October 13, 2025

"As time went on I made movies for an audience of one, Diane Keaton. I never read a single review of my work..."

"... and cared only what Keaton had to say about it. If she liked it, I counted the film as an artistic success. If she was less than enthusiastic, I tried to use her criticism to reedit and come away with something she felt better about. By then we were living together and I was seeing the world through her eyes.... For all her shyness and self-effacing personality, she was totally secure in her own aesthetic judgment. Whether she was criticizing a movie of mine or a play of Shakespeare’s, she held both to the same standard. If she felt Shakespeare had gone wrong—it didn’t matter who or how many sang his praises, it was her own feeling that she went with, and she didn’t hesitate to put the knock on the Bard...."

Writes Woody Allen, remembering Diane Keaton (Free Press).

There's also this, about bulimia: "We’d go to Knicks games and after to Frankie and Johnnie’s for a steak. She’d put away a sirloin, hash browns, marble cheesecake, and coffee. Then we’d get home, and moments later she’d be toasting waffles or packing a huge taco with pork. I would stand there, stunned. This slim actress ate like Paul Bunyan. Only years later when she wrote a memoir did she describe her eating disorder, but when I was experiencing it, I could only think I’d never seen anyone eat like that outside of a documentary on whales."

33 comments:

Saint Croix said...

That was a really good obituary from Mr. Allen. It was lovely.

Aggie said...

I'd like to read it, but even the internet archive is defeated by their paywall.

Saint Croix said...

Aggie, the Free Press is worth a subscription. Like Taibbi, they are worth it.

Eva Marie said...

Aggie, you don’t have to pay. You do have to give your email. But then you click on the read for free button. They send you a link to your email. Then you can read it for free. Worth the trouble in this instance.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

The Free Press is not free.

Aggie said...

Thanks, all. That was a touching tribute.

WhoKnew said...

That was a touching obit. Thanks for posting it. She always seemed a bit better than the average hollywood star and apparently she was. I would have left out the reference to Cy Twombly. I went and looked for some images of his "art" and I think it's awful. But I don't think bad taste in art is a knock against anybody.

Ampersand said...

Allen's comments on Keaton remind me that some people are able to retain a sense of who they are, despite the warping effect of celebrity.

Temujin said...

I've read two articles about Diane Keaton by Woody in two days- both in the Free Press. All of it shortly after Woody did a great interview with Bari Weiss on her HonestlyPod.

Seems like Woody has found an outlet for whatever he has left. And I'm all there for it.

He clearly loved, and still loves Diane Keaton.

Mrs. X said...

Just lovely. I note that Woody Allen is cancelled, hence he writes this for the Free Press, not the NYT. Who better to write an obituary for Diane Keaton? This is why the Times will fade away and Bari Weiss is the new editor of CBS news.

Joe Bar said...

What a great article. Woody can really write when he wants to. The interview in TheFP was great, too, although his voice sounds tired.

n.n said...

A diversity of individuals, minority of one in the final act.

tolkein said...

Hope this link works. It's lovely tribute, just lovely.
https://open.substack.com/pub/bariweiss/p/woody-allen-remembers-diane-keaton?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email

boatbuilder said...

Thanks, tolkein.

Southern Pessimist said...

My very first memory of Diane Keaton was when she was on The Tonight Show promoting her second movie, but the first by Woody Allen, "Play it again, Sam". I remember how charmingly nervous and naive she seemed. I remember her laughing about how strange it was to go to the beach with Woody because he wore shoes and socks and a full bathrobe. She played that role of shy awkward waif perfectly. She played more serious roles later in life and on screen of course, but she played that role very well.

FormerLawClerk said...

Nothing in there about having sex with his adopted daughter, huh?

That's odd.

Marcus Bressler said...

You just can’t stop peddling lies, can you, FLC?

William said...

The preface to each sentence was "Unlike Mia Farrow" but the editor felt it best to leave it out. Nonetheless, it's a fine tribute. I wonder how Soon Yi feels about it. As it turns out, that was the most enduring relationship of his life, and she's--as far as I know--the only one who isn't a presence in his movies.

Lazarus said...

Well, now we know why the CBS staffers were so afraid of Bari Weiss. She's bringing Woody Allen in through the back door.

If people say it was a fine and lovely tribute, who am I to argue? People can rise to graciousness and elegance in the face of death or illness or a long span of time. I loved Woody Allen's movies when I was young. As I grew older I disliked them, even before the scandal. One reason was that they usually weren't very good, but another was that John Simon was always panning them. Woody was too closely imitating Bergman and Fellini and he didn't have the intellectual and artistic chops to do it well. I recently found out that before Simon died he had dinner with Woody and Soon Yi and they were quite gracious with each other. Woody said Simon kept him trying harder. Simon said Woody gave him a reason to go on reviewing. Actually I don't know or remember exactly what was said but it was a very warm and emotional night for both.

gspencer said...

Diane Keaton = a nothing that amounted to nothing. An example of someone who got a lucky break and turned her pathetic shades of dreck into money. So maybe she represents some kind of exploitive example. Lots of those in life. For Allen, she was an easy lay. And, as it turns out, for a lot of others too.

Viva Maria said...

Love.

tim maguire said...

I never even considered the possibility that someone could criticize Shakespeare. I'd like to know what she had to say about him.

Lazarus said...

"I never read a single review of my work" -- an obvious lie, unless Woody had people read them for him. In any case, Woody knew what the reviewers were saying. Woody, you tread a dangerous path. "Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus." But in your late 80s you probably don't care much.

tolkein said...

gspencer. If you didn't like or rate her, just be silent. That was rude, and makes nobody but you look bad.

Eva Marie said...

Thank you tolkein
Here’s the direct link to the Bari Weiss interview with Woody Allen
https://youtu.be/xc9tEipzWUk?si=mcLa7l_LRqSSu869

Dagwood said...

FormerLawClerk said...

Nothing in there about having sex with his adopted daughter, huh?

That's odd.


That'll be in his next comedy, "Play With It Again, Soon-Yi".

Eva Marie said...

That was a great interview. Changed my opinion of Woody Allan. Plus doesn’t like Trump but no TDS. Refreshing.

RCOCEAN II said...

I cant read the whole thing but cant join in the unqualified praise of this "Tribute" to Diane Keaton. Why bring up her eating disorder? Imagine if I was doing a funeral tribute to woody and said "Hey, I was always wondering why Woody never looked at the gorgeous women in their 20s. Little did I know he was boinking Mia's daughters and anyone under 18. But that's a good thing!"

Its the same thing with his "I only cared about Diane's opinion" It starts out well, then we get this "Hey Diane would say Shakespeare was crap. She didn't care. She thought what she thought." IOW, Diane was just crank who didn't recognize Woody's genius. She just had "strong opinions". Woody isn't praising Diane's taste, he's praising her arrogance.

RCOCEAN II said...

And I believe woody when he said he didn't read the reviews. Why would he? Hes been making the same 3 movies for 40 years.

rhhardin said...

It's a friendly thing to write but I doubt the bimbo had artistic chops. Where are the interviews and articles.

Narr said...

Talk about soap opera . . .

Freeman Hunt said...

"I never even considered the possibility that someone could criticize Shakespeare."

I love Shakespeare, but I hate A Midsummer Night's Dream. Hate it. Loathe. It.

Narr said...

My wife's trip to the UK climaxed with her attendance of a preview performance of Macbeth at Stratford, starring her crush Sam Heughan (gesundheit).

It has been reimagined and updated to the 1930s Glasgow underworld. Weird lighting and music . . .

I can't believe people pay money for this stuff.

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