Althouse: Found poetry. Place of finding: spam file.

June 27, 2025

Found poetry. Place of finding: spam file.

19 comments:

planetgeo said...: I think you've found the perfect soulmate for Kak.; 6/27/25, 7:19 AM
R C Belaire said...: Digital stalking. Ugly.; 6/27/25, 7:20 AM
Iman said...: Kak is nail wait for midnight hammer.; 6/27/25, 7:23 AM
n.n said...: Presenting Senor and Senora Spam-a-lot after the Twilight Fringe but before dawn.; 6/27/25, 7:34 AM
Leland said...: The lonely Iowa ambulance chaser has a follower.; 6/27/25, 7:52 AM
CJinPA said...: That's beautiful.

"Life is for short. What would your security social number be?"; 6/27/25, 7:55 AM
Temujin said...: Pretty funny. Yet creepy.; 6/27/25, 8:14 AM
Rocco said...: So happiness is meeting an available human in a lonely place and getting vast knowledge after reading the Althouse blog 24/7.; 6/27/25, 8:15 AM
Jaq said...: Just replace "France" with "Iran" and make the speaker John Bolton:

Now are we well resolved; and, by God's help,
And yours, the noble sinews of our power,
France being ours, we'll bend it to our awe,
Or break it all to pieces: or there we'll sit,
Ruling in large and ample empery
O'er France and all her almost kingly dukedoms,
Or lay these bones in an unworthy urn,
Tombless, with no remembrance over them:
Either our history shall with full mouth
Speak freely of our acts, or else our grave,
Like Turkish mute, shall have a tongueless mouth,
Not worshipp'd with a waxen epitaph. —Henry V; 6/27/25, 8:29 AM
Mark said...: Hey, can you send me the contact info for the last one? They need some cheering up!; 6/27/25, 8:29 AM
Fred Drinkwater said...: Rocco, enlightenment may be found anywhere, even in a few scraps of spam.; 6/27/25, 9:03 AM
Iman said...: Good n’Hard, New York!; 6/27/25, 9:29 AM
FullMoon said...: Hey, those links don't work.

Recently, my Amazon account has been locked .
By the System.
Multiple times a day.

"Hel‌lo Customer,

The System automatically locked your Amazon account and hold all your last orders.

We took this action, because the billing information you provided did not match the information on file the card issuer.

To unlocked your account, you can click button below and proceed with identity verification to prove that it is your account."; 6/27/25, 10:41 AM
wsw said...: You are help me become best human with your words.; 6/27/25, 11:16 AM
Immanuel Rant said...: To be a true Haiku they really needed to add a last line "Cherry blossoms fall." That can make anything Kaiku-esque. I.e.:

Batman and Robin
Fight crime in our town
Cherry blossoms fall; 6/27/25, 11:51 AM
Lem Vibe Bandit said...: Found poetry in all the wrong places...; 6/27/25, 1:13 PM
PM said...: I am for this many ways.; 6/27/25, 3:11 PM
Iman said...: Batman and Robin
ambiguously gay team
superhero sluts; 6/27/25, 3:31 PM
Mary Beth said...: I read about the aftermath of Romance Crypto Scams, but seldom see the bait thrown out like this in the wild.; 6/27/25, 5:35 PM