December 15, 2025

"After six hours of Magafication, I hobble home and wash off the drag. I pull off the lashes; the fake tan pools in the shower tray.... The relief is indescribable. "

 

That's Poppy Sowerby in The London Times. The experiment was performed in Manhattan — uptown on Fifth Avenue and downtown, in the East Village, where she lives.
In going Maga for a day, I expected scowls, I expected disdain — but I didn’t expect a full-blown identity crisis. The hyperfeminine glamour, which I’d spent my adult life scoffing at, had put me on the other side of an unspoken social code. Wearing the clothes of another, it is shocking to realise just how superficial we all are: those who would dismiss me offhand as a hair-shirted liberal now took me into their confidence as an ally against “sluts”; the downtowners who are normally so friendly in a smoking area closed ranks against a conformist.  And yet, days later... I’m moved by a strange affection for the Magababe — if not as a political entity, as a person. In liberal youth culture she is a genuine radical: she doesn’t care if the cool kids hate her. She is unapologetically sexy and feminine; her president is in power and so is she. Though her values are not mine, I respect her brashness as the ultimate non-conformist.

96 comments:

Immanuel Rant said...

What?

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

I don't see any appreciable difference.

Achilles said...

What on god’s green earth is going on here?

Was she testing out the red dress for a day?

It doesn’t work like that. You have to stop being a bitch too. You have to actually be a kind person who respects other people.

Is this the beginning of the cope crusade?

Jupiter said...

Hey, she got through a day in NYC without being raped, robbed, or set on fire.

RideSpaceMountain said...

It's the pouting, Eric. An uptown slag is still a slag, she can't help it.

Shouting Thomas said...

All the signs of a complete faked article, complete with dialogue that very likely didn’t happen. She isn’t a “conformist,’” but she’s worried about being “unapologetically sexy?” Who’s she apologizing to?

Mr. T. said...

You can still see the meth in her eyes.

AWFLs eyes are always the dead giveaways ...

FormerLawClerk said...

This one's definitely flying over the coo-coo's nest.

john mosby said...

The reality is that there isn't a Maga Look. Yes, the people at the top of the Admin tend to dress and do hair/makeup the same. But go review some YouTubes of Trump rallies and you see all sorts. Dadbods and mombods in Old Navy specials. Veterans in discharge beards with moto shirts and caps. Old people in the last clothes they bought before they retired. Libertarians in IDGAF clothes. Yes, and a certain amount of Real Housewives/husbands.

Maga, like Savoir Faire, is everywhere. Can't depend on a 'look' to identify us. CC, JSM

RideSpaceMountain said...

"You can still see the meth in her eyes."

Hmm, reminded me of heroin chic...another gift of "hyperfeminine glamour" that keeps on giving no matter how much they're asked to stop.

Smilin' Jack said...

"After six hours of Magafication…”

Sheesh. Just wear the hat, lady.

Enigma said...

Women dress up to stand out and get attention. It's a key way that they compete for mates and status among other women. This can be as a stereotypical traditional ideal (I guess "MAGA" here), or mimic urban/Vogue, or as a cosplay cartoon character, or as a hippie/radical. It doesn't matter.

Men surely spot the (random) female efforts and then work to determine whether she's a fake, drifter, party girl, homemaker, etc. Then, he'll either pursue or walk away. Outside of piercings, tattoos, and permanent body modifications, female theme-of-the-day fashion matters very little.

Jamie said...

I can't put on false eyelashes. Basically I suck at makeup, so even for special events I wear very little. Apparently I'm doing MAGA wrong (of, indeed, I am MAGA, which I doubt) - except that my hair, I've gotta say, is excellent (thankfully all by itself, since I'm also terrible at hair).

Ron Winkleheimer said...

What John Mosby said. The believe that there is one singular "MAGA look" is just cope to avoid acknowledging the political realignment that is going on that includes working class people and minorities.

RideSpaceMountain said...

"Sheesh. Just wear the hat, lady."

Until we all start congratulating the Poppies of the world on their transition, this will never stop.

Aggie said...

I don't know whether the article is faked or what, but I remember the name Poppy from some other recent piece of piece - ah, found it. So I think there is a tide of reluctant acceptance moving through the culture where it was once an immune reaction, when it comes to MAGA. Journalists are now writing about it as a phenomenon, with a streak of curious realism, instead of just atavistic horror. Good. It's happening institutionally, too. Long overdue.

Saint Croix said...

Bangs and too much blue eye shadow and one earring and Cat t-shirt = SJW

Hair up and nice red dress and two earrings and normal make-up = MAGA.

PM said...

She wrote the conclusion before the experiment.

john mosby said...

RSM: "An uptown slag is still a slag"

Uptown Slag,
You've been wearing all your uptown drag,
Bet you never had a Maga guy,
Bet your mama never told you why,
I'm gonna try
For an Uptown Slag,
What's she keepin in her Birkin bag?
Bet it's not the oft-claimed hot-sauce can,
And now she's looking for a downtown man,
That's what I am!
And when she blows
Lib'ral guys all the ti-yi-yime,
And when she wakes up
She's out of her mi-yi-yind
She'll see she's not so tough
And no one ever loves
An Uptown Slag
Where she lives no one flies a Flag
She's tired of her high-priced sex toys
And the limp dicks of the uptown boys
She's got a choice
Uptown Slag
She laughs and calls us all Teabags
But maybe as she gets her shit pushed in
She'll see the cost of that Mamdani win
It's in the bin
And when she's walking
She's looking so fi-yi-yine
And when she's talking
She'll spout the party li-yi-yine
Uptown Slag
My Uptown Sla-aa-aag
Don't you know no one loves an Uptown Slag
My Uptown Sla-aa-aag....CC, JSM

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Saint Croix said...

LOL JSM, oh that was funny

I love that song. I hear Billy Joel singing Uptown Slag. Dude.

Ampersand said...

In London, the leftists in charge think this account of events supposedly taking place in the city of New York is realistic and perfectly credible. Wow. This helps me to understand The Guardian.

Saint Croix said...

I think maybe she is doing

"I am damaged"

and

"I am not damaged."

The "full blown identity crisis" comes in when you realize that being an SJW requires you to be damaged. Or at least act like you're damaged.

boatbuilder said...

Gorillas in the mist.
I think I'll wait for Ace to cover this one.

RideSpaceMountain said...

"This is a performance art piece disguised as journalism."

Aren't they all?

Lol JSM, but some people do love Uptown Slags...for about 15 minutes hoping to god their friends don't see them.

n.n said...

She's stuck in a bloc of Diversity identification.

john mosby said...

I swear I thought that said "Remember when Michelle Obama got banged and called it her midlife crisis?"

Would make for great alternative history....CC, JSM

john mosby said...

That's weird - the Prof's comment I responded to disappeared. CC, JSM

mccullough said...

Rebecca of Sunnypunk Heights needs to escape from New York

Ann Althouse said...

Remember when Michelle Obama got bangs and called it her "midlife crisis"?

I've usually had bangs, going all the way back to childhood. My icons are Pattie Boyd and Marianne Faithfull.

Bangs are something I blogged about on my first day of blogging, January 14, 2004. It was the 5th and last post of the day.

Leland said...

Without a septum ring; I'm not buying the first picture.

Saint Croix said...

Republican women's style is unrepentantly sexy.

All my life, Republicans have been the pro-life party and the "just say no" party and the "wait until marriage" party. And now we're the unrepentantly sexy party, too. Cool!

I feel bad for this generation where the mean girls yell at you for liking your boyfriend. And any attempt to be sexy means you have to change your whole worldview and your voter's registration.

Big Mike said...

In liberal youth culture she is a genuine radical: she doesn’t care if the cool kids hate her.

Some things don’t change. Sixty years ago hippie chicks were railing against conformism, even as they conformed to the hippie dress code more strongly than any debutante ever conformed to the white gloves and gowns stereotype.

Peachy said...

The funniest thing about so called non-conformists - they all look alike.

Saint Croix said...

That's a really good article, actually. I take back what I said at 11:57.

boatbuilder said...

Wow. I think Bob Seeger had Marianne Faithfull in mind when he wrote "Night Moves".

RideSpaceMountain said...

Peachy said, "The funniest thing about so called non-conformists - they all look alike."

As someone alluded to earlier, all she's missing is a pierced septum.

Peachy said...

space mtn - Indeed.

Saint Croix said...

Girl on the left: no job

Girl on the right: job

Kirk Parker said...

No worries, babe, you didn't get within a million miles of polluting yourself with "hyperfeminine glamour".

Saint Croix said...

Girl on the left: bottom

Girl on the right: top

narciso said...

Poppy sowerby is she cereal

Wince said...

Either style, if she spoke with a lisp, most would think she's Cindy Brady from the Brady Bunch.

boatbuilder said...

The pics look like the exact same pic with AI alteration.

JRoberts said...

No one will ever mistake Poppy Sowerby for John Howard Griffin.

narciso said...

The youngest cast member on family ties

Temujin said...

So...if I understand this, a culture reporter based in London, travels to Manhattan to dress like she thinks a Maga woman dresses and expects to find...what?.

What's the story here? If she actually wanted to find out what its like to be a Maga woman, she didn't have to dress like a Londoner thinks a Maga woman would dress, then go to a place where they wouldn't recognize a conservative woman if she were placed on a pedestal at the corner of E. 89th and 5th Avenue with a sign hung around her neck that said, "School Choice!"

I think boatbuilder is correct. This is clearly a 'Gorillas in the Mist' report. But these reporters are the kind that don't like to actually get near their subjects. They'd rather go to another city, like the one they live in, and project what they think it would be like. It's not even reporting.

It's fiction. It's all fiction.

Fred Drinkwater said...

The attention she describes came from exactly two things. Her wearing a bright red minidress in a NYC winter, and the loud-soled shoes (clop-clop?)

Original Mike said...

Without reading, I had no idea which was supposed to be MAGA. So I guessed what I considered to be the most gaudy one I turned out to be wrong.

Known Unknown said...

She's a regular Dian Fossey.

Known Unknown said...

I noted Ann has a "Lester Bangs" tag.

Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, boom.

That song also contains this related line:

"Team by team, reporters baffled, trump, tethered, crop"

Have reporters ever baffled Trump?

bagoh20 said...

I don't see a big difference. I always imagine women as naked, without makeup, and out of breath, so this doesn't work on me.

rehajm said...

Hey, she got through a day in NYC without being raped, robbed, or set on fire.

What I was thinking. Perhaps the sidewalk zombies were momentarily stunned by her appearance and thus no poo or haymaker was flung.

Kevin said...

Mouse: So, what did you think of her?

Neo: Of who?

Mouse: The woman in the red dress. I designed her. She, um... Well, she doesn't talk very much, but-but if you'd like to meet her, I can arrange for a much more personalized milieu.

Switch: The digital pimp hard at work.

Mouse: [annoyed at Switch] Pay no attention to these hypocrites, Neo. To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.

Kevin said...

Is the girl on the left advertising that she's catty?

That she lives with cats?

Or that she's Catwoman?

Aggie said...

Archived here: https://archive.ph/l2zCU

A journalist makes an honest effort, and yet here we find scorn. Read it: This is not a 'gorillas in the mist' story.

buwaya said...

Not a very pretty woman either way. She has youth going for her, thats it. Bangs compress her face, emphasizing that rather powerful jaw - if you need to cut rebar, she's your girl. The eye makeup on the first is deliberately cartoonish and does her no favors. But I'm a dude in my 60's, what do I know.

J Scott said...

The essence here is that she was dressed like a businesswoman or lawyer and people reacted appropriately. She also was underdressed for the weather so that would have made her stand out even more. I think everyone just saw her as "acting" and that's how they reacted. Silly experiment.

Greg The Class Traitor said...

the downtowners who are normally so friendly in a smoking area closed ranks against a conformist

Ah, no.

They closed ranks agains the no-conformist.

It's what the Left always does

Enigma said...

@buwaya: The eye makeup on the first is deliberately cartoonish and does her no favors. But I'm a dude in my 60's, what do I know.

She's young and...attractive enough that few men would kick her out of bed...but the testosterone jaw...yes...

From the photos I imagine she grew up with a punk attitude, favored casual clothes, and gravitated toward excessive rockstar / pornstar eye makeup. She likely never thought of herself as a "pretty woman" or glamorous. She thereby equated standard beauty with MAGA, even though the red dress photo is just a plain dressed up female appearance. She could be a random real estate agent or store manager with that subdued and natural makeup.

Was she never taught that makeup is only needed if you don't have natural beauty? Makeup is often a cover up and "fix" for appearance issues. Her regular look was inferior.

Mr. D said...

So I was reading this article and Godley & Creme's "An Englishman in New York" came on my Spotify feed. The chorus of the song, which goes all the way back to '79, works as a tidy summation here:

Strange apparatus
You've never seen
Strange apparatus, even stranger theme
Street alligators
Big Anglophile
Will navigate us through a change of style

narciso said...

This is isnt poppys last hot take, look at her tag

Clyde said...

How "punk" can she be? I don't see any facial tattoos.

Biff said...

The first thing that popped into my head was the old saying about dressing for the job you want, not the job you already have.

Leora said...

I see a woman on unemployment on the left and employed at a responsible job on the right. The way she's pouting, she's a leftist in both views. Maga girls smile - that's what makes them sexy.

Blair said...

MAGA fashion = making oneself look attractive, apparently. Aka being a normal woman, until about five minutes ago.

Enigma said...

@Leora: The way she's pouting, she's a leftist in both views.

That pouty looks is merely regional/inbred UK genetics. Many British people have big chins (see Jeremy Clarkson of Top Gear) and mouths that resemble hers. Plus bad teeth.

Requisite Simpsons "Big Book of British Smiles" reference:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrpUSKE9p_M

rrsafety said...

"The hyperfeminine glamour, which I’d spent my adult life scoffing at" ... except if it was a dude, then the hyperfeminine was worthy of celebration!

Biff said...

"Men selling carriage-rides on the corner of Central Park stare approvingly, and for slightly too long, at my bronzed bare legs in those accursed nude heels. It’s below freezing in the Big Apple, but my self-consciousness makes my cheeks hot."

There's a lot to unpack in that quote, but that job is not for me.

On another note, how long before women start buying from Ann Taylor again? The first time shopping at Ann Taylor used to be a rite of passage for many women.

Beasts of England said...

I’m just waiting for Laslo to break it down. Ponytail, swish.

AZ Bob said...

Her before picture looks like a freak. Her makeover made her normal. No wonder she was better received with the makeover. MAGA has nothing to do with it.

Kai Akker said...

Before I read more, I like her bangs and eye make-up. Has echoes of the East Village '60s, or at least Bleecker Street.

Skeptical Voter said...

File this under things I neither care nor worry about. Decades ago I lived in Berkeley as a law student, and over the years I continued to visit my brother who lived there. Hippie chicks from the 60s got older--and were replaced by younger generations of the same pretty much lost souls.

Kai Akker said...

That's funny -- my preference is her Before picture, and she already lives in the East Village. Not sure how to square the circle on this one. She's still living like it's the '60s and she imagines she has underground thoughts and vibes, but she is 100% Establishment. In search of temps perdu.

Paul said...

Either way she has soulless eyes..

narciso said...

Trees were killed to make this crap article

stunned said...

She is neither sexy nor feminine. She has a tractor driver face. And she’s self absorbed.

Mary Beth said...

I wonder why she decided to pose in front of trash cans for her "Poppy at home in the East Village" photo. (Out of that whole article, this is the thing I am most curious about.)

She's surprised that people are open about saying things like "Liberal girls, they dress kind of slutty." I wonder how often she stops and tries to engage strangers on the street in conversation. Some people are just waiting for someone to show interest in their thoughts. The guy may really think liberal girls dress slutty, but I suspect he picked up on her conservative cosplay and told her what he thought she wanted to hear.

I think it's less that she looked different and more that she acted differently.

narciso said...

I was thinking who she reminds me of, lindsay lohan who went from a sweet faced disney star to this drug addled degenerate

Howard said...

Either way, she doesn't qualify as breeding material.

Leland said...

employed at a responsible job

That’s MAGA!

Saint Croix said...

That JSM song is still cracking me up. It's so inspired.

The Vault Dweller said...

Reminds me of the article posted here a bit back about folks spending big bucks to get, or even just rent, used, vintage workwear.

john mosby said...

St Croix: Thanks! CC, JSM

Rocco said...

The photo on the left is a casual high schooler in the ‘80s, and the photo on the right is is a preppy high schooler in the ‘90s.

Rocco said...

The name Poppy reminds me of Poppy Delafield from Frasier.

Mark said...

They're both costumes. Dress for the stage you want to be on. But really, who gives a sh*t. So much navel gazing.

Laslo Spatula said...

Judging from her jaw, it might indeed physically kill her to smile.

I am Laslo.

Laslo Spatula said...

I mean, that jaw is like a coffee table upon which to rest your balls.

I am Laslo.

hombre said...

“In going Maga (sic.) for a day….” Lefty journos really are assclowns. There must be a “look” shared by working class MAGA women and their wealthy counterparts. Right?

Christopher B said...

An excuse to write about her favorite subject, herself.

Michael E. Lopez said...

This is the apotheosis of "The Personal is Political."

"Watch me make an intricate political statement about how I get dressed in the morning and publish it in the NYT."

Josephbleau said...

This is just plagiarism from the old classic Black Like Me. Spend a day dressed up like the other side and claim it means they are better than you or worse than you, depending on your preconceived biases.

Not Illinois Resident said...

Am reading Slim Keith's autobiography; remember Slim Keith, also known as Slim Hawks, Slim Hayward, as in Slim the first California Glamour Girl, and Truman Capote's Lady Ina Coolbirth in "Cote Basque". Oh well, glamourous woman of the 1940s-1960s, Capote and Hemingway confidant, Brooke Hayward of "Haywire" fame's 1st stepmother, Lady Keith via her last marriage, and so forth. Anyways, attractive and well-groomed affluent woman with a rich and imperfect life, the penultimate "lady's-lady" lady. No contrast this author Poopy Sourbreath, who bemoans looking ladylike for an afternoon in Manhattan. How far our society has fallen?

Lazarus said...

Why is it that people who aren't at all good at introspection get to write all the "thought pieces."

I’m moved by a strange affection for the Magababe

Of course you are, but honey, he ruined Rhodesia!


Christy said...

A little respect, please. She is clearly a descendant of royalty. Her appearance is very like the final overbred Hapsberg king, Spain's Charles II. I'd normally consider mentioning her appearance rude, but she did invite us to notice.

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