Jack Schlossberg’s anti-restaurant tirade is the exact deranged himbo social cause JFK’s grandson should be doing. “My friends don’t like eating dinner. Most people in the world don’t spend their lives eating dinner.” Icon pic.twitter.com/XKk8JOX6Q5
— Russell (@RussellFalcon) July 4, 2023
November 12, 2025
"It’s a constitutional crisis with one dangerous man in control of all three branches of government...."
"We deserve better, and we can do better, and it starts with the Democratic Party winning back control of the House of Representatives.... My name is Jack Schlossberg, and I’m running for Congress to represent my home, New York’s 12th congressional district.... If you see me on the street, please say hello. If I knock on your door, I hope we can have a conversation...."
ADDED: I do agree with his position on restaurants:
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Now he can join Bernie’s Fighting Oligarchy neverending tour!
It just speaks to the intelligence of the average democrat voter that this might work as an ad.
People were questioning his mental health just a few months ago. This is a curious development.
He despises RFK Jr, too, so it will be interesting to watch his campaign.
How well I remember when that One Dangerous Man was LBJ.
Btw, the 12th district Rep is currently the retiring Jerry Nadler. Electing a Democrat in his place doesn’t change the numbers of the House.
The district is now entirely within Manhattan. Whose door will he be knocking on? Homes with direct stoop access would typically be brownstones or townhomes worth millions.
He’s picking winners and losers, yah- Anyone contributing to society is picked. Leeches are not.
Nothing says fighting for the working man than strolling around a boat house full of racing skulls and performance kayaks..
Is he (Schlossberg) talking about Judge James Boasberg? That would be my guess.
He doesn’t seem to know much economics or history or con law. Three terms you say?
The little goober will win in a landslide, since New Yorkers are dumb enough to elect idiots like Mamdani, (not to mention the other idiot Democrats they keep reelecting that do absolutely NOTHING for them)
…or maybe I don’t. Is there some sort of constitutional requirement to have at least one member of this family effing things up?
For being 100% “in charge of all three branches” the Trump admin IMO is getting some strange results from his judicial branch. And the Legislative one is a bit squirrelly too.
Harness this, Jack off.
In looking deeper into his retarded argument, blaming Trump's BBB for inflation is stupid. The money spent during Covid and the Biden administration's Inflation Reduction Act gave us a 20% loss in purchasing power from 2020 to 2023.
Daily Mail article about this has a few screenshots of his social media posts mocking and sexualizing Cheryl Haines and Usha Vance. He’s really a disgusting man.
His mother, Caroline, thinks he’s so savvy wrt social media. She should be ashamed. But, she’s a Kennedy, so no expectation there.
The name sounded familiar, but I wasn't sure. So I clicked the tag - "Using Cartoonish Accents, J.F.K.’s Grandson Insults and Mocks Robert F. Kennedy Jr./In an escalation of the family feud, the son of Caroline Kennedy portrayed heavily accented characters who suggested that his cousin, the presidential candidate, was on steroids, not too smart and a liar" (NYT)."
link back to an earlier version of the son of Caroline Kennedy
TDS as a campaign platform. How original.
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Should be jerkfornewyork.
Keep Camelot Alive.
Equalizing economic outcomes is the financial equivalent of a vegas bender on a stolen credit card. Resist.
If he pays for more welfare babies Ann is all in…
I just checked where the 12th district is located.
The election is the blue-blood to lose.
The decades old knock on Caroline is she’s kind of dumb…
They keep ratcheting up the hysteria, seeing constitutional crises everywhere when in fact there are none. The Republicans may be the Stupid Party, but the Democrats are definitely the Lunatic Party.
Hey kid! You really think you’re 1/10of a percent of your granddaddy? How many dangerous missions did you go on during our two plus decades of neverending wars?
Constitutional crisis = we aren’t in charge
An interesting time in politics when Democrats are excited to win deep blue seats. What will the political landscape look like when Republicans start running? Polling would tell us but polling has, mysteriously disappeared. For some reason…
All Dems running for Congress will be using TDS as a platform.
if you think this would be a good choice. You Don't Know Jack
“ Ernest Hemingway’s definition of courage: “Grace under pressure.”
Here’s mine: putting country before party, and the public interest first.”
Liar.
Why do they believe New York City should be ‘affordable’? Move back to mom and dad’s house if you don’t have a great job has been the rule forever.
…and also the theme of most Hallmark Christmas specials that don’t involve European like royalty…
Barbra Streisand?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-_siEt2dok
We deserve better, and we can do better...
No we don't and no we can't.
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At least he's being honest. His campaign name tells you exactly what he's going to do for New York.
Another idiot Democrat who will claim victory when given a promise to not get what he wants later.
Jack Scheisseberg is more like it…
"It’s a constitutional crisis with one dangerous man in control of all three branches of government...."
This, coming from the party that (sort of) secretly wishes we could dispense with that old, outmoded, Constitution?
Where was he during the previous administration?
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Nice haircut. Different from the ones I see when I look the guy up.
The logo looks nice. Unfortunately his delivery comes off as High School sophomore giving a well-practiced speech in hopes of a good grade. In this age where people, especially the young, crave authenticity this ad won't inspire. Also this doesn't seem like a good line, "The worst part is: it doesn’t have to be this way. And it wasn’t, always." The worst part is that things can improve? The worst part is that America takes continual effort?
Things Democrats can’t define:
- Woman
- Fiscal Responsibility
- Constitutional Crisis
“One dangerous man in control of all three branches of government…”
Even if you drop dangerous, it’s hard for anyone not living under a mushroom to argue that one.
Add in the de facto Attorney General and Secretary of Homeland Security — and look out FTC, Federal Reserve, Office of Special Counsel, NLRB, and whoever’s left standing.
Trump says: King Me!
RFK jr could snap this twig with one hand. Little Schlossie is not the brand.
I wonder if the guy who hates millionaires /billionaires, that would be Mohatma Jihad Momdani, will campaign for him, especially with young Jack being part Jewish.
Dem candidates can say anything, no matter how stupid. That is because of the stupidity and derangement of their voters and the acquiescence of their media cohorts.
That is how we wind up with brainless dolts like Kamala as a major Dem figurehead. Schlossberg will be a star in the party.
They. Just. Won't. Go. Away.
A Democratic Jack is a Jack Ass.
A true man of the people. He took the bus(!) from one side of the Upper East Side of Manhattan to the other to get to his private boys' school.
Jack would be replacing the current Democrat who represents that district. His election won't get the Democrats any closer to a majority. So all this talk about winning back the House is BS.
Under democrat authoritarian rule - New York is Jacked.
Hair: Check. Handle 'jackuno': Check Message: Check. Yeah, he's a Kennedy. How do we make certain he's the Democratic candidate? I can't think of anyone more perfect for that district, after Jerry Nadler.
Here's a pro-adult tip: If you don't like restaurants, don't go to them. I get the idea that if they hadn't shut the video down, his next sentence would be outrage that his favorite meals aren't served up to him on demand, automatically.
So many great candidates coming down the pipeline. I can't wait to see Democrats choose between radical-angry crazy, stupid crazy, and just crazy.
1. I thought “You get Jack” meant you get nothing. So Jack for New York = Truth in advertising.
2. So Babs Streisand is in his corner, almost didn’t recognize her voice at the end there.
3. He looks a lot like Rham Emanuel with those dark circles around his eyes. But if that district kept electing Nadler, no reason they shouldn’t get Jack.
“Trump says: King Me!” You must work for the BBC.
Supertwit. Perfect for Mamdani’s New York.
"If you see me on the street,"
I'll follow the chicken and cross it.
It’s easy to make fun of American royalty* like the Kennedys but the key takeaway is- The policies are failed 19th century policies.
*by American royalty we mean inbred lockjaw Camelot royalty
Using jerkfornewyork as his website would be confusing. So many other NY pols would qualify. Accurate but confusing.
What anthony weiner wasnt available
"Constitutional crisis," "dangerous," "in control" - three misused terms in a single sentence. The Democrats learned their Orwellian lessons well - but they learned the wrong lessons.
On a related subject, I understand, via a recent America This Week, that the new movie version of Animal Farm (in which Seth Rogan voices Napoleon - I'm still processing that) inverts the novel entirely by making capitalist greed the thematic villain. I was drowning in meta as I listened to Taibbi and Kirn's disbelief at the Orwelling of Orwell.
Enroll in the Harvard University Kennedy School of Driving today!
The chuckling woman filming the rant is likely Ms Princeess Caroline herself, indulgently pleased by her brat son. Sad day when this twit passes as Social Elite. He's kinda offensive, in a worse way than Queens son Trump..
Food as fuel is great but so is sitting and connecting with other human beings over a slow communal meal. He’s an asshole so I see why nobody would want to eat with him and good for him for not showing up at restaurants and spoiling it for everyone else../
’…the new movie version of Animal Farm (in which Seth Rogan voices Napoleon - I'm still processing that) inverts the novel entirely by making capitalist greed the thematic villain.’
‘…with sheets.’
Schlossberg seems a useless goof of no value or acomplishment other than being born with a golden birth certificate and any electorate stupid enough to vote him into office deserves to have him, good and hard. FTP.
It wasn’t until my late 30s before foodie culture started to take off in my city. I appreciated dining out as convenience but once talented chefs began taking food seriously did I appreciate culinary art and talent at a high level. Again to each his own but you’re missing out on one of the great joys in life…
New York is a dining destination and by claiming some self proclaimed moral high ground that eating out is stupid he’s attacking one of the few New York economic engines left…
You can tell he’s ready for the big leagues. Why, you ask? He can drop the F-bomb with the experience of a seasoned modern day orator. (In reality he’s just another snot-nose little boy.)
Enroll in the Harvard University Kennedy School of Driving today!
Kennedy School taught me how to swim: first, get out of the car…
…Ad Hoc fried chicken. Woodman’s whole belly fried clams, Ming Tsai fried rice, pumpkin ravioli or the dirty steak from Al Forno, Not Your Average Joe’s forno pasta, the coconut cake at the Pebble Beach Tap Room, bbq from Franklin’s or any number of Texas cookers….none of it is stupid…
’Even if you drop dangerous, it’s hard for anyone not living under a mushroom to argue that one.’
Apparently the ginormous toadstool you’re living under blocked the news of Dems in the legislative branch shutting down the federal government for 40 days, and judges in the judicial branch issuing dozens of injunctions against executive orders. Try again, killer…
Eleven Madison committed suicide when they went all veggie. Maybe that’s only what Jack knows about dining out…
"...where I was born and raised. I took the bus to school, every single day, from one side of the district to the other."
Schlossberg and his two older sisters, Rose and Tatiana, were primarily raised in Manhattan's Upper East Side,[7] and have also spent significant time at the Martha's Vineyard estate of their maternal grandmother, the First Lady Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis, while growing up.[3]
Schlossberg attended Collegiate School. In eighth grade, he co-founded ReLight New York, a nonprofit organization that installed energy-efficient compact fluorescent lights in low-income housing developments.[8]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collegiate_School_(New_York_City)
Another man of the people!
serious question:
do you have to READ to be able to get groceries?
i'm guessing, JUST AS MUCH as you do to be able to go to a resturant.. And you are STILL having them Tell you what you can have.. Welcome to Life!
it’s hard for anyone not living under a mushroom to argue that one
…there was this tiny place in the North End that used to serve the best sautéed mushrooms- Carmen. Yah I miss that place…
...or what Mary Beth said.
Gutfeld is going to have so much fun with this campaign slogan. CC, JSM
I hear Jeff Toobin is going to be Schlossberg’s press secretary….CC, JSM
Fair enough Beast— judges still sign injunctions, and Congress still argues over budgets and legislation — at least when the GOP majority isn’t waiting for Trump’s cue.
But if the executive can dismiss the referees, rewrite the rulebook, and threaten the scorekeepers, it’s not much of a game.
That’s what “King Me” means.
Also--shouldn't inflicting CFC flourescents on the poor disqualify him from any public office whatsoever? (Sure, he "co-founded" the organization in 8th grade).
Whenever they lose any power, they accuse the other side of having "complete control"
The Democrats have had a majority of the House for most the time since 1958. The Republicans have sometimes had a bare majority in the Senate. The Democrats have hit 60 Senators a couple of times.
I noticed that he misspelled his own name on the subtitles. That doesn't exactly scream competence.
Also, his net worth is currently about $20 million, so what would he know about an affordability crisis? What would he know about the interests of working class people. He's as much a third-generation oligarch as Kim Jong Un.
Can anyone explain to me his point wrt restaurants? I tried to listen, but I didn't get his point.
Yes you can be dumber than caroline
’In eighth grade, he co-founded ReLight New York, a nonprofit organization that installed energy-efficient compact fluorescent lights in low-income housing developments.’
How kind of him to care about the little people. Noblesse oblige, indeed.
’But if the executive can dismiss the referees, rewrite the rulebook, and threaten the scorekeepers, it’s not much of a game.’
‘I‘ve got a pen and a phone.’
Hey yo Captain Jack,
Meet me down by the railroad track.
With that ballot in your hand,
I’m gonna be a votin man!
Hey yo Captain Jack,
Meet me down by the railroad track.
With that SNAP card in your hand,
I’m gonna be a welfare man!
A votin man!
Hey yo Captain Jack,
Meet me down by the railroad track.
With TDS in your hand,
I’m gonna be a ravin man!
A welfare man!
A votin man!
Hey yo Captain Jack,
Meet me down by the railroad track.
With no papers in your hand,
I’m gonna be an illegal man.
A ravin man!
A welfare man!
A votin man!
CC, JSM
Dem's holding all three branches = 'good democracy'.
Republicans holding all three branches = 'Orange Man King'.
And that is their logic.
He looks like one of your boys.
Fair-haired mother, Jewish father...
Exactly, Beast — Trump says:
“And now I have the pen and the phone, and I have them all heeled. Nobody can do a damn thing to stop me. King Me!”
His mother, Caroline, thinks he’s so savvy wrt social media. She should be ashamed. But, she’s a Kennedy, so no expectation there.
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NYPost says she doesn't want him to run and discouraged this...
I only needed to read a few comments to get the kettle of this guy. Another taker.
In eighth grade, he co-founded ReLight New York, a nonprofit organization that installed energy-efficient, mercury-filled, environmentally dangerous, compact fluorescent lights in low-income housing developments.
Fixed it.
He thinks the alternative to going out to a restaurant for dinner is to spend only a minute or two - where does the food come from, who does the shopping, cooking, etc., food just magically appears on his table? He'll be perfect for New York.
Can anyone explain to me his point wrt restaurants?
That it is quicker and more convenient to just wolf down whatever your private chef made for you than to waste time and actually have to read a menu.
“And now I have the pen and the phone, and I have them all heeled. Nobody can do a damn thing to stop me. King Me!”
I was quoting Obama in my previous comment, not Trump. Do you have a link for the alleged Trump quote above?
The ultimate nepo baby moron. His uncle junior at least had the good sense not to meddle too much in politics. This generation of Kennedys makes me wonder what people ever saw in the whole dynasty.
"...“My friends don’t like eating dinner. Most people in the world don’t spend their lives eating dinner.” ...."
I would take that even further. I would venture to say that nobody in the entire world, spends their life eating dinner.
>Wa St Blogger said...
Can anyone explain to me his point wrt restaurants? I tried to listen, but I didn't get his point.<
There is no point. His restaurant "point" was a contrivance. He was being edgy and "profound," doncha know. Apparently having no other way to do that, he made up this restaurant issue (to which there is a simple solution of course: Don't go to restaurants).
Then the whole sugar thing. He'd obviously been recently talking to Cousin Bobby Jr. I eat in restaurants a couple times a month and I never see or taste sugar on anything. So here's another simple solution to this particular imagined problem, Cool Kennedy Guy: Reject the dessert menu and you will be fine, and Cuz will be proud of you.
But, bless his heart, it seems that he has innovatively solved his made up problem of "hours and hours eating at restaurants" "ruining his whole life." Geez, what a simpleton this guy is.
...And he will probably be NY12's next congressman.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/obama-i-will-use-my-pen-and-phone-to-take-on-congress/
He was mocking Bobby Jr's voice, but he sounds a little like a cartoon character himself. In the ad he seems like an unsuccessful Mamdani knock-off repeating every myth he finds on social media. He does at least seem a bit more authentic in the other clip. If NYC wants a goofball in Congress, Jack's the one.
Compare this with his grandfather's first run 80 years ago. In a serious world, skinny, young JFK had to struggle to appear to be a serious man worthy of consideration for high office. In a much less serious world, his grandson doesn't feel the need to come out of his adolescent shell and start sounding like a grown-up.
Remember kids, every lie adds wrinkle to your forehead.
Is he really JFK's grandson? I always thought his mom looked a lot more like RFK.
One dangerous man in control of all three branches of government. Schlossberg you don't know Jack!
Dude1394: "I only needed to read a few comments to get the kettle of this guy."
I realize that was an Autocorrectism, but it still fits! He's holding out the pot for the productive people to fill, while spitting on them.
Sort of the Salivation Army. CC, JSM
Thanks for the replies. Is he trying to say that it is a burden to go to a place that will prepare your meal for you, deliver it to you, clean up after you, and you get to not only choose the place you want to eat, but the food that you eat and that no one forces you to eat whatever is offered? I'm still trying to figure out what the complaint is and why our hostess agrees with it.
"...“My friends don’t like eating dinner. Most people in the world don’t spend their lives eating dinner.” ...."
Tell me you have never been to Italy or France without telling me that you have never been to Italy or France.
Wait a second, I thought we have to automatically hate this guy because Democrat. Does he own a kayak store?
Or New Orleans.
Oh yeah, he's a Kennerdy.
>Wa St Blogger said...
Thanks for the replies. Is he trying to say that it is a burden to go to a place that will prepare your meal for you, deliver it to you, etc...?<
C'mon man, what he's trying to do is make it sound like he's saying something, while saying nothing. The pitiful thing is, he thinks it's something.
Don't ask him about grappling with the emotional impact of Alexa calling you by your full first and last name.
"With control of Congress, there's nothing we can't do."
Sounds mighty authoritarian, Jack.
Only a moron or a liar believes that Trump, or even the "Right wing", is in control of SCOTUS. If it was:
1: Every single left wing "gun control" law would be struck down, and "Constitutional concealed carry" would be the rule in every Dem State
2: Every illegal Trump tried to deport would be gone that day, no lower court intervention allowed
Jack seems a little OFF.
I see he went to the Morgan Mamdani school of videography. Smile a lot, promise a lot, be vague.
His relative JFK was not a threat. JFK just wanted to screw and take drugs, a perfectly sensible modern man.
Chelsea Clinton and Cynthia Nixon live in the district. It seems that Chelsea Clinton prefers working the family's foundation grift. Given how the Manhattan vibe has shifted, cluelessness over ordering a bagel might no longer impact Cynthia Nixon.
Regarding the food thing:
Lots of people with a good income go out to eat every night Now there’s Grub Hub, etc. But when he was a kid, it might be his family went out every night. That does get old for little kids. Therefore the complaint about reading, waiting and waiting for the meal. It never being exactly what he wanted. Much easier when you eat at home. Kids, especially little kids, aren’t as fond of restaurants as grown ups are.
He looks to be in much better shape than Nadler. That restaurant avoidance thing has really paid off for him....I like him better than Nadler, but he lacks Mamdani's gravitas and experience.
Gutfeld might find a replacement for Nadler as a photo punchline. Jokes about general obesity and gluttony alternate between photos of Chris Christie and JB Pritzker, but Nadler is more often referenced for grosser jokes about GI nastiness, etc.
Will he be standing up against white privilege - like generations of Kennedys before him have done?
He gives me Anthony Weiner plus Alex Soros vibes. Also Zohran Mamdani — both of them adored and doted on by their mothers. There is something insufferable about men whose mothers were absolutely infatuated with them.
The new face of the Democratic Party gives me the creeps, but apparently he’s very appealing to voters in New York. I even saw a comment from somebody who wants to see this guy Jack as a VP running with Gavin Newsom as president. OMG.
@Rosalyn C:
This might be the reason Caroline was so extremely opposed to RFK. This was supposed to be her son’s time to shine. Instead, another Kennedy male has grabbed the spotlight.
In the NYT, Maureen Dowd has a lengthy article about him. She does what she can to puff his candidacy and defines his flakiness as charming eccentricity. He explains that those weird internet posts were his clever way of breaking through the static of the internet.....Here's an interesting fact. Dowd says Mamdani won 82% of the women under 30 vote. That's a sizable fraction of the electorate where Schlossberg is campaigning for, and he's sure to do better. He can emanate even more Darcy vibes than Mamdani........In the article, Schlossberg see himself as Prince Hal in Shakespeare's play, Henry IV, Part I. Dowd sees some Hamlet in him. Some might see a resemblance to that failed actor, Nick Bottom.
Never underestimate the power of good hair on a Beta male for winning the female vote.
Disparity of Cult said...
Gutfeld might find a replacement for Nadler as a photo punchline. Jokes about general obesity and gluttony alternate between photos of Chris Christie and JB Pritzker, but Nadler is more often referenced for grosser jokes about GI nastiness, etc.
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Each time Nadler appears as a punchline, the punch gets weaker and weaker. Ditto Christie, Pelosi's eyebrows, Clinton's leer....the only thing missing is the "baddaBISH" attempting to resuscitate a a flat-lining jape.
Gufeld's just getting lazy. Ditto all the guests, who now say shit and fuck without a thought how needlessly gross and offensive those terms sound on TV.
Last night, the biggest punchline was "suck my nuts".
To me it's a sign of mental laziness, and disrespect for the audience.
Carson, Leno and their guests would be appalled.
I’m not a Nadler fan and don’t find these jokes funny.
I finally got around to watching the clip, of trying to. The guy might as well be a politician because he has no future in stand-up comedy. He came across to me as arrogant, entitled, and with a two-digit IQ (and I can’t imagine the first digit is a ‘9’).
He gives me Anthony Weiner plus Alex Soros vibes
I say Weiner and the Marathon bomber brother. Not speed bump the other one…
rehajm: I had to look it up. I actually had forgotten the "dreamboat." Dzhokhar Tsarnaev (the younger brother) carried out the 2013 Boston Marathon bombing with his older brother Tamerlan Tsarnaev, who was killed later during the manhunt — and whom people online sometimes mockingly called “Speed Bump” because he was run over by Dzhokhar while trying to escape.
yes Nadler is a nasty flatulent piece of work, that recommended the release of the Capitol Bomber, Susan Rosenberg that was part of the Russia hoax
'born on third base and thought he hit a triple' that was Anne Richards knock on Bush Sr, but it turns out it fits a host of figures including Newsom,
The skateboarding pervert who praised his uncle Ted's way with women, held a girlfriend's head underwater, and seems hellbent on drowning more women than Ted or JFK Jr.
And that's just the start. Yeah, vote for him, you enthusiastic killers of women. Inga? Et. Al. Sick pigs, all of you. Own it, sickos.
Drowning is an awful way to die, isn't it?
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