August 27, 2025

"All I had to do was pretend to be entertained by their lewd gestures, and when Andrew cupped my breast with a doll made in his image, I only giggled away."

Wrote Virginia Giuffre, quoted in "Virginia Giuffre’s memoir ‘contains Prince Andrew puppet assault claim’/Posthumous memoir by victim of Jeffrey Epstein will be released in late October" (London Times).

Why did Andrew have a puppet of himself? Was this sex paraphernalia that he brought to the encounter? No. Epstein and Maxwell gave Andrew a puppet — a very ugly caricature of himself — from TV show "Spitting Image."

17 comments:

Peachy said...

“It was easy to give them the reaction they desired. All I had to do was pretend to be entertained by their lewd gestures, and when Andrew cupped my breast with a doll made in his image, I only giggled away,” Giuffre wrote.

I'm not finished reading this article - but I had to stop there and ponder - If this girl had any free agency at all - she would not have been participating like that. Pretending to giggle and act dumb.

Wince said...

After all the scandalous buildup?

“If that’s all there is, let’s break out the booze and have a ball.”

Peachy said...

I thought she was "hit by a bus" - in the middle of nowhere. Maybe I have my Epstein victims mixed up.

AnotherJim said...

Peachy said:

"If this girl had any free agency at all - she would not have been participating like that. Pretending to giggle and act dumb."

Are you being sarcastic? I heard somewhere that that is what girls do.

Narr said...

Please use the puppets to show us how the bad man used his puppet.

Peachy said...

Another Jim - well yes - some girls act dumb.
But - in this case she was being passed around like a piece of meat. Sure - the money was good. but....
Run!

Achilles said...

Andrew is a beta. He was born into power and does not have the right temperament to handle himself in a position with that much responsibility.

Using a puppet like this to act out his id was essentially getting drunk so he didn’t have to take responsibility for what he wanted to do.

It is also likely if left to his own he never would have raped this girl. He just looks like a weakling on many levels.

Ficta said...

Those hideous Spitting Image puppets. I hated those things. I found them viscerally repellant. There was a music video back in the 80s that used them. Whenever it came on I would inwardly recoil. It was like finding rotten fruit in the fridge. They filled me with a deep and abiding hatred of the people who made them. They were, of course, stridently political. Whatever it is the people who make them are for, I'm against.

Achilles said...

Peachy said...
“It was easy to give them the reaction they desired. All I had to do was pretend to be entertained by their lewd gestures, and when Andrew cupped my breast with a doll made in his image, I only giggled away,” Giuffre wrote.

I'm not finished reading this article - but I had to stop there and ponder - If this girl had any free agency at all - she would not have been participating like that. Pretending to giggle and act dumb.

Actually this is standard practice for women. Women are biologically programmed to allow males to aggressively sexually court them like this. The evolutionary explanation is obvious. This is where children are conceived.

The main difference between pretending to giggle and enthusiastically giggling is perceived status and support for the generated offspring.

She likely got creep vibes from Andrew who was acting like a creep. She at the time was probably wishing it was Epstein doing the cupping because Epstein was much more of an alpha and was the person who put her in the receptive state.

She is dead now having killed herself. Everyone involved in this should be fed to a woodchipper.

wild chicken said...

She was only 17 years old! A mere child! And so full of shit.

mikee said...

Sure, Epstein gave Andrew the puppet from the "Spitting Image" show, but either or both being immortalized in claymation for Celebrity Death Match would have been so much more amusing to the public.

john mosby said...

Achilles: "Andrew is a beta."

I have to stand up for the Duke. He is a combat veteran aviator - at a very young age in the Falklands, he acted as a human decoy for missiles (hover low off the water between ships, and the missile is supposed to be attracted to the rotorwash instead of the ships), and he medevacked severely burnt British sailors off flaming ships.

Not beta behavior.

His later problems may come from PTSD or just from never again being allowed to do anything important.

RLTW
JSM

Hassayamper said...

He just looks like a weakling on many levels.

Well... I'm not so sure of that. He flew helicopters in combat against the Argentines during the Falklands War. He was also a well-known cocksman before Virginia Giuffre was born. Remember Koo Stark?

Hassayamper said...

If this is the worst we get from the Virginia Giuffre memoir, a lot of Trump-haters are sure to be mighty displeased.

Rocco said...

Ficta said...
Those hideous Spitting Image puppets. I hated those things. I found them viscerally repellant. There was a music video back in the 80s that used them.

Are you thinking of Genesis’ Land of Confusion? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq7FKO5DlV0

n.n said...

All I. AI.

hanuman_prodigious_leaper said...

What about Kamala Harris giggles?

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