Link to the London Times: here.
Excerpt: "As he told Vogue last July, 'I’m a fun, wacky guy. I’m a silly goose.' Take one look at his bizarre Instagram page... or his X account... and you’ll agree with that. Schlossberg often spends his time shirtless, talking about people’s looks. He has pondered Jesus Christ’s body type. He has commented on his own resemblance to Audrey Hepburn. He has wondered out loud whether Usha Vance is 'way hotter' than his grandmother Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis.And then there’s the video he posted this week. Donning a blonde wig and speaking in a Slavic accent, he pretended to be Melania Trump as he performed a 'dramatic reading' of her recent letter to Vladimir Putin about the welfare of Ukrainian children. On Tuesday he posted again as Melania, saying he would 'be going live, answering all of your questions on my show tonight.'"
And yes, I see what Gavin Newsom is doing. Suddenly, everybody's a comedian.
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Schlossberg.
Nope. Can't do anything with that. I see nothing coming out of Trump with this one.
....and if absolutely everybody is a comedian, then nobody is a comedian. Especially him. He's not a wacky guy, he's a dope trading on his family association, like most of the other second-order Kennedy's.
I have thirteen grandchildren. I have none that have embarrassed me (yet). I know it’s early. I have tried to build relationships with them where they respect me. If any cross the line, they will get a lunch meeting.
The poor dude did not inherit the Kennedy looks gene. Poor loser. Who really cares about him?
They laugh to keep from cryin’.
A dying party's last gasps... indeed.
The Babylon Bee makes satire look so easy. Apparently it’s not.
The Chinese say "Wealth doesn't last 3 generations" (富不过三代)...neither does dignity.
He looks like a cross between Anthony Weiner and Huntz Hall.
Who knows? It could work. Stupid social media celebrities and dumb memes haven't hurt MAGA at all. Do we really think the "Melania" wig is particularly offensive? Now who is the snowflake? What wrong with pointing out that DJT is married to a filthy immigrant?
The few videos of his I've seen give me the impression that he's a rich kid who overestimates his charm.
Iman - thank you. I thought that WAS Anthony Weiner.
Also, he overestimates his intelligence.
DD - No one is snowflaking here.
Snowflake is unique to the left.
MAGA (and Trump in particular) is the very definition of "can dish it out but can't take it." A bunch of pussy crybabies. The whole lot of you.
The man is mentally ill. ALL of his social media is creepy like this. Immature, rich, entitled little boy.
I'm sure the Schlossbergs, Goldbergs, Bloombergs, Icebergs, and Schumers think they're not only political geniuses but also incredibly funny. In reality, their people are being associated with genocide- as perpetrators, not victims- and that's going to be increasingly lethal among liberal internationalists.
DD - again - you are clueless.
Let me give you one example of snowflake(D):
Leftist:
"OMG! What a RACIST! That's so racist!"
Wow.
Too busy laughing to cry, DeeDee. Now mince away, sheila.
In the Vogue interview:
“Do you have a message for people who may question President Biden’s fitness to run?
Whatever people decide is up to them. However, the choice that you’re actually making about the government you want is the same today as it was a month ago. It’s worth showing up to vote even if you’re not enthusiastic about the candidate so that things don’t get way worse. I understand if that’s not an appealing message to people, but I still think, at the end of the day, voting for Democrats is going to be the right way to go.“
In the end it was the Democrat powerbrokers who agreed with Republicans and decided Biden was unfit to run.
I'n going to remind you all that whacked out cultist DDDriver was a personification of why Ron DeSantis lost the 2024 GOP primary. I don't know who told RDS to hire obnoxious "influencers" but I am grateful for them driving normal people away from the campaign. DeSantis, to his credit, has simply knuckled down, jettisoned the cult, and ably governed his state as a crucial part of the MAGA coalition.
The poor dude did not inherit the Kennedy looks gene.
He looked more like his uncle when he was younger. Do drugs make your nose grow?
Jackie kept her kids away from Bobby's because she thought they were dangerous. Her son recklessly kills three people and now this fool.
The Democrats are in full "Waiting for Godot" mode. Fortunately for them, and unfortunately for the US, the Godot for which they are waiting is some statistically inevitable adverse event (terrorist attack, natural disaster, economic downturn, self dealing by a Republican, etc. ) that they can use as a springboard. Lots of time between now and November 2026.
I sincerely hope this isn't the DNC's dying gasps because that implies they will die. That's the worst-case as far as I can see. If the DNC entirely implodes, there's a good chance something will come along that is savvy, minimally corrupt, and politically agile. That would be a dangerous foe.
No...poetic justice must be served. The DNC deserves instead NOT to die just yet, at least until after President Vance's second term. I want them to be the political party equivalent of what they themselves inflicted on us...the partywide version of Sundown Biden's administration.
I don't get the blonde wig?
Poor grandma, rest her soul. It looks like he should be singing, "Happy Birthday, Mr. President."
D.D. Driver said...
MAGA (and Trump in particular) is the very definition of "can dish it out but can't take it." A bunch of pussy crybabies. The whole lot of you.
Your Schlossburg is showing.
Anything to avoid having to come up with an idea the American public might like.
The Dem party is a horror show, but in every horror show you think the monster is dead, but it's not. It gets up again and scares the pants off you.
And it comes back again and again in the sequels.
Young Jack has denigrated the Kennedy name, but let’s not forgot the man is both a Yale and Harvard graduate. What an indictment of the Ivy League.
The Gavin tweets are pure genius. The best part is that initially MAGA and FOX didn't realize that it was mocking the way the President of the United States communicates and called Newsom "childish" and "not fit to be Governor".
Did anyone see Greg Gutfeld annihilate an actual real clip of Gavin Newsum speaking to a desperate women (who just lost her home in the LA fire.) ? She happened upon Gavin Newsum in the street. Newsum was so flat-footed - he was unable to answer her questions - and just pointed at his phone. He claimed to be speaking with Joe Biden (lol like that's going to help) - but he was lying! He was not on the phone with his pal Joe.
It looks like the left have settled on Gavin 2028.
That's why they are out pimping him - and Gavin himself is out there trying to be the tough guy. someone must take Trump behind the bleachers. Gavin is just the pretty loyal inept puppet to do it.
Young Jack is not well.
Also, the team that cancels people, commits lawfare to remove people from the political stage, and debanks people so they have to scramble for a place to park their money is hardly a team that can “take it”. Those that survive those assaults certainly are.
Sad, but delicious.
The People Behind Newsum’s social media
What can be said?
Melania? It looks more like a Joy Reid wig!
Peachy said, "The People Behind Newsum’s social media"
[sniffles] They grow up so fast!
Thinking the Dem party is dead reminds me of "the end of history" idea after the Berlin Wall came down.
Progressivism is a fundamentalist religion.
I think Newsom probably lost his chance at being President by not running in 2024. In a contest between Newsom and A.O.C. she will crush him in the primaries. No amount of tweeting memes can cover up the fact that his governance of California has been an utter disaster.
The Gavin tweets are pure genius. The best part is that initially MAGA and FOX didn't realize that it was mocking the way the President of the United States communicates and called Newsom "childish" and "not fit to be Governor".
This is in fact the DUMB LEFTIST take on Newsom, that somehow his "act" went over our heads because we're not laughing. He's not funny. It isn't highbrow enough to "go over" even a child's head. He mocked the Butler event where a man died. Is that included in your "best part" analysis?
He's actually a "leader" there, you know. He's been promising to "end homelessness in ten years" since 2008: not funny. He has NO forest management plan yet mocks Trump for suggesting we clean out deadwood: not funny, people die and lose possessions every year in highly predictable "wildfires." Gavin has completely abandoned Pacific Palisades after scooping up the donations for them and giving it to his charity: not funny. Roads crumbling: not funny. Highway 1 still closed from a landslide 3 years ago: not funny.
WTF is so funny about a guy living online 24/7 instead of governing his state? The only time he cleaned SF was when his Chinese bosses visited in person.
Those suddenly clean-for-a-day streets? Yes, THAT is funny, Gavin!
It is hilarious that D.D. Driver and Dumbham can't tell the difference between anger and mockery.
Scott M said...
If the DNC entirely implodes, there's a good chance something will come along that is savvy, minimally corrupt, and politically agile. That would be a dangerous foe.
The implosion of the Democrat party and the rise of something far more effective to take its place is inevitable. Take comfort in the fact that it will take at least another two generations before their reemergence as a political force will happen and by then we'll all be gone.
In other news:
8 potential new names for MSNBC: (via the b)
1) MSTrumpIsBadNBC:
2) CNN+ 2
3) Rachel Maddow's Gigante Variety Hour
4) The Almost Beating VH1 In The Ratings Network
5) ESPN9
6) MS13
7) MS Max
8) REEEEEEEEEEEEE: Instant brand-recognition for the product. [added: snowflake central]
a Democrat President's grandson is
Donning a blonde wig and speaking in a Slavic accent,
he pretended to be Melania Trump
For FUN! Let's Imagine,
that a Republican President's grandson had:
Donned a black wig and speaking in a Ebonic accent,
he pretended to be a guy named Michelle Obama
WHAT do YOU suppose, the media response would have been?
This strikes me as a bunch of people (family and party leaders) ignoring mental illness. He just seems like someone who went off the rails and meds and no one wants to acknowledge it. Instead they indulge this “silly goose” fantasy. Either that, or he’s just a 32 year old child-man who likes to hear himself talk (smartest guy in the room) but can’t quite do anything substantial. Playacting…
Since Schollosberg seems to think the plight of 30,000 orphans in the Ukrainian-Russian war is hilarious and a subject for mockery, I'd suggest he don a wig and do a parody of the October 7th attack on Israel. Maybe pretend to be an Israeli chick under attack. Probably be just as funny and an equal amount of silly goose.
gilbar said...
WHAT do YOU suppose, the media response would have been?
8/21/25, 9:37 AM
The response would be thermonuclear, but most men would need testosterone injections to look like Brigitte Macron/ Moochelle Obama.
Yes, Gilbar JFK relative in a wig impersonating an Eastern European prostitute; Clutch my pearls!
Fascist thugs in masks, kidnapping random brown people and putting them in concentration camps: MAGA!
He's so ugly, I don't know why he doesn't have a show on HBO or comedy central.
Yancey Ward said...
I think Newsom probably lost..
In a contest between Newsom and A.O.C. she will crush him in the primaries
respectfully, you're acting like you think the democrats have fair and free primary votes.
serious questions:
When was the last fair and free democrat primary votes?
Who received the most votes in Iowa2020? (Bernie)
Who "won" the most delegates 3 days later? (Mayor Pete)
WHO did ALL of Iowa's delegates ACTUALLY go to? (Biden)
Later in 2020, EVERY candidate "decided to quit", at the SAME time (except Lizzie Warren, who sucked up Bernie votes)
The democrat party is THE OPPOSITE of fair and free..
and ALWAYS has been
ps: I'm NOT saying that they won't pick AOC..
i'm just saying, that the democrat primaries will be said to have picked WHOMEVER the party WANTS to have picked
Alinsky's Rules for Radicals are still being applied, but this time we're laughing at the ridiculers, not those ridiculed. You have to follow more steps than just going full retard to achieve the isolate/freeze/ridicule success of an Alinskyite attack.
54 comments and no one has called it an Althouse wig!
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JSM
After a decade of countless failed responses to the MAGA movement, the DNC keeps hoping that the same stick will work this time.
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." Napoleon Bonaparte
Iman, thanks for the Bowery Boys reference!
Sometimes I think I’m the only one.
Yet another benefit of the internet - bringing together fans of now-obscure franchises.
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JSM
Scandal Threatens to Unravel Newsom’s Gerrymandering Power Grab
And ...
Meet Hank, The Autistic Chimpanzee Who Runs Gavin Newsom's X Account
Good one gilbar @8/21/25, 9:37 AM, and we 100% know the let would have been 24/7 on the Progressive news channels crying racism....
I think Newsom probably lost..
In a contest between Newsom and A.O.C. she will crush him in the primaries
Sounds a lot like CrackEmcee's "Hillary will run and she'll win in a landslide" from oh so many years ago. Mick too, if memory serves.
Poorly mpersonating an Eastern European prostitute;straight to comedy jail!
Michelle Obama is a man baby!!!!
Never gets old.
MAGA!
Are MAGats mad at Gavin because he’s exposing how stupid Donnie has sounded for the last decade?
Also poorly impersonating an Eastern European escort IS a comedy crime but is it really a political one?
Further evidence for my hypothesis that Ivy legacies are the main driver of Affirmative Action admission policy: mediocrity, like misery, loves company.
He should change his last name to Kennedy. Higher brand value.
I'd suggest he don a wig and do a parody of the October 7th attack on Israel. Maybe pretend to be an Israeli chick under attack.
Great idea, RCOCEAN! He could be a Sabra being an anally raped by multiple attackers. We can hire some Aryan Brotherhood gangbangers to do the raping.
It is true that this impersonation is waaaay less funny than the reality of having to f*ck Donnie Trump to get your green card.
Without Old Joe to slap them around, that family is going to hell.
It's good when you can spot stupid or loathsome things that people on your side are doing. It hurts your own side when you can't.
Today's SF Chronicle, which ingeniously prints today's date on yesterday's news, is front-paging Newsom heroically redistricting - the oldest, most fundamental move in politics - to fight Trump. Fully expect he'll next order all public bldgs to fly their flags at half-mast.
I visited Madison back in the winter of '94. Karaoke was a big thing by then and a lot of bars had it. I remember watching a particularly drunk gentleman mount the stage and attempt an extremely painful version of the Temptations classic "Papa Was a Rolling Stone," which (a) has a lot of lyrics, (b) falsetto galore, and (c) runs up to 11 minutes long, depending on the version. After about 7 minutes of incoherent caterwauling, the guy gave up and fell off the stage. I get a similar viewing experience from Newsom's social media account.
He does look a lot like Anthony Weiner. And shirtless like him? Ick.
You can see the "useless playboy" motif or gene rising to dominance through the generations from Jack, to Teddy, to John-John and now to this 32-year-old loser man child. Whatever kept it in check is now gone.
Jackie tried to keep her kids free from contamination by Ethel's unruly, déclassé brood. Caroline has completely failed with this kid, but I suppose whatever Jackie was trying to do didn't work with Caroline either.
"...It is true that this impersonation is waaaay less..."
Wow, you really do believe in revealing yourself, don't you? A very insightful conjecture there, but the lived experience shines through. What a price to pay - a self-own.
Althouse asks what we’re seeing here. Unfortunately it’s not this isn’t the last gasp of a political party that is — deservedly! — dying, nor is it even one of their last gasps. Nor is it even one of their last gasps, but it is an indicator of a party that drifted so far into extremism purely for the sake of extremism that they maybe too sick ever to completely recover.
We’re also seeing a tacit admission that they can’t lay a hand on Trump do they have to attack his wife. Melania, despite being a beautiful woman and a former supermodel, has graced exactly how many covers of women’s fashion magazines since becoming First Lady? In fairness, she was on the cover of the Mexican edition of “Vanity Fsir.” Anyone else?
Plus the sort of worthless scum who have never gone anything useful in their lives like TeaBagHag call her — without evidence — an “escort,” implying prostitution, instead of a an international class fashion model.
Jebem vas vse ničvredne prasice.
"respectfully, you're acting like you think the democrats have fair and free primary votes."
I think the centroid of the Democratic Party has moved too far left for the backroom people to rig the primaries again- you see that right now with The Zohran. I could be a cycle too early and the Dems rig it for the white guy again but I guess we will get our answer in about 2.5 years.
Percentage-wise, how much of left-wing politics is just the public neuroses of rich, privileged failures? Twenty percent? Eighty?
"D.D. Driver said...
MAGA (and Trump in particular) is the very definition of "can dish it out but can't take it." A bunch of pussy crybabies. The whole lot of you."
That's not what your mom said. And, Boy, let me tell you she can take it.
I think that's what she said. Her mouth was full at the time.. But the other guys said that's what she said.
These social media attempts by the Democrats are just Brat Summer, The Sequel. I will try to help our local lefties understand the problem- this is only effective if it is truly grassroots. If you have to rely on the mainstream media to promote it, then it is almost already sure to be a complete failure on any creative level. There are all kinds of right wing memes I find cringe-worthy but here is the thing- that stuff never makes it far beyond the original producer since the right doesn't have a big media trying to promote it. We on the right barely even have FoxNews these days and only people over the age of 70 even watch that any longer.
“I fucked your mom, loser”
“Michelle Obama is a maaaan baaaby”
High comedic art. Rusty gets it.
But badly impersonating an Eastern European whore; straight to comedy jail!
D-bag hag(D) - Don't ever change.
btw- Biden's open $oro$ Border - allowed massive amounts of child sex trafficking to occur . You leftists do not care.
All you care about is harming Trump.
This is why you will continue to lose.
that sort of statement cost the Daily Mail a pretty penny,
like some of his relatives he's likely to crash into a snowdrift, or overdose
he's paid to be this stupid, or does he do it for free,
Peachy, all of that newsmax drivel aside, your cult leader is at best protecting pedophiles and at worst,hiding his own pedophilia.
Where are the Epstein files?
like those pins and voodoo dollas,
Poor Ballsucker- still going on about Epstein after the world has moved on weeks ago.
Boy, that must really suck- just when you think you got Trump now he wins again.
Hey man, I get it. If daddy Trump says shut the fuck up about the pedo stuff, you have to shut it down.
How do you get that old man ball smell out of your mouth, though?
"But badly impersonating an Eastern European whore; straight to comedy jail!"
I'd never take your job TBH.
I have no idea, Hag- what do you do?
"Sounds a lot like CrackEmcee's "Hillary will run and she'll win in a landslide" from oh so many years ago. Mick too, if memory serves."
Mick was the first to insist Trump would win in a landslide. We all laughed at him.....for awhile.
The Gavin tweets are pure genius.
You do realize you're still fighting the last election, right?
You also realize Trump isn't running in 2028, right?
Yeah. Pure genius, those tweets. Keep it up. Please.
Either that, or he’s just a 32 year old child-man who likes to hear himself talk (smartest guy in the room) but can’t quite do anything substantial.
In other words ... Ronald J. Ward.
Yancey Ward said...
"I have no idea, Hag- what do you do?"
He works in customer service. That's what he calls his gloryhole job.
"TeaBagHag said...
Hey man, I get it. If daddy Trump says shut the fuck up about the pedo stuff, you have to shut it down."
Actually, your side, the leftist MSM, bloggers, websites, tv news shut it down by all at once shifting to National Guard hysteria.
Exactly at the same time Bill Clinton's name began to be mentioned again.
No, chucklefuck, the person who shut it down, is the person who campaigned on releasing it but then reneged when he realized that he was all up in those Epstein Files.
After Jeffery Epstein was killed on Donald J Trump’s watch, he transferred his close personal friend, Epstein’s pedo partner to camp cupcake.
That’s a sweet try though. BTW, who sent in the National guard in the first place? you absolute fucking muppet.
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