November 21, 2025

"I think that I should contribute money to Jasmine Crockett and then let everybody know that she also took money from Jeffrey Epstein."

Said Dr. Jeffrey Epstein, cracking an excellent joke, after Jasmine Crockett (D-Texas) "boasted on the House floor this week that she was 'gonna expose it all' after her discovery that 'somebody named Jeffrey Epstein' donated to the campaign of former Rep. Lee Zeldin (R-NY)."

From "Dr. Jeffrey Epstein – the Long Island neurosurgeon Jasmine Crockett confused with notorious pedophile – floats epic revenge he could exact on the congresswoman" (NY Post).

"In her rant, the Texas Democrat strongly implied that the Manhasset doctor’s April and August 2020 contributions to Zeldin, who is now head of the Environmental Protection Agency, were actually from the convicted pedophile – despite the fact that the $1,000 donations were made months after the disgraced financier died in a Manhattan jail cell."

58 comments:

rehajm said...

...another show-me-you're-stupid 'GE doesn't pay taxes!!!' moment, brought you by Democrats...

n.n said...

It depends on the definition did.

Wince said...

As if to exonerate herself, Crockett said the FEC donation lists didn’t come with a photo of the donor. But I believe they do list the donor’s employer and occupation, do they not? Which should have ended the confusion right there in this case.

Wince said...
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Mike (MJB Wolf) said...

NYP for the win!

Mike (MJB Wolf) said...

If she could read dates correctly, she might have noticed the fact some donations came in after the other Epstein (allegedly) killed himself. Long after.

narciso said...

Shes a very stupid woman

Mr. D said...

Dr. Epstein is a neurosurgeon - perhaps he could diagnose precisely how Rep. Crockett's synapses keep misfiring.

n.n said...

Jumping Jasmine Cricket pulled a record and thought what a smart girl I am.

n.n said...

Plausible but improbable. Abort.

Anthony said...

"Loud, trashy, and stupid is no way to go through life."

Aggie said...

I'm not saying that Jasmine Crockett is dumber than a sack full of hammers, but there's a good chance it would be a photo finish.

She's a bad combination of upper-middle-class private education, ambition, and laziness.

gilbar said...

no one (i mean NO ONE) expects, or even imagines that a Democrat would tell ANY THING like the truth.. about ANY THING

Peachy said...

Did you see the clip of Jazzmin(D-fake hair and lots of it) on CNN - when asked about it.
She really knows how to shovel the shit. she makes the perfect modern D.

Peachy said...

Dear Jazzmine (D- Fake hair and lots of it) - Now do Hakeem Jeffries(D)

gilbar said...

if she was as stupid as people think..
that is, If she was as stupid as she ACTS..
she wouldn't have said "somebody named",
she would have just said Jeffery Epstein

The fact of the matter IS, she is a Very Smart woman,
that happens to play a Moronic Idiot on TV

Peachy said...

She lied.

That's what soviet neo-Marxists do.

Iman said...

Let teh Jasmine cook.

Charlie said...

To be fair......it's not Jasmine Einstein.

Original Mike said...

"Shes a very stupid woman"

She gets people to vote for her. Lots of people.

Justabill said...

How fortunate for Dr. Epstein that he has a sense of humor. It must be difficult at times sharing that name

Iman said...

“Did you see the clip of Jazzmin(D-fake hair and lots of it) on CNN - when asked about it.”

Do you mean that Coil of Excrement riding that too clever by half dome?

Peachy said...

Will CNN ask this question?
Why did Jeffrey Epstein - convicted child sex predator - give so much money to Democrats?
Why was Stacy Plaskett(D) texting Jeffrey Epstein while at a hearing with Trump's former lawyer - Cohen?
Jeffrey Epstein was texting Democratic Stacy Plaskett - and telling her what to say. That is extraordinary - and completely ignored by the Soviet-Democrat press.

"BREAKING - Newly released campaign finance records show that from 1990 to 2018, Jeffrey Epstein directed about 89% of his political donations to Democratic and progressive causes, with notable individual recipients including Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Chuck Schumer."

Peachy said...

Jasmin is as fake as her hair.

Dude1394 said...

She is stupid even for a DEI hire.

Bob B said...

“… despite the fact that the $1,000 donations were made months after the disgraced financier died in a Manhattan jail cell."

In her defense, I am confident that her experience demonstrates that Democrats often get money (and votes) from dead people.

narciso said...

Epstein was a facilitator to many parties not only to american but parties in europe and asia

Heartless Aztec said...

In defense of Rep Crockett - she has to be or appear or be stupid. It's part of the compact with her constituents.

Howard said...

Her name sounds like a Appalachian dish consisting of rice and raccoon.

Christopher B said...

The half of the population that is below average needs representation, too.

FredSays said...

Howard for the win! Ha!

SeanF said...

Peachy: Will CNN ask this question?
Why did Jeffrey Epstein - convicted child sex predator - give so much money to Democrats?


Playing devil's advocate here, the answer is - he didn't need to donate money to Republicans to control them because he had blackmail leverage over them. The Democrats wouldn't play his naughty games, so he had to try to buy their loyalty with cash.

tommyesq said...

Worse for me is that, when called out on this, she defended herself by saying she didn't say it was that Jeffrey Esptein, and that she had done nothing wrong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXh0gJyVEd4

tommyesq said...

Kind of the way the "hey military, don't follow Trump's orders" folks are now saying "Gee, all we did was accurately state what the law is, we didn't specifically advocate they ignore the President!"

Wilbur said...

What was it the Democrats and their friends used to call Sen. Joe McCarthy? ... Oh yeah, "demagogic, reckless, extreme, outrageous, distorted, and manipulative"

Turns out that, whatever flaws The Tailgunner had, he was later proven to be largely correct. Will the same be said of Rep. Crockett?

Wilbur said...

My good friend Gemini tells me that:
While the exact current count is difficult to determine precisely, one database search from a recent report indicated there were nearly 300 individuals named Jeffrey Epstein across the United States.

I'm sure that's on the low side.

Yancey Ward said...

Crockett probably isn't stupid- she just knows hers and the Democrat Party's voters are stupid and won't question her assertions. People like Inga, for example.

Peachy said...

Calculating. Calculated lies.
Yancey Ward 9:58 - yes indeed. she's young, pretty, wears gobs of fake hair - she's in the D-base zone.

FormerLawClerk said...

The Democrat Party needs to get the fucking hood rats off of CNN. This is not the faces you want portraying your political party.

William said...

What drives me nuts is that she—and her ilk (and there are many of her ilk)—do this stuff all the time and get away with it.

In any other endeavor (certainly in the private sector), when you're stupid and do stupid things, there are consequences.

Our speaker of the house (lower case deliberate) is such sweet guy/milquetoast. He should go after these cretins (regardless of party) with both barrels because they reinforce the reality that our house of representative (again lower case deliberate) is populated by a bunch of morons.

The definition of insanity is to keep doing what you're doing and expect a different result. Duh.

FormerLawClerk said...

Oh, and off the Supreme Court, too.

Jeff Vader said...

I mean my rep is a useless dumb ass but how can you be represented by this?

Disparity of Cult said...

Sabotage by her staff?

Beasts of England said...

’…Appalachian dish consisting of rice and raccoon.’

I’d suggest braising the raccoon. Otherwise, it’s tough…

Maynard said...

Crockett probably isn't stupid- she just knows hers and the Democrat Party's voters are stupid and won't question her assertions. People like Inga, for example.

Yup. I agree with that.

My guess is that Crockett has never really had to pay attention to details, just like a lot of entitled "victims". She knows that her fellow cult members will support anything she says without questions.

Mr. T. said...

Paging Kak/Richsockpuppet/paidActbluetroll!


You are awfully quiet about Crockett here ...

Wilbur said...

SeanF said...
Peachy: Will CNN ask this question?
Why did Jeffrey Epstein - convicted child sex predator - give so much money to Democrats?

Playing devil's advocate here, the answer is - he didn't need to donate money to Republicans to control them because he had blackmail leverage over them. The Democrats wouldn't play his naughty games, so he had to try to buy their loyalty with cash.
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Is there any indication that Epstein ever engaged in blackmail or extortion? From my limited understanding of this matter, he set up his sexual apparatus to ingratiate himself with the wealthy and powerful. It would be definitely counterproductive to get on the bad side of those people - you don't live long.

Aggie said...

Well.... is Epstein among the living, and if not, how?

hombre said...

Crockett’s comments are illustrative of Democrats tenuous connection to reality, AKA Biden’s “truth, not facts” doctrine. Among the Dems who heard her a third will believe it was Jeff the Pedo, a third will pretend to believe it and a third won’t care if it’s true. Leftmediaswine fall into the latter category.

n.n said...

In short: what a Crockett.

Rocco said...

Charlie said...
To be fair......it's not Jasmine Einstein.

I think Jasmine Einstein is Norman Einstein’s cousin. Joe Thiesmann would know for sure.

Rocco said...

Howard said...
…Appalachian dish consisting of rice and raccoon.

Beasts of England replied…
I’d suggest braising the raccoon. Otherwise, it’s tough…

That’s bracist!

PM said...

So Emily Litella.

Lawnerd said...

Jasmine Crockett highlights the biggest problem with Democracy - everyone gets an equal vote even if their IQ is below their body temp. By definition half of the eligible voters are below average intelligence and it takes a special kind of stupid to pull the lever for Jasmine.

narciso said...

I think houston was less vulnerable to this idiot before the influx after katrina

Lazarus said...

"Manhasset," the SNL parody of Woody Allen's "Manhattan" featuring Rodney Dangerfield, was one of their funniest bits.

Sisyphus said...

Ironically, the infamous Jeffrey Epstein donated almost 90% of his campaign contributions to Democrats.

Temujin said...

Jasmine Crockett cannot seem to get out of the way of her own brain. It hurts watching.

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