August 25, 2025

"When did uh everyone catch on you were so hot?... Come on... I mean, you must have been like such a smoke show in high school...."

Said Bill Maher, interviewing the 94-year-old Barbara Eden:


Eden is perfectly with it and self-possessed and maintains her dignity as Bill — like probably thousands of men who've had a chance to meet her over the years — seems hell bent on letting her know she was the photograph — or one of the photographs — to which he masturbated when he was a boy. 

39 comments:

Peachy said...

Holy moly. she's 94?

Iman said...

So Maher and OJ Simpson have something in common…

john said...

It was Eden over Funicello back in the day because - belly button.

Mary E. Glynn said...

I don't see what attracts smart women to Jewish men like that. Ann?

Mary E. Glynn said...

I bet she's not "perfectly" with it.
I bet you are projecting. Loni Anderson had to put up with a lot of crap too. Doesn't mean the ladies of that generation enjoyed it. Shame on you, ann. You were TRYING to get the old men to look at you and comment on your budding sexuality... Plenty of hotter (than you) women weren't.

(I think it's the stubby legged women who know they won't get the attention they're craving without really working the sex pot memes. They expose too much too soon, dye and paint the naturally pretty parts, and in the end, resort to money to nab their man... Hit the tipjar; keeping a meadey sweetey isn't cheaply. lol)

Enigma said...

New tags:

"As with my parents conceiving me and my siblings, these are things I don't want to think about."

"Let actors and musicians be remembered through the recordings made during their prime era."

"Bill Maher must be tacky. It's a law of nature."

"Women are women, men are men. Transgendered people play Halloween dress-up and are reproductive dead ends."

Mary E. Glynn said...

Men like Maher will end their slurpy boy ways
when ladies like Ann stop platforming them.

(I know, they are perpetual boys -- "remind me of my sons...")

Saint Croix said...

Catwoman was way hotter than Genie, ask anybody. And Emma Peel was hotter than both of them.

Dave Begley said...

Ann!

Lazarus said...

Isn't Bill Maher on record saying that he masturbated to calm himself down before shows? Or was that Louis CK? Both of them together maybe? With whoever they could get to watch?

Saint Croix said...

she was the photograph — or one of the photographs — to which he masturbated when he was a boy.

I doubt it. She wasn't known for a photograph, she was known for a TV show. Did she do a nude photograph?

Personally, photographs were always sub-par for me. Video is best. Before video, it was words that would spark my imagination. Also, just imagining girls from my life.

Video
Girls From my Life
Dirty books
Nude photograph

And I don't think she did a nude photograph. Young Bill Maher masturbating to a TV Guide is a sad, sad image.

buwaya said...

You are correct, Diana Rigg was hotter indeed, and a better actress. "Genie" was better written than we seem to give it credit for though. We got a DVD with a bunch of episodes and it impressed me in that it was taking Omar Khayyam seriously.
Which really was something for US 1960s TV.

rhhardin said...

I never liked her. Partly the sitcom and partly the professional-i-am-hot meme.

rhhardin said...

Hot award went to Barbara Feldon as 99. Not in her tiger ads though, where she was trying to present as hot. In her personality in the sitcom, always satisfied with Max regardless.

Saint Croix said...

I just found out Barbara Eden was a singer!

Here she is, in a mini-skirt...

Son of a Preacher Man.

rhhardin said...

Young Bill used to visit Radio City where his dad was news director for WFAN and Imus's boss. Imus and McCord related several times that they used to set young Bill up with NBC page girls, as a disrespectful joke on his father.

bagoh20 said...

She has to be the most well preserved 94 year old ever. Inspiring. Now please tell us how it's the daily burritos, margaritas, and internet surfing that did it.

Mary E. Glynn said...

Dave Begley said...
Ann!
---------

meade's back pimping her content to collect tip-jar pennies so he can finance his outdoorsman lifestyle... lol

Sexs sells. Even for the boomer oldies... Tip early, tip often!

William said...

I didn't have a color television, plus you had to constantly adjust the rabbit ears. It wasn't the ideal medium for that type of activity. The concept of a beautiful woman who addressed you as master and was tickled pink to entertain your every whim was an entertaining one, however. As I recall, Star Trek also had some entertaining plot lines.

Jupiter said...

Of course, she was drop-dead gorgeous, but what put her over the top was the "Yes, Master!" attitude.

Josephbleau said...

No, Samantha Stevens wins, she had a better evil twin.

Mary E. Glynn said...

When are the boomer women going to reveal who they touched themselves to? Bob Dylan?? Really???

n.n said...

She was... is pretty, personal, and real.

henge2243 said...

We all know that Bill used to beat off to Larry Hagman, come on man.

tcrosse said...

She had to hide whenever Desi Arnaz came around the set.

Iman said...

“I never liked her. Partly the sitcom and partly the professional-i-am-hot meme”

I’d wager Hardin was more partial to Scooby-Doo… amirite!?

Tina Trent said...

Another connection between Bill Maher and Larry King.

Achilles said...

Maher = toxic masculinity.

Eva Marie said...

I wasn’t looking forward to viewing this because I thought Maher would overdo the masterbation topic but it was a really nice interview. Thx

Paul said...

Youtube has season one, episode one... I Dream of Jeannie.. and you will see just how sexy she was!

Rusty said...

"she was the photograph — or one of the photographs — to which he masturbated when he was a boy. "

Oh god. Where to start. Between the Sears catalog and TV i'm amazed we got anything done.

Tina Trent said...

Rusty, I'd say something positive here, but you're just correct.

Leland said...

Nothing to say after Rusty's mic drop, except I was more partial to Dawn Wells.

Iman said...

Too many tossers here!

gadfly said...

Trump "Slow-Moving Coup"

mongo said...

Sears catalog, TV Guide, etc. Didn’t anyone’s dad subscribe to Playboy?

Readering said...

When Jeannie started in Fall 65 I was in UK, where Diana Rigg took over on the Avengers at the same time, and she became my tv crush.

Jim at said...

except I was more partial to Dawn Wells.

I met Dawn at her book signing in Tacoma back in 2014. Still have a great photo with her sitting between my wife and myself.

That charming, innocent, girl-next-door character she played as Mary Ann?

It's real.

Oso Negro said...

@ Saint Croix - Oy! My eyes! That cringey 60s choreography! I need to go watch an hour of Molly Long and Project 21 to cleanse my brain

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