

If you wait for 30 minutes they will claim he is really a Trump supporter though.

Achilles said...

narciso said...

Is ben crump his atty for this

Crump's friend Bondi is probably going to get this guy off.

She is either a retard or on the other side.

Mary Beth said...

Didn't he admit to planting the bombs? Even if he didn't "intend" for anyone to get hurt, it seems he must have intended to cause a panic. He can explain to a jury about how he didn't do it to harm people.

If my adult children were so naive that they didn't realize bombs could hurt people, you would believe me when I told you that because I would have, or have tried to get, a conservatorship over them because someone that naive cannot handle their own affairs.

narciso said...

They clearly werent looking for

Just the great maga defendant!

narciso said...

Who would you trust who can be confirmed with 51 votes

Eva Marie said...

As a parent living with an adult son in your home, would you have recognized the clothing, the shoes, the gait?

gilbar said...

serious question:
in the history (or recent history) of the world..
How Many Grandmothers (or mothers) said:
"..He would not hurt a fly. He’s just not that kind of person."
about their mass murdering grandson (or son)?
Does it approach 100%? or Only 90%?

Kevin said...

Urkel as terrorist.

Did I do that?

Wince said...

"He would not hurt a fly..." Said Brian Cole Jr.’s grandmother Loretta.

Oddly, that's what Norman Bates said about his "mother."

"Why, she wouldn't harm a fly."

gilbar said...

"..he didn't "intend" for anyone to get hurt.."
to be fair, the FBI (and the CIA (AND Their bosses at the DNC) TOLD him, that there was NEVER Any intention of having ANYONE hurt, they just wanted an excuse to declare marshal law

Wince said...

"Chihuahau-walking" doesn't mean Cole walks like a chihuahua. It means he takes a chihuahua dog for walks.

Are you sure about that?

Tarrou said...

Dindu Nuffin III, Esquire

Bob Boyd said...

The Chihuahuahua King

narciso said...

Remember that pakistani kid that brought the timebomb to class

Just a misunderstanding

Kai Akker said...

---- "No one did anything to solve this,” declared Attorney General Pam Bondi

That much is true. Sure stumped Chris Wray. The brilliant deceptions of a 30-y-o whose family says he is more like a 16-y-o. How'd he do that? With a little help?

n.n said...

It's not a bomb, it's a sandwich. Jump!

Bob Boyd said...

Men in shorts alert!

One longtime neighbor also told The New York Post: 'We would always just comment, "Like, how is he in shorts?"
'It’s 20 degrees out in his red Crocs, walking his dog all winter long. We all knew him as the guy that walked the Chihuahua.'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15356489/Strange-habits-DC-pipe-bomb-suspect.html

What was this alleged Chihuahua's name? What did he know and when did he know it?

Kai Akker said...

His family is in the bail bonds business. Like the folks in Sneaky Pete? Nobody would ever have crossed the line in that crowd, that business. How would they even come across any shady types to give them the idea?

rhhardin said...

"He would not hurt a fly"

The fly is not reasoning well just now. A man buzzes at its ears. This is enough to render it incapable of good advice. If I would have it find truth, I should chase away this animal which holds its reason in check and disquiets that intelligence which governs kingdoms.

Lautreamont

Bob Boyd said...

According to the FBI's affidavit, this guy bought some of the bomb components in 2019. That was well before the election and before George Floyd.
So he was like a ticking bomb...

john mosby said...

The aspie types with the bomby pipes say
Way oh way oh, way ay ay ah oh
Walk like a chihuahua….CC, JSM

Craig Mc said...

There goes Raid's Pipe Bomb Fly Control ad campaign. Thanks grandma.

Josephbleau said...

Putting the supposedly live but unexploded bombs at both party headquarters demonstrates a strategy. He was not taking revenge on an enemy, he was contributing to a plan to accomplish a goal.

Iman said...

Bow-wow
Chi-hua-hua-hua-hua-hua
Dog, bad dog, bad dog, best dog
Bow-wow-wow-wow-wow
Chi-hua-hua-hua-hua-hua

—— Bow Wow Wow

Rocco said...
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Rocco said...

If gait pattern matching is to be believed, he walks like a girl.

narciso said...

Then there was the teen egyptian terrorist who shot a medic canadian national who spent some time in gitmo and trudeau welcomed him like justin bieber

narciso said...

Yeah thats a tecnique like stenography that has yet to born out

narciso said...
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Peachy said...

...but smart enough to make bombs.

My autistic Nephew - who is actually autistic - could not make a bomb.

Peachy said...

Hitler's grandmother loved her grandson. News at 11.

Peachy said...

Aggie 2:34 - THAT.

Peachy said...

The Hack-D Soviet-Democratic Media are spinning this so hard.
Super Fraud(D) Jake Tapper said the guy is white.

West TX Intermediate Crude said...

Does he have to be true-billed by a D.C. grand jury? 50/50 he walks.

Justabill said...

I genuinely want to feel sorry for this guy and his family, but he is charged with planting bombs. Perhaps a little more supervision was in order.

Not Illinois Resident said...

Ok, so another autistic spectrum young adult male bamboozled. Another FBI patsy.

Peachy said...

He is young and black - and his gammy loves him. Ladle the latest leftist BS "Victim-Autism" and you've got yourself someone who will spend zero time in jail.
Bondi won't have anything to do with it. Judge and jury will make it happen.

Robert Marshall said...

We've probably already paid for his autism treatments at one of those Somali-run no-show Medicaid autism clinics we're funding in Minnesota. It's a win-win-win for Brian Cole, Granny Loretta, and Ilhan Omar. Not guilty!

Achilles said...

Rocco said...

If gait pattern matching is to be believed, he walks like a girl.

More likely that more than 1 person was messing with these bombs.

Achilles said...

Kai Akker said...

---- "No one did anything to solve this,” declared Attorney General Pam Bondi

That much is true. Sure stumped Chris Wray. The brilliant deceptions of a 30-y-o whose family says he is more like a 16-y-o. How'd he do that? With a little help?


It took Bondi almost a year to figure this out.

Meanwhile nobody in DC is in jail after 4 years of the Biden Autopen looting the treasury.
Bondi is still ASKING states for voter rolls.
The Epstein files are on her desk.
Oh wait they are a democrat hoax.
Oh now we are releasing them.
Well some of them with redactions. Because anything mentioning CIA/Mossad would damage national security or something.
We still have 38 out of the 40 million illegals still in the country. Milley hasn't been executed for his admitted treason.

This administration is pissing away any chance they have in the midterms and the biggest failure is Pam Bondi across the board.

MayBee said...

I believe a (foreign) intel group is using social media to recruit young men to do dirty political deeds. Thomas Crooks, the Charlie Cook killer, this guy. Someone is telling them how to do these things

Joe Bar said...

This whole affair stinks. The FBI said the bombs were "viable." What does that mean? Were they armed? Were they just pipes stuffed with black powder or Tannerite? Was there an effective detonation system? This doesn't make any sense.

And taking five years to find him is just outrageous. Someone was protecting him.

RCOCEAN II said...

We're going to have to wait for better information from the FBI/DOJ. Right now, two things are obvious:

1) Either Wray's FBI knew who the bomber was and didn't want to arrest him, or
2) They never wanted to arrest anyone and the whole investigation was a dog and pony show.

In either case, how much was Wray involved. And is there a smoking gun. Even if Wray can skate clear, people need to be fired over this obvious politically driven scam.

And no, they weren't "incompetent". But gullible rubes can keep believing that if it makes them feel better.

narciso said...

Look how the possums have made habba and halligans impossible even though the evidence is prima facie clear about james and comey

It took three years to unravel the phony plea general flynn was
Forced into

Theres 5,000 ticking time bombs from the stans

Paul Zrimsek said...

But the police have film of Dinsdale actually nailing your head to the floor.

Mason G said...

"He’s almost autistic-like because..."

So- not autistic, but autistic-like, but not even that, just almost that? Or what?

donald said...

Speaking of dawgs, 28-7 people.

Narr said...

"not autistic, but autistic-like . . . .?"

On the spectrum spectrum.

Mason G said...

"On the spectrum spectrum."

Almost.

rehajm said...

She is either a retard or on the other side.

Most unfortunate but I believe she’s doing exactly what she was hired to do.

rehajm said...

Mister Patsy will walk because a conviction makes difficulties recruiting future patsies…

Iman said...

💣Bombs on the Spectrum💣

Iman said...

Future viewing on Netflix

Mr. T. said...

Of course.


He's only a Firey But Mostly White leftist terorrist.

Thanks CNN.

paminwi said...

Has Aggie always been this stupid? An unremarkable person so I can’t say if stupidity is new or long running.

Aggie said...

I can say with complete confidence that Aggie has always been this stupid.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

The Chihuahua told the son of Loretta to make pipe bombs.

JIM said...

The people who entered the Capitol on J6 weren't that type either, except for the undercover provocateurs furnished by Wray's FBI and Pelosi's Antifa Black squad.
Democrats really are evil MFr's.

Iman said...

“As a parent living with an adult son in your home, would you have recognized the clothing, the shoes, the gait?”

A very good question, and in my case, I would hope so.

stunned said...

So the grandmother is as retarded as her stupid and mean (another way of being) grandson.

Char Char Binks, Esq. said...

I prefer to think of him walking like a chihuahua

Marcus Bressler said...

Was he an aspiring rapper?

Marcus Bressler said...

All the agents, supervisors, and those at the top who made the decision not to go any further on this investigation need to be fired forthwith.

Marcus Bressler said...

I have no problem with the things Pam Bondi hasn't done yet. Many of these need to be as perfectly presented as possible before going forward. Or otherwise, those who argue that she is doing nothing, will criticize with glee about how she was incompetent to go forward on a case that was flawed. The waiting for certain results is clearly overwhelmed by the sheer amount of DJT's EOs and other actions his less-than-full year. What pisses me off is the Republicans that are not fighting to pass legislation to make his EOs permanent. I do not think (at this time) that we will lose either the House or Senate or both to the crazy Dems. They have been on the wrong side of all the 80-20 and 70-30 issues, and have not put forth any credible ideas other than "Orange Man Bad". While the brain-damaged Dems will vote their racist party line, I believe two things will occur: the Repubs will come out in force to vote, and the Dems will not match that. The days of election tampering seem to be over. And the Repub's efforts at gerrymandering seem to be working and may overcome the CA gerrymandering. Just my two cents on a Sunday morning. OT: where I work they have played Christmas music since the day after Thanksgiving. But it is all renditions of the classic songs, no pop dregs. While some may detest Mariah, I am grateful not to hear Lennon.

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